~Kyle is...WHAT?!~
Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman met up at the bus stop.
"Hey bitches." Cartman said while straightening his shirt. "Its days like these, Kyle, I'm happy I'm not you." Kyle frowned at the fat 13 year-old.
"Why fatass? I'm so attractive no one can stand it?" Kyle pulled off his hat, revealing his ever so nicely shaped jew-fro. "I believe you have no better comeback." He said smiling, slyly. Cartman crossed his arms and replied,
"How many times do I have to tell you Kyle, I'm just big boned not fat! Actually, I was going to say because I'm not a faggy jew, dumb ass. All the girls like me more than you."
"Cartman, Kyle, if the girls like any of us, its me." Stan winked flexing his bold arms.
" girls all want my dick, you pussies." Kenny muffled under his coat. The, the the bus rolled up. When the boys walked on, something just wasn't right. Clyde and Craig were sitting with all of the girls. How unusual… Kyle thought. When they walked on, no girls were paying attention to the boys, not even Wendy. Stan sorrowfully sat on the seat, wishing Wendy would notice him. Then, another girl was picked up at the bus stop. She was a blonde and looked alot like Bebe. Although it didn't look exactly like Bebe. She looked cooler. It was Bebe, but she was completely made over. She looked fucking gorgeous. Stan, Kyle and Kenny were drooling over her as she took the seat beside Kyle.
"Hey Bebe…" Kyle smiled nervously.
"Oh hey Kyle! How are you?" Bebe said excitedly.
"I'm great, Bebe. How are you?" Kyle replied.
"I'm quite well. I have to tell you something…" Bebe got quiet.
"Sure, Bebe. Anything." Kyle whispered, hoping she was going to confess her deep love for him.
"Okay," Bebe took a deep breath. "I...I...I love…"
"Who? You can tell me."
"I like you…" Kyle was shocked at what he heard. Bebe frowned. "Sorry."
"Huh? Don't be sorry, its just a part of life." The bus stopped at the school and Kyle went up to Cartman's face and bragged. "Who's more attractive now!?" Kyle told Cartman all about Bebe's confession.
"B-but you're a fucking JEW! What does that despo want with you? I'm alot more attractive." Eric stuck up his nose.
"Well, buddy, tell that to Bebe." Bebe walked past Kyle, and Kyle smiled sexily and waved.
"I heard she had herpes, Kyle my jew-home-boy." Cartman sighed.
"Nope. She looks clean to me." Kyle frowned.
"I meant she has syphilis. Pretty contagious, bro." Cartman put his arm around Kyle.
"No she doesn't. I would be able to tell you stupid faggot!" Kyle pushed Cartman off of him.
"Cancer. Yes, thats what I meant." Cartman smiled.
"Thats not contagious dummy. And she'd be losing hair or she'd be experiencing some symptoms." Then, Kyle walked off.
"GODDAMN HIM TO JEWISH HELL!" Cartman screamed. But, he had a genius plan and went to talk to Bebe.
Kyle met up with Bebe and said, "Bebe, I kinda like you too." Bebe dropped her books.
"I...I don't like you anymore." Bebe looked shocked.
"Why?" Kyle looked confused.
"Cartman just told me that you're gay."
"I'm not fucking gay. Cartman's just a faggot and he's the gay one. I promise Bebe." Bebe then sighed.
"I hope not. Okay. Talk to you later Kyle." Kyle was pissed off.