If you guys own Naruto, what would you do? (:

The little blond guy was definitely not pleasant about Ebisu being his trainer. Apparently, the elite jounin wasn't so thrilled either. Then again, he said he cannot refuse a request from Kakashi.

"I cannot believe you let someone like him be my trainer," Naruto pointed out angrily. "I mean he is so weak! He can't even beat my harem jut-"

In a flash, the so-called closet pervert came from behind Naruto and shut his mouth.

"If you're planning to give Naruto whatever he wants, I suggest you say goodbye to your wallet."

"I don't care!" Ebisu hissed at me. "As long as he doesn't mention THAT."

A confused famous masked ninja gave Ebisu a weird look.

"Ebisu? A closet pervert?"

"Oh it's nothing! Nothing at all!" the man said nervously before whispering something towards Naruto with an additional of strangling the poor guy that made him immediately shut up.

"Whatever I want huh?" Naruto struggled.

"I didn't know you two knew each other." Kakashi noticed.

"Well we do go way back," Ebisu smiled with a hint of angriness on his face. Naruto was annoyed with the patting of the head.

"Why the heck does it have to be this guy?" Naruto complained.

"Would you rather have Gai train you instead?" I asked.

"Uh.." Naruto began to say until he spaced out. I'm guessing he was remembering the first time he met the weird sensei.

"Come now Naruto," Kakashi began his little persuasion. "Ebisu is a better trainer than me. He only trains the elites. Besides, you and Miharu are the only ones who are weak at the basics."

Oh sorry! I rolled my eyes. I only had ONE day of training anyways. Sure I know something about chakras and jutsus but I never really considered me being in this world and use them in reality.

"So you're saying that Sasuke and Sakura are better than me?" Naruto demanded angrily. Kakashi sighed at this situation. Criticizing Naruto is a big no-no. He will prove the person wrong.

"You may have learned a lot of special skills but the basics are still important," He told him. "In order for you to become stronger, you must shut up and pay attention."

Oh Kakashi, when will you learn that Naruto has a mind of its own?

I do have to agree though. Basics are important. Without it, we can't get to the next level. No matter how boring they are.

"Miharu, you will be training along with Naruto since you still have a longer way to go than him." Kakashi told me. "You need to learn how to control your power. And the only way to do it is to master chakra control."

"Haha!" Naruto laughed at me. "And I thought I was the wor-ow!"

I "unconsciously" stepped on his foot. Hard. Yeah better think twice before saying anything.

"Hey! What you do that for?"

"Oh that was your foot?" I said in a sweetly, sarcasm tone. "I thought I saw a cockroach. My bad."

"Well now Ebisu, I leave these two in your capable hands." Kakashi trusted him.

The masked man left Naruto, Ebisu and I at the lobby. Watching the two glaring at each other was either disturbing for me or entertaining. All I know is that being in the middle of this whole scenario was not too good.

"Why must you train me?" Naruto mumbled.

"If it wasn't for Kakashi, I wouldn't have to train someone like you!" Ebisu argued. Man, these two are almost like little children. What am I saying? Even little children can get along with each other better than adults.

"Come now," Ebisu told us. "Let's begin training."

"No way," Naruto refused. "I still don't get why you have to train me! How can I get such a weakling as a teacher? You can't even handle the harem jutsu!"

"I was only taken by surprise!" Ebisu insisted. Oh boy, when will this ever end?

"Yeah right!"

"Very well then," Ebisu came closer towards Naruto. "Let's have a test shall we?"

"A test?"

"Yes, try and run away Naruto."

"What?"

"I said, to run away from me Naruto." Ebisu started to explain. "If you can have the ability to run away from me then I shall resign as your teacher. I'll have Kakashi train you instead."

"Really?" Bright cerulean eyes sparkled.

"I promise you that. Now, run away as far as you can Naruto."

"Heh," the blond smirked before making a run for it. I'm guessing that little runt forgot about me.

"You won't be running too?" Ebisu asked me.

"Why?" I asked. "You only said that to Naruto. Besides, I don't feel like running. You'll be able to catch him anyways. Once you do, I should be at Ichiraku by then. I just want to visit someone first if you won't mind."

"Very well then," Ebisu approved. "I'll be seeing you then."

