When the snake bastard thought he had me, He was so wrong! Thank God I can use the substitution jutsu and instead of hitting me, He tapped a log. Well actually, I replaced me with a log. Well you know what I mean.

"Ha!" I laughed with mockery as I landed in a tree branch safely. Why can't I do something like this in the real world? "Take that you damn snake bastard! And quit laughing!"

That Orochimaru bastard seems to be quite impressed about something. And that something is the spirit of Misaki buried deep within me.

"Is that your true power my lady?" Orochimaru asked. "I do believe you have more potential than that."

"What the heck is that lady talking about?" Naruto wondered.

"She's not a lady!" I told them. "She's a he and he's Orochimaru and Orochimaru's someone really powerful!"

"How powerful?" Sakura asked.

"Very!" I said. "Look we gotta get out of here before he gives Sasuke a curse mark!"

"Wait what the heck does that have to do with me?" Sasuke wondered. "And what curse mark?"

"That..." I started to say. "Is none of your business!"

The tree branch was suddenly crashed by something powerful. Aww and I was enjoying insulting Chicken butt head!

Naruto crashed badly towards the trunk of a tree and slightly coughed up blood.

Sasuke and Sakura called out his name, worried that their teammate.

"What the hell was that for?" I said.

"My snake is getting hungry," the snake bastard said.

"So?" I asked.

"So, it enjoys eating feisty little ninjas."

The unconscious Naruto was slowly falling down and let me tell you it's a long way down. But, something happened. Red eyes replaced his cerulean ones. Oh my gosh! Naruto has the sharingan too!

Just kidding! It's the power of the nine-tails! Oh he's definitely gonna get it now!

"Go Naruto!" I cheered. "Kick his ass!"

Oh bless me for my innocence is going away. Cussing every five seconds is so not me.

The blonde ninja gave it his all punching the gigantic snake and sending him to the wringer!

"Come on Naruto!" I cheered on. "Show what you're made of!"

His showdown was cut short when he got distracted by Orochimaru's jutsu. I don't know what it is but it looks fire-y. Again, Naruto was crashing down, hitting every huge tree branch. All I gotta say was Ouch. The boy landed on a really stable one. As in a very strong one.

I noticed the gigantic snake headed towards Sasuke who was frozen on his tracks.

"Hey Chicken-butt head get out of the way unless you want to end up being dinner!"

He still hasn't moved and the big fat snake was getting closer and closer! Should I help him?

Nope.

Because right before it can even touch him, Naruto stopped it with only his body and the kunai knife. Lesson to be told, it's going to take more than a body slam to get rid of him. And I think the snake is either dead or unconscious. Oh I hope it's dead!

"Hey," Naruto panted. "You're not hurt are you..you scaredy cat!"

Hello KARMA! I remember this! Even though I'm not in it, I still remembered when Sasuke did the same thing towards the future hero of Konoha.

"Look out!" I screamed when I noticed that yucky tongue of his going towards Naruto and I took my advantage to get Naruto out of the way from afar. Oh how I love my powers in this world. But what I hate about it is that there can be quite a limit. I managed to get him out of the way thank goodness. However, I started to weaken.

"Oh my.." I moaned.

"Miharu!" Sakura called out. "Are you okay?"

"Looks like you're at your limit," the enemy observed. I was breathing hard for my energy or in this case my chakra seems to be running out. "Pretty soon you'll be knocked out."

And damn she/he is right. I feel like fainting right about now.

'Shut up! Shut up!' I yelled at bastard. Naruto came by and knelt down next to me.

"Are you okay?" he asked with a concerned look on his face. "Man you look drained right now!"

"Gee thanks," I mumbled weakly. I was too busy regaining my energy that neither the two of us noticed the enemy coming towards us with his/her tongue again. Ugh I want to cut that off! It's so disgusting!

"Naruto!" his pink-haired teammate warned him but it was quite too late. He/she grabbed him by the waist.

"Hey let go!" Naruto demanded. "Ugh gross!"

The snake child-molester held Naruto's tightly and lifted his jacket and shirt with the tongue. Ah! RAPE!

"You're in the way, nine-tailed brat!" Orochimaru exclaimed before slamming his fingers towards the seal. Naruto screamed in pain before being dropped off.

So many deadly free falls! Sakura took out a kunai to make Naruto stop from falling. Then, she came towards me to see if I was okay. I told her,

"We have to get out of here," I warned but she was too busy being angry at the Uchiha.I hate being ignored.

"Sasuke!" Sakura yelled out. "What do you think you're doing?"

I can't help it..

I feel like passing out but I can't yet.

Sasuke was suddenly on his feet and his battle with the enemy is beginning. Using his sharingan, he had an intense battle. I must say that even though I hate the boy, this battle is amazing! And it's even more amazing in real life! Sakura, being the fan girl she is endlessly cheered for the Uchiha.

"Go Sasuke!" his fangirl/teammate cheered on.

"This is so not going to end well," I mumbled as the Uchiha survivor tied the enemy towards the tree and used some fire-style jutsu. They thought they have defeated the snake creep when they saw his body burned. Sakura and I immediately came towards Chicken butt head.

