Disclaimer: I do not own Hunter x Hunter or West Side Story in any way shape or form. I am merely using the characters and songs for entertainment purposes.
Note: This song is for Kurapika and is sung by his fangirls. The original song is "Gee, Officer Krupke" from West Side Story.
Gee, Kurta Kurapika
Dear kindly Kurta Kurapika
You've gotta understand
It's just your bringin' up-ka
That gets us outta hand
We know that you're a brave one
And love your good ol' clan
Golly Moses, natcherly we're fans!
Gee, Kurta Kurapika, we're very upset;
We'll never get the love that ev'ry girl oughta get.
We ain't no delinquents,
We love your humanity
Deep down inside, there is no sanity
There's no sanity!
We're insane, we're insane,
We are all insane!
Like inside, we are all just insane!
That's a touchin' good story.
Lemme tell it to the Kurta
Just tell it to fangirls!
Chrollo is Bastard,
He killed your family
We have your whole life mastered
We are your wives to be
We love your tribal clothing
We know it's not a dress
Nagging Netero, that's why I'm a mess!
Yes!
Kurta Kurapika, you're really a God
These girls can prob'ly catch you with good Gon's fishing rod
Anime's played them a terrible trick
Now, sociologic'ly they're sick!
We are sick!
We are sick, we are sick,
We are sick, sick, sick!
Like we're sociologically sick!
The trouble is we're crazy!
We make really odd links!
The trouble is we're crazy!
We have really odd kinks!
The trouble is we're growing!
The trouble is we're grown!
Kurapika, we would buy your scent cologne!
Gee, Kurta Kurapika,
We're down on our knees,
Cause all us fangirls think that you're a good honest tease.
Gee, Kurta Kurapika,
What are we to do?
Gee, Kurta Kurapika,
Love you! (blows kisses)