Disclaimer: I do not own Hunter x Hunter or Les Miserable in any way shape or form. I am merely using the characters and songs for entertainment purposes.
Note: This song is for Chrollo, the leader of the Spider Troupe (Genei Ryodan). The original song was "Master of the House" from Les Miserables.
Danchou Of The Troupe
Hello, client, calling at dawn
Requesting help from the Genei Ryodan
As for the rest, all of those thieves
We are the best we have no reprieves
Seldom do you see
Evil men like me
A gent of bad intent who's content to be
Danchou of the troupe, giving out the jobs
Shalnark and Shizuku and Bonolenov
Then there's Kalluto, Phinks and Feitan
Nobu, Machi, Kortopi, and Franklin
Membership is hard to come by
Uvo and Paku are dead
Growing up in Meteor City is not a piece of pie
Danchou of the Troupe, we steal what money buys
We murdered the Kurta for their scarlet eyes
Spiders on the walls, spiders in the yard
Spiders in the auction who tricked all the guards
All others fear the Danchou
Troupe failure is quite rare
We do whatever pleases
Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end!
Danchou of the troupe, he'll never catch yer eye
Never lets an honest thrift go passing by
Stealing from the poor, stealing from the great
Taking people's powers and he's the bait
He's the troupe's fearless leader
Gathers spiders at his will
So lock up your belongings
When you hear the Danchou is in town