A/N: Sorry for missing a week but sometimes you just need to relax and have fun which we always do. Neways we hope you enjoy this chapter. In this chapter we mention a psa, which is a public service announcement, for those of you who don't know. The 1040 that is mentioned is the code cops use for their breaks but I do not know if it is the correct code so we made one up.
Disclaimer: We do not own Ryo, Dee, The Chief, Berkley, Diana, or anyone else in the series. Only the chaos we create for these characters is ours.
Chapter Six
Dee glances at the intercom and then at Ryo to say, "You think he's mad at you for announcing to the whole building that you're pregnant?"
Ryo replies, "Well he is not calling us in for tea and cookies," in a sarcastic tone. They both get up and head for the Chief's office.
"OOoo…you guys are in trouble," Ted taunts.
"Chiefzilla gonna kill you," Drake states.
"No shit, Sherlock." Dee says as he walks out the door behind Ryo. As Dee and Ryo near the Chief's office they can hear him saying to himself, "I can't believe that my detectives are acting so childish."
"We are not acting childish, you old badger!" Ryo yells as he opens the door to the Chief's office to step inside.
Dee follows Ryo in and says, "Yeah Chief we were just making a psa."
"I don't want to hear your excuses. Now what in the hell did you think you were doing Ryo? The PA system is not there for you two fools to play around with…" Chief yells.
Dee tries to cut in by saying, "Now Chief we were not playing on it."
The Chief continues his rant by stating, "And I can't believe that you Randy of all people would stoop to his," pointing at Dee, "level by announcing such a load of bullshit. I expected better of you Randy."
Dee tries again to tell the Chief, "It is not bullshit and if you do not calm down chief Ryo will get pissed again."
"Don't try to tell me to calm down you worthless excuse for a cop. I can't believe you dragged my only hard working cop into your bullshit," Chief yells.
Dee says, "Now wait a minute there Chief, this is not my fault."
"Oh, yes it is your fault. I wouldn't be in this mess if it wasn't for you…" Ryo interjected. "And as for you…" Ryo states to the chief by pointing at him, "It is the truth not bullshit."
"That is the biggest sac of lies I have ever heard in my life!" Chief shouts.
Dee pleads, "Chief please calm down and stop saying that it's a lie." Dee looks at Ryo and sees that Ryo is red with fury and has his hands in fist. Oh shit, Dee thinks.
-Smack-
Ryo's fists slam on the Chief's desk so hard that the Chief back pedals in his chair but flips over because he moved too fast. The Chief kneels up but stops when his head is above the desk because Ryo is leaning over him. "It is not bullshit or a fucking lie. It is the damn truth you dirty old badger fucking codger. If you don't believe me here is my doctor's number and she'll tell you the truth!" Ryo yells as he pounds his fist on the Chief's desk. The Chief is scooting back with fear on his face because Ryo has never yelled at him before. "That's it I'm taking my 1040. Dee let's leave this heartless sac of garbage to his work," Ryo states as he grabs Dee's hand and pull him out the door. As they leave they bypass all the cops that were standing outside the Chief's office to hear the argument. Dee and Ryo move so fast that they did not even notice Berkley outside the door.
Berkley walks into the Chief's office as the Chief gets up and sits back in his now upright chair. "It looks like you have had an interesting morning," Berkley states.
"You can say that again, what brings you all the way down here Commissioner?" Chief asks. Berkley closes the door and fills the Chief in on what is going on.
-1 hour later-
Dee and Ryo are at their desks talking about recent cases when the Chief walks in taps his hand on a stapler on Ted's desk and says, "Listen up you morons Commissioner Berkley Rose will be heading up a special case and will be in charge while I go on vacation again."
The Chief leaves and Berkley steps up and says, "Just continue working your cases but Ryo and Dee will be working with me on my case. That is all." Berkley walks closer to Dee and Ryo's desks to talk to them privately. Berkley looks at Ryo with 'that' look again and Ryo rolls his eyes at Berkley. Berkley then looks at Dee and he scowls at Berkley for the look he gave Ryo. "Hello boys, long time no see. So Ryo I heard about your pregnancy, Congratulations," Berkley states.
"Thank you Commissioner, I think. You know you are the first person today to say that to me," Ryo says.
"Really? I would have figured 'some people' would have had the decency to be nicer to you," Berkley states. He looked at Dee when he said 'some people' to insult Dee.
Dee jumps up and says, "Just what is that supposed to mean?"
"Exactly what I said it was," Berkley states with a shrug.
"Was that an insult?" Dee asks.
"Not at all, I was just stating the obvious," Berkley says. Berkley turns to Ryo to say, "You know Ryo I would be a better father to the child than Dee would. I mean let's face it when it comes down to it wouldn't you rather have the kid acting like you?"