"Uh-huh" I nodded before the sensei took off. The person I wanted to visit was Lee because I think he needs some encouragement. I wonder if he knew what the doctor said. I approached the front desk again and the lady smiled when I leaned my arms on the desk.

"Do you need anything?" she asked politely.

"Um yeah," I stuttered. I get nervous whenever I ask for something. Even the simplest question. "Is there a Rock Lee staying at this hospital?"

What the heck? I thought to myself. A Rock Lee? This hospital? How many Rock Lee's are there in this world? And I'm quite sure that this is the only hospital(so far) that exists. I mentally slapped myself in the head.

"Are you a friend of his?" she asked. Rock Lee as my friend? Sad to say that I can't consider that yet. I mean we only met maybe three times when I was here. An acquaintance is more appropriate.

"Well not really but we are quite acquainted from the chunnin exams," I told her. "Is it okay if I see him?"

"Well you can see him but you can't visit for too long. He still needs his rest." Was her reply. I nodded and obeyed. I wasn't planning to stay long anyways. The nurse showed me the room number and where it is located. I gave her my thanks before leaving. So far so good ever since Oro-creep and that other creepy assistant of his whom I thought was really cute the first time I saw him. And I really thought he was friendly.

Yeah right!

Which reminds me, why didn't Kakashi trained Naruto instead? Since Sasuke doesn't have the curse mark(all thanks to me) after all. The only reason (I think) is that the masked sensei wanted to teach him the chidori so emo butt wouldn't have to rely on the sharingan so much. So if Sasuke never received the curse mark(again it's all thanks to me), then he would he still seek help from that pedophile after receiving the sound's invitation? A deal with Orochimaru is like dealing with Satan. Giving the person whatever he or she wants but in the end, it was never good. I tried preventing a war, succeeded (hopefully) at having Chicken butt head not getting a curse mark.

Hmm..the war? Did the Hokage really consider my warning? I wonder if he sent a warning to the land of wind about all this. Heck, I think it takes about three days before they can receive mail! Anything can happen in three days! Screw that, Oro-creep may have planned this way before I came into this world.

By now I'm sure Naruto was caught by Ebisu. Wait, did he get caught or did he decide to gave in?

I am so glad that the drug Kabuto gave me wore off already! But I am gladder that Naruto's loud voice came in handy before that creepy doctor injected me with whatever that was!

I arrived at the front door of the room where Lee was staying. I respect a person's privacy so I knocked on the door but there was no answer. Maybe he didn't hear it so I just let myself in.

"Who is that?" a raspy voice murmured.

"Hey Lee!" I smiled. "I really do hope you still remember me!"

"Oh Miharu right?" Lee smiled weakly. "Are you doing better?"

"I think I'm the one who should be asking that," I laughed. "But yes I am doing well thanks!"

I sighed and looked at Lee's condition. Seeing him like this in real life is even sadder than I could ever imagined. I had a sad look in my eyes. I'm not upset that he didn't consider my warning though. He had to do what he had to do.

"Don't be so sad now," Lee smiled to cheer me up. "You didn't cause all of this to happen."

I wish it didn't have to happen.

"I gave you a warning didn't I?" I reminded him. Great now I'm just like my parents and their little 'I told you so' crap.

"Yes but you must know I do have my dream about becoming a great ninja and to defeat my rival, Neji! These injuries are nothing!"

I laughed for a bit not because it was funny but it was because these guys are really enthusiastic. They will do whatever it takes to make their goal real.

"I see you're getting better as well!" I chirped. "But it was lucky that Gaara didn't go that far. That attack of his was nothing. He could have done worse than that."

"Do you know of his sand abilities?" Lee asked. "You seem to be right about what you said to us before you left. Neji was really angry at Hinata that he almost killed her. If it weren't for Gai-sensei and the other jounin, Neji wouldn't stop. How did you know that will happen?"

"Um lucky guess?" I grinned hoping that lie will be bought. He seems to be suspicious for a bit but I easily changed the subject.

"Man I wish I could have been there!" I almost yelled. "If I was I could have thrown a boulder at mr. oracle-wannabe! Oh how I can't wait until Naruto kick ass and some sense into that destiny freak! Better yet where the heck is that guy? I will do it myself! A failure will always be a failure? What a dumb saying! I guess that ego-maniac doesn't know the meaning of 'getting there' or 'making progress'."

