Long Chapter...that may be the only major warning haha xD Other warnings are mostly grammar and spelling errors..Just saying...
"So this is...real?" I whispered to myself and I looked around the office. Right now in front of me..all of this anime or Naruto stuff is not a dream? If this is all real, how am I suppose to survive here if I'm not a ninja? Scratch that.
Can I even survive?
"Am I really here? In Naruto's world?" I walked backwards, shocked until the wall behind stopped me from getting further away. I was happy that wall was there. I was suppose to be excited but right now, it's a scary situation.
"Are you okay?" the Third asked in a concerned voice.
"Naruto's world?" Kakashi asked. "What are you talking about?"
"I don't even know where to begin" I mumbled. "But..I'm not from here."
"Well where are you from?" The third asked.
"I-I don't know how to say this but I'm not from here. As in here here. Universe here. As in I come from another reality where you guys are a ninja show.."
"A show?" Kakashi asked. Damn. So many questions. Why didn't I pretend I had memory loss?
"Y-yes." I told them as I tried to get up. Sigh, I might as well admit it to them. "All this, is a show. You, the third, Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke. Everything here. You were all created back in my world so this is all fictional. I thought I was dreaming so I just happen to blurt out where I came from..I guess I have this thing where I don't think before I act. But I am telling you the truth right now!"
The Hokage looked more serious than before.
"I'm not sure if I should believe you but please go ahead, Miharu."
"Since Kakashi said that he and his squad drove Gato and his gang away, I suppose you guys defeated Zabuza and his sidekick Haku right?"
"Say what?" Kakashi's eye widened. "How did you know that?"
"I already told you. This is all a show. A manga and an anime. So far there's over 500 chapters in the book and about over 300 episodes in the anime."
"Uh okay" Kakashi sweatdropped.
"Anyways, it doesn't matter if you believe me or not. I'm sure you won't considering I'm still in my pajamas and all but a war is coming!"
"War?"
"Yes! A war! An invasion actually. But before that, that fucking snake bastard is gonna leave some sort of a curse mark on chicken-butt head during the second test! He's gonna tempt Sasuke into going with him. He will be all like 'Come on Sasuke, you know you want power and if you come with me I will grant you that power hehehe'
The two older men sweatdropped after I tried to demonstrate what Oro-crap will say.
"Chicken-butt head?" The third raised an eyebrow.
"She means Sasuke, sir." Kakashi told him.
Okay, I don't know why I'm protecting chicken-butt head...
Is it just me or am I like a spy for this village and telling them about the snake-like molester's plan?
"And who is this snake umm bastard your talking about?" the Third asked.
"Orochimaru" I replied.
"Orochimaru? You mean one of the sannin?"
"Yes. He created this village called the Hidden Sound Village and it is located at the Land of Rice. He took control on that country by making the people think that they can become more powerful but that snake bastard is just using them as a human experiment! Forbidden Jutsus actually..His plan is to take over the village with the Sand's help."
"The Sand? The Sand is going to betray us?"
"Yes but only because of Orochimaru. He's going to kill the Kazekage, take over his body with his forbidden jutsu and make the land of wind betray the land of fire."
I paused so I could take a huge breath.
"The sand shouldn't be blamed at all. They didn't know that they were being 's all I can say for now. There's still other more that will happen but I just hope that is proof enough."
The Jounin and the Old man stared at me for a moment after I finished playing fortune telling with them. Except it wasn't a game.
"Kakashi," the third said and put his hands underneath his chin. "I want to talk to this girl alone."
Oh gosh. Third Hokage, just get the strait jacket thingy and tie me up and put me in the mental hospital!
"As you wish" Kakashi obeyed. "Later"
Poof. He was gone.
"Uhh.." I said. "Is there something you need to tell me?"
"I will admit that information of yours is quite unbelievable. Actually everything that you have told me just now is very unbelievable. Other worlds?"
"Y-yeah..." I laughed in a nervous manner. "But I might as well tell the truth instead of making up some story about how I lost my memory or something."
"Well then, since you are not from any village. You may stay here until you can return to your own world. I might as well consider your warning since this is Orochimaru we're talking about."
"Really? Oh Thank you! Thank you!" I squealed. "But there is one teensy-weensy little detail."
"What is it?"
"In my world, we don't exactly have ninjas. So I'm not exactly one... We do have different types of martial arts that are quite similar to taijutsu."
"Would you want to be one?" The third asked. "I sense that you do have a great amount of Chakra hidden inside you."
A great amount of chakra? Oh I better not have a tailed-demon inside me. Though that would be awesome..Somewhat.
"But do I need to go to the academy?" I asked, hoping he would say no.
