"Mm. Sunset."
Jollz lifted his head at Edward's words to behold the dying sun's French vermillion, eau-de-toilette radiance. "It's nice."
After a moment of silence, Edward said quietly and seriously, "It seems fate has been kind to me... just this once."
Jollz clasped Edward's firm hand and murmured in response, "A love this true must be fated to be."
"Hmm," Edward said only. But when Jollz looked at him, he saw a glimmer of hope in his empty globes...
Suddenly, from in the distance, Jollz and Edward heard a song... it was Africa, by Toto. Obviously, Mole was requesting a suitable song for the lovers' meeting.
Jollz sighed with contentment and brought Edward closer. He gazed at the beautiful lemon-colored rays of the falling sun, thinking about everything that had transpired on this day and all that would pass between them.
"I love you, Edward."
"I love you too, Jollz."
They smooched, and super prideful rainbow strands met hazel ones, figuratively on fire (not literally) in the dying light. The sand was their witness and the rumbling ocean their approving audience, and Edward, his eternally faithful lover. Jollz thought to himself that nothing could be more perfect in the world, except maybe cute girls with little makeup.
And then he pitched Edward off the cliff, returning to his Twitch stream of Hearthstone, where he proceeded to gain Rank 8.
FIN