~OH MY GOD THAT SLUT!~
After Kyle tried to explain to Bebe he wasn't gay, Kenny was going to talk to his friends.
"Hey guys…" he projected from his orange parka. Stan and Cartman looked back.
"Oh hey Kenny." Cartman said.
"What's wrong man?" Stan looked at his young friend.
"I saw Tammy giving Clyde a BJ," Kenny faced down. "She can really get into it, but like you said in grade 4 Cartman, she's a notorious whore. But damn, did that bitch have talent."
"Holy shit dude," Stan put his arm on Kenny.
"It's okay, though." Kenny lifted Stans hand from him. "I guess I'm over her already."
"Really? You must be immortal or something," Cartman laughed. "No one gets over a diss like that so fast. I'm fabulous, though, so I don't have to worry."
"How do you know I'm not?" Kenny pulled up his sleeves.
Cartman sighed very dramatically, "Because to be immortal, you have to die but come back to life, duh." Cartman crossed his arms, snobbishly.
"Whatever fatass." Kenny rolled his eyes. "Anyways, I'm gonna go see Bebe. She looks like she wants the 'K Jr.'"
"Isnt it the 'D', Kenny?" Stan frowned.
"I called my penis Kenny Jr." Kenny walked past them. He met Bebe in the gym. She was serving a volleyball across the gym, but it hit the net and fell onto the ground.
"Nice try, hottie." Kenny blasted up some music, then, he tossed the ball into the air and jumped to forcefully hit the ball perfectly into the court. Bebe stood with her mouth open, when Wendy came in. Kenny's jaw dropped and waved to Wendy. Holy shit! How come all these girls are so fucking sexy?! He thought.
"Hey Kenny," Wendy handed him a note. "Tammy said to give it to you." Kenny ripped up the paper and said,
"I no longer care about that slut," Kenny stuck up his nose and perfectly hit another few balls. "I fancy a few others now," Then, he started to do some lines.
"Like who, Kenny…" Bebe rubbed against him, and he turned red.
"Like," Kenny scratched his neck. "Some other girls." And he returned to doing his lines.
"Oh nice," Wendy straightened out her skirt. "See you guys later," Kenny caught her attention.
"Wendy, your skirt looks fine," Kenny smiled and said out of breath. "But it would look better as a mini skirt." He winked.
"You bet your ass!" she giggled as she walked out. Fuck yeah! Kenny thought. But then, Tammy walked in.
"Did you just tell her her ass is good looking?!" She yelled pointing at the door Wendy just walked out of.
"Yeah," he shrugged. "Its better then giving some random wanker a blowjob."
"I know Clyde," she frowned. "And I also know that its over between us."
"Oh that was my call, you dipshit." He served some balls and Tammy left. Bebe was shocked at both of them.
"Are you glad you called it quits with that bitch or what?" Bebe served a ball, catching on to Kenny's skill.
"I guess so." And the rest was silent. School ended and everyone went home.
Kenny got home and wiped his shoes onto the floor. He ran across the house, got to the T.V. and watched some Terrance and Phillip with his brother and sister. He still laughed his hardest when that program was played. Then, his dad barged in the house drowsy and drunk. His dad started yelling at all the children and grabbed an empty beer bottle.
"COME HERE YOU PUSSIES." He started walking around the house. Kenny grabbed his sisters hand and lead her to his room. They hid and Kenny started to cry. He held his sister close and grasped her hand tightly.
"Don't worry. We're safe up here," Then, his intoxicated dad came in the room. "Fuck," he mumbled.
"You know what I really love?" His dad smiled, "Dead kids." Then, he started to laugh. The bottle, still in his hand. Kenny's sister tried to escape, but the father beat her with the glass bottle and she bled everywhere, no longer breathing. Kenny ran behind his dad and tripped his dad, knocking him out. Kenny checked his sister for signs of breathing. Nothing. She was dead. Why wasn't it Kenny? He was the immortal one after all. The, he grabbed his dead sister and ran out the door with her. He cried as he ran out with her.
"I'm so sorry…"