"Sasuke!" she called out as Sasuke fell down on his knees due to exhaustion. Immediately, Sakura started comforting him.

"It's okay," she told him. "It's over now."

"No.." I mumbled.

"What are you talking about?" Sasuke asked. "I defeated the freak!"

"Look," I said pointing at the enemy who was already free.

"B-but how?" Sakura stammered before we were all paralyzed from head to toe. Great it's just like one of those nights back in the real world where I get a spasm attack or something. But in this case, it was worse. The enemy's skin was peeled off revealing about 20% of Orochimaru's true form.

"Impossible!" Sasuke said.

"Believe me," I struggled. "That man is almost impossible to kill!"

Considering he fuckin steals people's bodies!

"Such great master of the sharingan," Orochimaru began to say/compliment. Shit, this is the part where he's gonna be a vampire wanna be, bite Sasuke, give him the heaven curse mark and then Sasuke suffers.

"You are a true Uchiha after all," Orochimaru continued to praise his abilities. I have to shut up so I can regain my strength again. Otherwise, Sasuke will be getting a "hickey". "You're definitely his brother."

Sasuke screamed in anger and demanded for an answer. He wanted to know how the heck he knew about Itachi.

"Who are you and what do you want?"

Orochimaru took the heaven scroll that he stole when he knocked out Naruto and put it on the palm of his hand. Seconds later, the scroll was burning while he was "formally" introducing himself. It was a living nightmare I swear. But what can be worse? This? or watching two paranormal activities. Technically this feels like a paranormal activity. I mean Orochimaru is a creep!

"The scroll!" Sakura gasped as we all watched it burn down to dust.

"We will meet again," Orochimaru predicted. Sakura glared at him and shouted,

"I don't know what the hell you're talking about but you already defeated us so just let us go!"

"Oh," the snake bastard told us. "We will meet again."

SHIT. Okay now hurry you know you're gonna regret this Miharu but you have to save Chicken-Butt head whether you like it or not! Orochimaru did a hand sign and then his neck stretched out (Cool but weird I must say/admit) and was headed towards the frozen Uchiha. I closed my eyes for brief moment and yelled mentally,

'Freeze I say!'

Orochimaru was about an inch away before marking Sasuke. The Uchiha looked really scared right now. It was a close call situation.

"You!" Orochimaru struggled to move. "You Aika brat!"

"Not just any brat!" I yelled, panting since I was still quite weak. "I'm a spoiled brat! Now take this!"

The same golden-colored light appeared from my forehead sending Orochimaru flying about a hundred feet away from us. The snake sannin screamed for he can not handle such power. I had Orochimaru slammed against the tree and he sure looked weak right now. The three of us were out of his control and we were able to move freely again.

"You little pest!" he panted. "Ruining my plans!"

His anger turned into a creepy happy face and told me,

"However," he told us. "I think I want you as part of my collection. We shall meet again, Miharu."

I don't want to be your little pawn BITCH! I thought as Orochimaru disappeared underneath the tree.

"Thank goodness he's gone!" Sakura sighed in relief. "Sasuke are you okay?"

"Yeah," Sasuke replied.

"I'm okay too!" I said. My two teammates gave me a weird look. I can already tell what they're going to ask. I gulped before avoiding the topic and reminded them,

"Come on," I told them. "We have to get Naruto, get rest and find new scrolls since-"

Before I could finish, I passed out.

"Miharu!" the two exclaimed.

It must have been days of me sleeping because when I woke up, we were at some building. I woke up struggling to see Team 7 with Iruka standing in front of them. I'm guessing we're at the tower now. I struggled getting up when Iruka-sensei noticed me.

"Guess someone's awake," the teacher told the three. Naruto was the first to turn around and I smiled weakly at them.

"H-hey guys," I greeted. "Anything new?"

"Are you okay?" Sakura asked, helping me getting up.

"Yeah," I told her. "Nice hair by the way. I must say you look cuter with short hair! What happened while I was in la la land?"

"Many things," she began to explain.

"Like when three sound ninjas appeared? And when Lee, Shikamaru, Ino, Chouji, Neji and Tenten helped out?"

"Wait," Sasuke told me. "How the hell did you know if you got knocked out?"

"I have my sources, chicken butt head." I replied. "And by any chance did Kabuto helped you guys?"

"Yeah!" Naruto exclaimed. "If it wasn't for him we wouldn't have passed!"

"You guys shouldn't trust him!" I yelled. "He's a bad guy!"

"What are you talking about?" Sakura wondered. "He practically saved us!"

Ever heard of acting? I sighed.

"Anyways, those three sound ninjas wanted to kidnap you or something," Sasuke told me. "What is it that they want with you? And how did you all of this was going to happen?"

"It's none of your business." I glared. Iruka decided to step in and thank God he did.

"Sasuke, Miharu doesn't need to tell you anything." Iruka sensei told him. "Now you guys go to the arena and there, the third Hokage will explain the real purpose of the test."

Aww another boring lecture? Where is my iTouch when I need it?

Hey, I told to myself. Maybe I can do a little bet off! I smirked with enthusiasm as we made our way towards the arena. The place where a lot of things are going to happen.