"You can train with Kakashi and his squad for now. I will give you your own headband, some money and your own apartment."
"My own apartment?" I jumped up and down immediately. I get to live by myself! Yeah baby! "Thank you Thank you Thank you!"
"I'll tell Kakashi that you will be an additional to their team. In the meantime, I suggest you don't mention what you just told us earlier. This information will be confidential."
"Okay." I told the Hokage. "What are you going to do now about what I just told you? I mean about Orochimaru."
"I have to get more of the ANBU Black Ops and have them guard the village carefully." The Hokage replied.
"It won't happen during the Chunnin Exams anyways so there's still time." I told him, hoping I could somewhat encourage him and calm him down.
"If you say so," The Hokage said. "But just in case, I might as well keep the village in full patrol. The Chunnin exams will take place in a few days."
"It will be an interesting one that's for sure" I grinned, thinking about the tests. From cheating to the part where Gaara's Shukaku got out of control. The only thing I don't want to mention is his death. The Third's death.
The Hokage opened up a drawer and got something out of it.
"Here," he told me. "You may use this money for your basic needs. Food, Clothing and Ninja tools."
"This much?" I asked.
"You can get paid when you go out on missions with the rest of the squad. I believe you have potential of becoming a ninja without going to the academy."
Thank Goodness!
"Oh, Thanks." I said. "But I really don't know the whole village..."
"Don't worry" The Third smiled. "Kakashi's squad will surely give you a tour. I can make it count as a mission."
"I think I already know that Naruto is gonna show me his favorite Ramen place." I laughed.
"Very well then," The third chuckled. "You may go"
"Thank you!"
I exited the door and left the Hokage doing whatever business he needs to do. I saw Kakashi waiting across from me.
"Seems like you will be staying," Kakashi noticed.
"Mhm" I nodded.
"Well then, let me be the first one to welcome you to the team. I hope you get along with the others."
Oh I will. Just not with Sasuke though...time to make fun of chicken-butt head!
"Well then," Kakashi told his squad. All five of us were at the bridge. The team were looking at me while Kakashi started to explain what will happen. "Miharu will be joining our squad. The Hokage told us that we need to get her some clothes, weapons, find that apartment she will be living in and a tour of the village."
"Will that count as mission?" Sasuke asked. I sense greediness.
"Yes, chicken-butt head" I replied in a rude manner.
"His name is SASUKE!" Sakura yelled. "Don't you dare disrespect him!"
"Whatever" I mumbled. "You say whatever you like and I say whatever I like. Got it? It may be my first day here but I'm telling you this now. You don't want to mess with me. Never mess with me."
"Well then," Kakashi said, thinking that I might be starting a 'war' already. "Let's get going"
"Miharu!" Naruto yelled and grabbed my arm. "Let me show you the greatest Ramen shop ever!"
"Ah wait!" I said, preventing myself from being pulled. "I need to get some clothes first, a couple of weapons and find the place I'm going to live at. Besides, I'm not that hungry Naruto and I thought you had some Ramen earlier?"
"I was but it wasn't enough" Naruto groaned. "Damn you Kakashi! How dare you seperate me and my beloved ramen!"
"Uhh.."
"We might as well get started," Sasuke said. "I don't want to waste any more time."
"Yeah!" Sakura agreed. Only because it's Sasuke.
I rolled my eyes in annoyance. I don't hate Sakura but she was really getting into my nerves at the moment...
"Fine then, Chicken-butt head" I said. "Where can you buy clothes?"
Sasuke and Sakura groaned while Naruto was cracking up at Sasuke's nickname.
"Man Miharu you are a genius!"
Boink. Sakura hitted Naruto on the head again. I should keep a record..
"This is so cute!" I squealed as we entered the store. Immediately I saw a really cute top. "And so is this one and this one and this one. I want everything!"
"You do know you can't spend all of that money on just clothes right?" Sakura asked. Obviously she was acting that way for chicken-butt head..
"Sakura, do you want anything?" I asked. Who can't resist these clothes?
"No," Sakura refused. "Just hurry up"
"Are you sure?" I asked trying to convince her.
"Yes."
"All right." I said and continued going here and there grabbing anything cute looking. "Be right back. I'll be at the changing room."
Here are the clothes that I picked out: a light blue shirt with the village's logo on the middle, a blue thin-strapped tank top that is v-neck and I got a black tanktop as my undershirt, a white shirt and the sleeve thingy below on the shoulders I'm not sure what it's called though. I also got a ruffled, strapless, bluish-green top, a purple beater top with yellow stars creme-colored shorts that are quite short (but not the slutty type of short), black shorts as well just to match some of the outfit. I also got those ninja sandals thingy like the ones Naruto and the others are wearing. This is quite enough for now. Besides, I have a feeling that it will cost half or more than half than what the Hokage gave me. I still need to buy some weapons and save money for the food later...
