Sailor Moon Behind the Scenes Chapter 13: Episode ?, a sailor moon fanfic

Episode ???:

"That is it!" Seyia yelled throwing down the script which had a bath scene at the hot springs. "Haru, myself, Ya and Tai do not mind dressing like guys. In fact we prefer to dress that way but that is it. We are not guys and we do not want to be guys! Why does Haru get to be a girl? Why do the three of us have to be CGIed to look like guys!"

"Sei calm down and quit being such a drama queen," Haruka laughed.

"You do not have to be CGIed for topless scenes because your character is a guy," Seiya shot back.

"She does not get any topless scenes," Yaten interjected.

"Gender confused," Haruka coughed.

"Haru don't aggrivate her," Michiru told her lover who grumbled something about why won't they just go back to their planet.

"Okay people," the director yelled. "Sei, Tai, and Ya get ready. It is time for the bath scene at te hot springs."

Seiya, Taiki, and Yaten steped into place. Taiki and Yaten had wrapped their breast in the special blue screen tape that they had been given while Seiya had disappeared and was now standing there grinning like an idoit.

"Get ready to take your robes off girls and get in the water," the director ordered. "Action!"

The Three Lights walked into the bath and begin to get in the water....

"Cut!" yelled the director. "Sei what have you done!"

Yaten and Taiki sighed as they looked at Seiya. "Here we go again," whisphered Yaten.

"Why are we men," Seiya yelled. "The Three Lights and the Starlights are women in the manga. The Three Lights are women posing as men while they search for their princess."

All the director could do was stare at Sei until he realized he was not looking at Sei's breast but nude body tape with breast drawn on the tape. "The characters of Seiya, Yaten and Taiki are guys because Seiya is clearly in love with Usagi and we can't have two girls in love with each other."

Haruka coughed as she walked up to the director with her arm around Michiru.

"Writers! Blame the writers!" The director yelled running away from Haruka as she ran after him with her "Space Sword" while Michiru laughed.

"Oh Sh...." Michiru thought as her eyes went wide as she turned as saw the Space Sword prop with the others. She turned back to Haruka still chasing the director. "This is not going to be good."

I do not know if there is special blue screen tape. I made it up.

"Standing there grinning like an idoit" is a line from SNL Celeberity Jepoardy about French Stewart.

Behind the Scenes: Sailor Moon by DavisJes