It didn't take long at all for Itachi to release the genjutsu, the woman collapsing on the bed as Kisame smirked. "Well?"
The raven shook his head, "There are absolutely no traps or any signs of tampering in her mind, its been untouched for certain."
"Interesting, but at least that means we get to keep her." Itachi arched a brow at his partner's enthusiasm but merely shrugged and left with him following suit.
The boy happily went back inside after overhearing the raven's result, giddy to say the least about the new girl before gently shaking her awake.
She blinked and clutched her head asking, "What happened?" "Itachi searched your mind to make sure you weren't lying or if anyone tampered with your memories."
The girl stared blankly at the boy but said nothing, obviously not believing someone can literally do what he just claimed. It was impossible.
The boy laughed and held up a black kimono with dark blue butterflies designed on it. "Tobi hopes you'll like it." Hastily pushing the girl into the bathroom he waited on the bed to see how pretty she would look.
When she finally came out, with a sulk from how awkward her situation was and the fact she thought she looked rather silly in it….but the boy said otherwise.
He let out a low whistle, "Kazumi-chan look so beautiful!" The woman did blush but even more when the boy wrapped his arm around her waist, "Tobi going to show you where your stuff is and some rules as our new maid!"
Kelly wasn't really fond of the idea of being a maid to a bunch of men…strange men at that with supernatural powers…but it's better than being dead she supposed.
*The next couple of weeks were hell for the girl…..mostly with Hidan and Sasori. The cooking was fairly simple and the other men weren't that bad to deal with as long as she didn't anger them….which was hard not to do.
It's no wonder they needed a maid, the men may have been gone a lot on these missions to make money from what Tobi told her but when they got back is when the mess came.
It seemed as soon as she cleaned a room they messed it right back up, except Itachi, Deidara, and Kakuzu. They kept their rooms fairly neat without clutter.
The only main problem she was having besides being boss around….is the flirting. Hidan always insinuating sex, Zetsu kept pinching her behind even though he disappeared in the ground and denied it so there was no proof but she saw a glimpse of him regardless...and still baffled how he does it.
Kisame had a different approach though and she knew this wasn't a coincidence, he just seemed to pop up whenever she was carrying something and made her stumble when she bumped into him, the brute always making sure to grab her around the waist or upper body, pinning her to his chest with a grin, saying she needs to be more careful.
She didn't expect any of those things to happen, besides with Tobi. He's been obviously flirting with her since day one…but he's been the most kind to her too. Itachi and Kisame were next in that category.
The rest of the men….were puzzles. She could never quite figure out what they think of her, or if they even liked her in general. Kelly tried to be friendly to them all but you never know, some people are just flat out cruel bastards who don't give a damn.
*She knocked politely and got permission when she entered one of their rooms, carefully dusting and whatever else she saw needed done but Sasori was just scary and an ass.
He watched her like a hawk and accused her of moving his art projects, which she explained she put them right back where she got them so she could clean.
The redhead growled, "Don't listen to me then, if you want to be poisoned be my quest." "Poisoned?"
With that said he smirked a tad, "I coat my weapons and puppets in my own personal poison in which only I have the antidote. You should've had the common sense to ask me if it was alright for you to touch my things."
The woman frowned and sighed, shoving her things in her bucket muttering, "Sorry for upsetting you, I just came here to do my job."
She tried not to get too upset just because the guy was a jerk, so knocked on the next door and was instantly rejected. "Go the fuck away!"
Rolling her eyes she made her presence known with sarcasm. "It's the cleaning lady~"
To her surprise the door opened, the albino smirking at her evilly as she warily walked past him. Kelly gawked from the mess in his room, groaning under her breath she had her work cut out for her.
This job wouldn't be so bad if certain people wouldn't watch her as she worked, it made her uneasy and she was self conscious with things like that.
Hidan sat in a chair the entire time, watching her get on her knees to clean up the blood on the floor. Kelly was use to seeing blood by now so it didn't bother her, but it was hard to clean sometimes.