Quickly, I put on the black tanktop and the blue v-neck on top with the creme-colored shorts and the ninja sandals. But before I went out, I overheard something from the team...
"I wonder where she came from," Sakura asked her teammates. "I mean, isn't it strange that she was in the middle of nowhere? In her pajamas too..I wonder if she was sleepwalking?"
Sleepwalking? I don't think so. It's way too far! More than far actually.
"Maybe she got kidnapped or something from whatever village she lives and she somehow escaped," Sasuke assumed.
Who the hell would kidnap me in this world? I got out immediately out of the changing room with my new outfit on.
"I'm done" I said. "You guys can wait outside while I pay for all this."
The three left while I paid for all this. After that, I met up with the team, we headed for a shop where they sell the weapons. Of course, Naruto and Sakura were showing me some of the places around town. All right! I get to use kunai knives and shurikens! Best part, I won't get arrested for using weapons hehehe..
One problem though, I have never have the intention to "kill" anyone...let alone hurt them on purpose. What if we were in the battlefield? Is it appropriate for me to say 'sorry but I'm gonna kill you right now' What's worse is that I hate getting injured. I wish I had a gun or some modern weapon with me..It's too bad I'm not the type to fight in a possible bloody battle. Great...
No. Not the time to be thinking that way! I am in the world of Naruto and I should be happy. Just like what Naruto would say, "Believe it!" Or rather, "Dattebayo!"
"Say, when are we gonna get some ramen already?" Naruto whined.
"After I pay for all this yeah?" I sighed as I gave the clerk the money for the weapons. "I swear you can never last without ramen Naruto"
"I can go without Ramen for days!" Naruto yelled.
"Sure you can" I said in a sarcasm way and laughed. "Come on, you can show me that Ichiraku Ramen the Third told me about"
Naruto's cerulean eyes sparkled. "Your gonna love it for sure!"
"I do like Ramen..." I said softly but Naruto heard me and grabbed me on the arm again. This time, he immediately dragged me out of the store and straight to the Ramen Shop.
"Hey wait!" Sakura yelled. "Naruto!"
"Help me!" I yelled and had the swirly eyes.
It took us only a few seconds for us to go to the famous Ramen Shop in Konoha and of course, my world.
"Well this is the best place in the whole village!" Naruto announced proudly. "Ichiraku!"
I panted for a couple of seconds due to the running or rather sprinting.
"Don't you think, it's a bad idea to ditch Sakura and Sasuke? Well I don't mind ditching that chicken-butt head bastard but still..."
"Ah don't worry about Sasuke and Sakura, they can catch up" Naruto said.
"Sure they will" I said as we entered inside the ramen shop.
"Oh Naruto!" The old man who they named Teuchi greeted happily. Probably because Naruto is his best customer.
"Hey Old man!" Naruto grinned. "This is Miharu. She's brand new here and she would love to try your really awesome ramen!"
"Hi" I greeted and sat down on one of the stools.
"Okay" the old man said. "Is Naruto going to treat you?"
"Of course!" Naruto said proudly and I laughed. The old man smiled and ask us what we want. Of course, Naruto got an extra large miso ramen. My guess is that he's gonna eat about 8 bowls of ramen. Maybe even more. At least I have enough money to pay for my bowl..Atleast, I hope I have enough.
I couldn't really eat my ramen because of Naruto slurping away.
"Wow," I said. A young woman, which is Ayame, Teuchi's daughter laughed and told me,
"That's how Naruto eats. But he eats more when Iruka treats him!"
"Is that so?" I laughed. "I feel sorry for Iruka then"
I continued eating my small bowl of Chicken Ramen and try to avoid watching the knuckle-head ninja devour every single bowl. By the time I was finish, I asked Ayame for some water and as I drank the glass, I turned away from the shop and did a spit take when I saw Naruto's stack of bowls next to him. It was way MORE than eight bowls for sure.
"Oh gosh!" I exclaimed. "Where on earth are you putting it?"
"Sasuke! Your shirt!" a voice screeched. I got out of the stool and outside the shop and saw Sasuke and Sakura standing by. The pink hair was freaking out and Sasuke had an annoyed look on his face. His shirt was a little damp. I gasped and covered my mouth and tried not to laugh.
"Oh my!" I said and gave in and started to crack up. This DEFINITELY made my day!
One more chapter(or maybe half of the chapter) before I start doing it based on the episodes :)