Episode 092: A Nice Handsome Guy? Tenoh Haruka's Secret
"Okay everyone. This is the scene where Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune make their introductions for the first time," the director told them. "Places... Action!"
"Episode 092 Scene 19 Take 1," a crew member said clacking the top of the chalk board together.
"Invited by the New Age, the magnificent Sailor Uranus!" Uranus crosses her arms over her chest as the camera pans around her.
"Invited by the New Age, the elegant Sailor Neptune!" Neptune crosses her arms over her chest as the camera pans around her.
Uranus and Neptune pose back to back.
("Queue roses," the director whispers off screen.)
"Haruka," yelled Mamoru from side stage.
"Cut," yelled the director. "Why are you wearing a mask and cape? We already have a Tuxedo Mask," the director demanded, "and" he turned to Mamoru, "Why are you naked?"
"She stole my mask and cape, Mamoru replied.
"But why are you naked?" the director demanded then through his hands up. "Nevermind I don't want to know." The director sighed and turned back to the actresses. "Can we please try this again and this time without the mask and cape."
"But I like the mask and cape," Haruka grumbled.
"See I told you love that they wouldn't let you wear it," Michiru giggled.
"Episode 092 Scene 19 Take 2," a crew member said clacking the top of the chalk board together.
"Invited by the New Age, the magnificent Sailor Uranus!" Uranus crosses her arms over her chest as the camera pans around her.
"Invited by the New Age, the elegant Sailor Neptune!" Neptune crosses her arms over her chest as the camera pans around her.
Uranus and Neptune pose back to back.
("Queue roses," the director whispers off screen.)
Suddenly Michiru screamed and Haruka let out a string of expletives as steel tipped roses flew by them and stuck in the floor.
"Cut," yelled the director. Everyone looked up at the catwalk to see Mamoru dressed as Tuxedo Kamen holding three more roses ready to throw them. "Rose petals! Not prop roses Kamen! Get down from there!"
"Why is he yelling?" Mamoru thought.
"Let's try this again," yelled the director. "Someone remind me why I put up with you people. Places... Action!"
"Episode 092 Scene 19 Take 3," a crew member said clacking the top of the chalk board together.
"Invited by the New Age, the magnificent Sailor Uranus!" Uranus crosses her arms over her chest as the camera pans around her.
"Invited by the New Age, the elegant Sailor Neptune!" Neptune crosses her arms over her chest as the camera pans around her.
Uranus and Neptune pose back to back.
("Queue rose PETALS," the director whispers off screen.)
Uranus and Neptune watched dumbfounded as two rose petals flew by them and then slowly another.
"Cut," yelled the director. Everyone turned to see Mamoru still dressed as Tuxedo Kamen grumblingly plucking a single rose in front of a fan. "What are you doing?"
"You said he wanted rose petals," Kamen answered. "Tuxedo Kamen is the one with the roses."
"I am not even going to response to that," the director yelled at him before turning back to Haruka and Michiru.
"He just did," Makoto whispered to Ami.
"Again please," the direction yelled.
"Episode 092 Scene 19 Take 4," a crew member said clacking the top of the chalk board together.
"Invited by the New Age, the magnificent Sailor Uranus!" Uranus crosses her arms over her chest as the camera pans around her.
"Invited by the New Age, the elegant Sailor Neptune!" Neptune crosses her arms over her chest as the camera pans around her.
Uranus and Neptune pose back to back.
("Queue rose petals," the director whispers off screen.)
("Flower Hurricane!" yelled Makoto dressed as Sailor Jupiter off screen standing to the side of the stage.)
Flower petals flew in front of Uranus and Neptune followed by electricity.
"Fuck! That hurt Koto," yelled Haruka pulling herself and Michiru from a pile of roses.
"Sorry," Makoto smiled. "You got more than three petals though."
"It is supposed to be beautiful not painful," yelled the director.
"Director, do you want us to keep rolling?" asked a camera man.
"What? No! Cut!" the screamed throwing his hands up in the air. "Anyone else with rose or flower type "powers"?" he asked putting air quotes around the word powers.
"He is crabbier than Rei today," Usagi thought with a giggle.
The group remained silent. "Good! Let's trying this again, and people," the director gestured to the boxes beside the fan, "let's use the rose petals in the boxes that we bought for this." He waited for Haruka and Michiru to get in place. "Action!"
"Episode 092 Scene 19 Take 5," a crew member said clacking the top of the chalk board together.
"Invited by the New Age, the magnificent Sailor Uranus!" Uranus crosses her arms over her chest as the camera pans around her.