Scrubbing rather hard on the wooden floor the man mused, "After you do that want to fuck?" The woman kept right on doing her job and rolled her eyes, it was hard to say if he was serious but right now she thought he was from the crazy look in his eyes.
"Answer me woman!" She sighed and sat up, "No I do not." "Why?" "I just don't want to." He snorted and leaned back in his seat, stretching his legs wide with such a naughty smirk it made her blush a bit.
"Have you ever had sex?" "It's none of your business." His eyes lit up and practically leaped onto the floor with her, the woman falling backwards and hastily trying to keet her kimono together since it stopped at mid-thigh.
"Are you a fucking virgin!?" Panting rather hard she shook her head but he wasn't convinced. "You're fucking lying. I don't like being fucking lied to."
He reached out and tried to take hold of her wrist when she blurted out, "I'm serious Hidan! I'm not a virgin ok!"
The man was practically on top of her by this point with that same damn evil smirk, "Then why won't you let me fuck you?" "I'm not interested in sex so stop asking!"
Those amethyst orbs lit up again as he growled, but licking his lips in the process, "I can change that~" The woman scooted away and grabbed her things, refusing to answer him as she threw the clean water on the floor and soaking him in the process.
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"
The woman ran out at full speed with her things as the man chased her, actually laughing from the fact she had the gall to do that to him.
On impulse she went straight into the next room she was to clean without knocking and as soon as she did she locked the door.
The albino started beating down the door and threatening to break it down but a thundering voice shouted, "SHUT UP HIDAN BEFORE I MAKE YOU!"
Kelly jumped clear out of her skin but lucky for her she heard Kakuzu dragging the protesting man away for disturbing him while he was counting his money.
Clutching her chest the woman tensed when a large shadow loomed over her musing, "It's impolite to enter a room without knocking."
The jade orbs grew wide as she strained her neck up to look at Kisame, biting her lip nervously before murmuring, "I'm so sorry for disturbing you Kisame….it won't happen again I swear."
The brute chuckled, "Considering who it was after you I'll let this slide, but since you're here the furniture needs dusting."
Nodding in understanding she timidly went to her duty, taking her sweet time just in case Hidan was lurking in the hallway.
* The brute eyed her small frame up and down as she worked silently, averting his gaze every time she glanced his way innocently; pretending to still be restocking his medical kit.
After a few minutes he just had to ask with a smirk, "Is it true?" "Um….what is?" "That you don't see any thrill in sex."
The girl's cheeks turned red and muttered, "Excuse me?" The shark chuckled, "Don't deny it, I overheard your argument with Hidan and am merely curious as to why."
"I'm sorry but that's none of your business." He shrugged and closed the lid to the kit before setting it aside, "Maybe, but it's a simple question if not appropriate. Why don't you like sex?"
The girl bit her lip and continued to wipe the dresser clean, refusing to answer until she heard him get off the bed and his shadow loomed over her from behind.
"You going to answer me Kazumi or will I have to make you?" Gulping nervously the woman murmured softly, "Personally I don't see why this is such a big deal but if you must know…..it just wasn't as good as I've always heard it was."
He arched a brow grinning; "Now I see your problem~"
Kisame leaned down and brushed his lips over the shell of her ear before nipping her earlobe, blushing slightly the woman cast a nervous glance into the dark beady eyes as he murmured huskily, "If you want to experience true pleasure with a real man…..my door is always open."
Kazumi's face turned beat red even more when he pressed his large muscular body flush against her back, fidgeting nervously with her hands as she whispered, "No thanks, I'm not interested in a onetime fling."
He chuckled at her response and licked the side of her neck, causing an unwanted shudder for the girl, "Who said anything about it being that? You can come to me whenever you like~"
The woman gasped as his hand rubbed down her thigh, his fingertips traveling upwards underneath the kimono and threatening to go higher.
She slowly edged away before quietly gathering her cleaning supplies and darting out the room with a severe blush.
TBC: Review XD