I began mumbling other things and imagining myself sneaking into Neji's room (not as a creepy stalker), make dress up as a ballerina, have him hold a fairy wand and wear a glittery crown so I can take a picture and

Oh shoot.

I believe they don't have internet here. Fantasy ruined.

"Miharu?" Lee gave me a weird look.

"Huh?"

"What are you doing?"

"Oh I was just thinking about destiny freak and how to torture him but then reality hit back because you guys have no internet!"

"What's internet? Is that some kind of jutsu?"

"Uh," I laughed nervously. "Sure? Lee can I ask you something?"

"What is it?"

"Why do you always have to catch up to Neji?"

"Because I want to prove to him that someone like me can defeat a gifted genius like Neji."

"Someone like you?" I repeated. "You're Rock Lee and he's Neji Hyuga. Sure he's a genius and you're well not that much of a genius like him but you are still one. Besides, if Neji is a genius, why would he train more? I'm not saying that you will never catch up with him and rivalry is good. It does get you motivated and more determined after all."

I paused and stared at the clock for a brief moment. "Crap. I have to get going. I really do hope you feel better soon!"

"Thank you so much." Lee replied before I left. "And good luck with your training."

"Thanks!" I said in a way that took me 5 seconds.

I left the hospital and started walking quite fast towards the restaurant which was almost twenty minutes away from here. If I'm late I can just use my mind control power to have Ebisu stop demanding where I have gone off to. If they are in the hot springs already then I can use that 'You're not suppose to swim for at least an hour' excuse.

Oh heck yeah. This is getting to be a pretty good day so far!

When I arrived at Ichiraku, I asked the old man if Naruto already came here. He told me he and Ebisu did came here but left just a few moments ago. Ah, that soup smells divine!

"Oh that smells great!" I sighed as I held on to my stomach. I just realized I haven't eaten since that stupid drug Kabuto secretly had me took which caused me that stupid headache. What's worse is that I only get to see Chicken Butt Head's match! So unfair!

And yes I will NEVER call him by his real name. If I have to, I wanna get paid for it. Cruel much? Well, I never said I was ever nice. Or too nice.

So sad that I don't have any money with me at the moment.

"Are you going to order some ramen?" his daughter, Ayame asked.

"Ah I wish," I replied. "But I don't have any money with me right now."

"Well for now you can have it for free!" the old man offered. "It's on the house for now. Besides, you do look a bit weak."

"Are you sure? I mean I know I haven't eaten for a few days. I was never hungry until I got here!"

"Don't worry about it! Besides, you are Naruto's friend are you? He told me himself that if you ever appear, I should give a free bowl of ramen."

"Awwh!" I smiled. "That is so sweet of him! I'll take a bowl!"

"Alright!"

"I'll take a large bowl of your special please." A voice requested. A voice that I despise for now.

"OH MY LANTA!" I shouted. "It's the SUPER destiny freak! Ah please don't poke me to death!"

I made up a cross with my chopsticks pretending that Neji was possessed.

"You!" Neji's eyes widened.

"Hi!" I forced a smile that says 'You have no idea how much I wanna re-arrange that head of yours.'

Right now since Neji is an ego-jerk. I don't know who I'd rather be trapped in a cave with. Him or Chicken butt head.

"What are you doing here?" Neji semi glared.

"Oh I'm so sorry!" I said in a sweetly sarcastic tone. "But the last time I heard,"

I changed my tone into a mean type.

"You don't own the place!"

You know that feeling where you lose your appetite simply because of someone you don't like shows up? So feeling it right now.

"Listen," I started to tell him. "I won't talk to you if you won't talk to me got it?"

"You're talking to me right now." Neji stated.

"Just shut up and let me enjoy my first meal since 5 days! 5 days ya hear?"

"Hn"

"I knew you were gonna say that." I mumbled before taking a spoonful of soup into my mouth. We stayed silent towards one another. Hmm..I wonder what our little hero is doing now. Shit. I gotta hurry up and finish this. I felt I just ditched training. Still, I must hurry!

I quickly began eating my ramen like there was no tomorrow. I know it's bad but I'm taking way too long. I was never bothered when the Hyuuga was giving me a weird look.

I lied. It was bothering me. I seriously hate when people stare at me unless I'm talking. It feels so disturbing.