"What?! I would make a ten times better father than you, you bastard!" Dee shouts as he gets in Berkley's face.
"Hah, I doubt that. You're so childish that you would lose or forget it somewhere," Berkley replies.
"I can't believe this is happening again. I'm going somewhere quiet to work and leave you Neanderthals to your bickering," Ryo states despairingly while he picks up the files on his desk and leaves. Dee and Berkley continue to bicker with one another not realizing that Ryo had said anything and left.
Diana walks in five minutes later to find that Berkley and Dee are still bickering and over hears that Ryo is pregnant. Wow, so that is why Ryo called me a few weeks ago. But I wonder how Ryo is pregnant? Diana thinks. "What are you two doing at a time like this?" Diana asks the arguing couple. But neither Dee or Berkley hear her and continue to argue. Diana looks around and notices that Ryo is gone and wonder where he is but she knew she wouldn't get information from the arguing pair without stopping their argument. Diana racks her brain on how to break up the bickering and gets an electric bulb idea. She yells out, "Can I be the child's godmother?" Dee and Berkley stop arguing and look at Diana in disbelief because of what she said and that they had no clue when she got there. "Geez, you two are bickering like an old married couple. By the way, where is Ryo?" Diana asks.
Berkley and Dee look around and realize that Ryo is no longer there. "Where did he go?" Berkley says with wonder.
"I think I know where he went," Dee says. Dee walks out of the office with Berkley and Diana in tow. They make their way to the storage basement where they find Ryo working at a desk with stack of files everywhere.
"There I'm done with my reports," Ryo says as he looks up and sees the trio. "So are you two done bickering?" Ryo asks with indignation. "Oh, hello Diana how are you?" Ryo asks surprised to see her there.
"I'm fine. I hear your pregnant, Congratulations! Can I be the child's godmother?" Diana states with cheerfulness.
"Well I haven't thought that far ahead but I would be honored if you were the godmother Diana, thank you." Ryo says.
"Don't give her any ideas!" Dee and Berkley shouts in unison.
"Well who is going to take care of the child if something happens to us? I don't want the job falling to Bikky especially if he is still a child himself. Diana would be perfect for the job," Ryo states seriously.
Berkley gets an electric bulb idea as well and says, "Well can I be the child's godfather?"
After consideration Ryo says, "Yes that would be lovely, thank you."
"Take that back! I don't want this bastard anywhere near my kid!" Dee yells.
"I want the child to have a stable environment to grow up in. Besides Berkley and Diana get along beautifully," Ryo says as he crosses his arms across his chest.
Dee grumbles, "Fine," and then turns to leave.
"Wait Dee we have some things to discuss," Diana states as she looks at Berkley with disbelief. "You haven't told them?" she asks.
"Told us what?" Ryo asks as he gets up from the desk he borrowed.
"About the new case you guys are going to help us with," Berkley says in a serious cop voice. "There have been a string of burglaries all across the country where priceless artifacts were stolen. In each of these burglaries a body part is found in the missing artifact's case. Also, every security guard is killed and strung up in a weird manner, but none of the security guards are missing any body parts so we do not know where they come from." Berkley informs Dee and Ryo.
"Wait I think I know the case because I was looking at the file so I can catch up on what I missed when I was out. We were teaming up with burglary to investigate it. I have the file right here," Ryo says as he brings out the case file. The group talked about the case for the next hour.
As Ryo packs up to go home Diana notices his bad mood and says, "Are you alright Ryo?"
"No because I'm pissed about how today turned out," Ryo says grudgingly.
"So what are you going to do?" Diana asks.
"I'm going home and baking some pies. I've already decided which one I'm going to make peaches and marsh mellows. Baking helps me relax so I'll probably make twenty-five of them." Ryo states.
"Peaches and marsh mellows? Very interesting choice because I have never heard about that flavor," Diana says.
At the same time Dee says, "Twenty-Five! Damn Ryo just what are we going to do with those pies?"
"I don't care what you do with them. All though throwing one at you sounds really good to me," Ryo says. Dee just grunts as he heads out of the office and starts toward the parking garage. Ryo follows close behind Dee and then waves bye to all the cops that are yelling bye to him.
-Thirty minutes later-
Dee and Ryo walk into the apartment and put the groceries in the kitchen. Bikky comes out of the bathroom and says, "So how was work Ryo?"
"Peachy," Ryo states harshly as he goes into the bedroom to change.
"It's been a long day. Oh, Ryo plans to bake pies tonight," Dee says.
"Oh man! That means he is pissed off," Bikky states.
"What do you mean?" Dee asks.
"Ryo only bakes pies when he is pissed off. How many did Ryo say he was baking?" Bikky asks.
"Twenty-Five," Dee says.
"Damn!" Bikky exclaims.