"Invited by the New Age, the elegant Sailor Neptune!" Neptune crosses her arms over her chest as the camera pans around her.
Uranus and Neptune pose back to back.
("Queue rose petals," the director whispers off screen.)
A few rose petals fly by Uranus and Neptune right before the screaming starts.
"I think I am going to be sick," Zoicite said running off stage.
"What did you do to Zoi?" the director asked looking at Minako.
"Well," she smiled sheepishly with her Love Me Chain in her hand. "Whenever he would leave he would always disappear in a swirl of rose petals."
"What does that have to do with spinning him around like a top with your chain," the director asked.
"I was trying to spin the rose petals out of him," Minako simply replied.
The director smacked himself in the face with the script but said nothing to the blond. "Okay people. Let's try this again."
"Episode 092 Scene 19 Take 6," a crew member said clacking the top of the chalk board together.
"Invited by the New Age, the magnificent Sailor Uranus!" Uranus crosses her arms over her chest as the camera pans around her.
"Invited by the New Age, the elegant Sailor Neptune!" Neptune crosses her arms over her chest as the camera pans around her.
Uranus and Neptune pose back to back.
("Queue rose petals," the director whispers off screen.)
There was a loud noise as the fan started up and suddenly Uranus and Neptune were gone and replaced by a mountain of rose petals.
"Cut," screamed the director. "Will I ever get this scene filmed?"
Everyone looked over toward the large fan to see Mimet and Edual rolling on the floor laughing.
"What are you two doing " demanded Haruka trying to free herself and not choke on the mountain of rose petals.
"Causing," Eudial squeezed out between laughs gasping for air.
"Trouble?" Mimet burst into laughter again.
"Mim your character has not ever appeared yet," the director yelled at her.
"Mim," Haruka said nicely and calmly as she walked toward Mimet and Eudial.
"Eek!" Mimet jumped behind Eudial. "Save me," she whispered.
"Hell no," Eudial yelled shoving Mimet in front of her, "Been there before."
"Mim I am not going to hurt you," Haruka told her.
"Like hell you aren't," Mimet said taking a step backward.
"For now," Haruka mouthed coming closer and then leaned over in her ear, "If you help me." Mimet gulped and nodded. "Get me U-bara"
Mimet came back with a very confused U-bara. "Here," Mimet pushed U-bara toward Haruka.
"What boss?" asked U-bara still confused? Then she turned around to see who she bumped into, "Senshi!"
"Why do you have a stunt man dressed as that Diamon? That is the wrong one for this episode!" the direction yelled.
"Roses," stated Ami understanding what Haruka was thinking.
"We need PINK rose petals," the director yelled.
Haruka just smiled as she drug U-bara away.
"What the hell," Everyone heard U-bara yell. "That burns! Don't stick that there!"
Haruka came back grinning and whistling with her hands folded behind her head.
U-bara slowly came out with a very unhappy look on her face and all of her yellow rose petals were now pink instead of yellow. U-bara turned to Mimet, "Hey boss. You can fix me right? Right?"
"Are we ready NOW?" the direction asked through gritted teeth. "Get the stage clear. Where is Iru?"
A muffled noise came from the stage. Haruka went wide eyed and ran to the stage. She dove in the mountain of rose petals and resurfaced with a gasping Sea Senshi. "Sorry Michi," Haruka whisper as she tried to stifle a laugh.
Michiru glared at her before whacking her on the back of her head.
"Places," the director yelled taking his seat once again. "Action!"
"Episode 092 Scene 19 Take oh hell I don't know anymore," a crew member said clacking the top of the chalk board together.
"Invited by the New Age, the magnificent Sailor Uranus!" Uranus crosses her arms over her chest as the camera pans around her.
"Invited by the New Age, the elegant Sailor Neptune!" Neptune crosses her arms over her chest as the camera pans around her.
Uranus and Neptune pose back to back.
("Queue rose petals," the director whispers off screen.)
("Pretty Rose Attack!" yelled U-bara off screen standing to the side of the stage.)
Pink rose petals drifted by Uranus and Neptune as they finished their introduction.
"Cut!" the director yelled jumping from his chair. "That was great people. That's a wrap for today."
"Finally!" Michiru sighed walking off stage.
"You better reuse that shot for all the other episodes we are in," Haruka said walking off the stage. "We are not doing it again!"
This is my fav one so far.
Got Uranus and Neptune's speeches from .
If anyone has any other ways to screw up that take let me know and I will add them.
Aug 2009: Added the part with Zoicite.
Apr 2016: Thanks to Sailor Moon Crystal I added in a new part about Haruka wearing a mask and cape.
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