"What do you want?" I spat.

"How do you know about my father?" Neji asked.

"What?"

"My father," Neji repeated. "How did you know about him?"

"Well," I began to tell him. "All I can say is that you'll find out soon. I mean about why your father was killed."

The boy was silent while I resumed eating. He seems to be more curious now about his father. What I don't get was that why they couldn't tell him so that he won't become the oracle wanna be he is right now? I guess Hizashi has his own reasons.

"Destiny is a funny thing," I laughed a bit. "Sometimes you don't know what's going to happen. Actually, no one ever knows what's going to happen."

"Then how do you know about Lee?" Neji asked with suspicion.

"Well um you see," I started to stutter. I just can't say to him; 'Oh I know about it because I came from another world where you guys are being spied on.'

"Well?"

Someone was being impatient.

"Lucky guess?"

He continued to give me a suspicious look.

'Just believe me dammit!' I yelled mentally in my head, using my powers to control him. Did I ever mention how I love this?

"Whatever," the 'genius' scoffed.

"Life, people can be unpredictable," I continued. "There are times where you will never expect someone to do something unlikely. What I'm trying to say is that-"

"I know," Neji interrupted. "Don't be a destiny freak."

"Ahah well I'm certainly not gonna apologize for calling you that." I laughed a bit. "But what I meant to say is that you should stop telling people their destiny. Everyone can move forward. They can change if they want to. And you may be a step ahead of them but there are people that are a step ahead of you. You may be one of the geniuses but I'm sure you train as hard as Lee. But, I don't believe in geniuses. Everyone fails but everyone is a genius in their own way. For example, Naruto is a genius of not giving up and eating at least 10 extra large bowls of ramen. Trust me, seeing that boy eat is something! Trust me, everyday is a different day."

Like about a couple of weeks ago when I was transported here during my sleep and finding out I'm from some ancient clan I know absolutely nothing about.

"Naruto?" Neji asked. "He's going to be my opponent during the finals."

"I know." I mouthed. "Oh crap I'm super late!"

I quickly finished my ramen before taking my leave.

"I'll see you later oracle wanna be!" I chirped. But before I left, I came back quickly and told him,

"Oh and wannabe, I know you take ballet class!"

"How did you-" his eyes widened.

"Aha!" I pointed at him. "So you do ballet! Hold on, they have ballet here?"

.TRAP!

"Hey wait!" Neji started to get up.

"Bye bye oracle wanna be!" I dashed away after saying that.

When I arrived at the hot springs I saw Naruto and Ebisu training already. The blond hero was trying to walk on water. Extremely hot water to be exact. So far he's getting there but he still keeps falling.

"Hot!" Naruto yelled.

"Sorry I was late!" I laughed nervously. "I visited Lee for a moment then I went looking for you at Ichiraku but you wer-"

"That is no excuse for you to be this late. Even if you are from the legendary Aika clan." Ebisu sort of rudely interrupted me. I rolled my eyes.

"Sorry," I gritted. It wasn't my fault I was hungry at that moment. I watched Naruto attempting to do the water walking jutsu thing again. I can tell they have been doing this for quite a while now.

"Way to go Naruto!" I waved at my not-so fictional friend.

"Hey Miha-whoa!" the guy fell down the water again. "Hot! That hurts!"

But the Naruto we all know and love, is quite stubborn. He's not going to stop now.

Don't tell me I have to do this? I whined. That walk from Ichiraku til here was pretty long.

Ebisu was observing Naruto's progress and I can tell he's praising him.

"He really is more than just the nine-tailed fox." Ebisu murmured.

"Ahh!" whisker-boy shouted pointing at whatever as well as giving me a heart attack with that sudden outburst before he fell on the water again.

"What the heck?" I turned around to see a man with white hair in front of the women's side of the hot springs. A total peeping tom.

"Are you peeking at the women's bath?" Ebisu assumed before attacking the old man.

"I will not tolerate such behavior!"

Please! Like you never do it! While that closet perv was confronting the peeper, I approached my friend.

"Hey are you alright?" I asked.

"Yeah," he replied. "What the heck?"

"What?" I shrieked. Be happy I don't have a heart disease Naruto. Otherwise you're constant outburst will kill me. And if I die, I will haunt you. Maybe.

"That old man just knocked out the closet pervert!"