I apologize for the (possibly unnecessary) randomness you are about to read(or skim)

And they say that this man was an ideal trainer for future hokage. I must say but this is pathetic. Then again, the man that just happens to knock him out was none other than Jiraya.

"Hey perv are you awake?" Naruto approached closer.

"Don't bother blond boy," I assured. "He's totally out cold."

"You've gotta be kidding me!" Naruto yelled while grabbing his hair, freaking out. "Who the heck will be watching me train then? And who are you calling blond boy?"

"First of I'm pretty sure you're hair is blond and second, the man responsible for knocking him out of course!" I happily suggest while pointing at the white-haired man.

"Hey!" the man screamed. "Who says I wanna train that idiot-looking brat?"

"Hey you froggy man!" Naruto yelled. "Who the heck are you?"

"I am glad you asked that question my man!" Jiraya happily said before doing his rather interesting introduction. It's just as loud as Naruto's but I'm sure it's shorter and faster than Jiraya's.

I tried not to laugh at this but I released a small laugh. Jiraya's way of introducing himself was quite hilarious.

"Well you listen here…pervy sage!" Naruto screamed loud enough for the women at the hot springs to hear. "Look what you've done to the closet perv! He was supposed to watch my training! Miharu is right since you knock him out you should be training me!"

"He interrupted my research!" the old man told us.

"Research?" Naruto and I said at the same time.

"What sort of 'research' are we talking about?" I asked in a sarcasm way while making quotation marks with my fingers around the word research. "And I'm pretty sure you do it in this little place called oh what was that called again? Oh yeah! The library!"

"But my dear this is no ordinary research! You see I am a novelist and I write wonderful books like this!"

He showed us an orange colored book and had a huge grin on his face.

"Why does that book look awfully familiar?" I asked, actually clueless for a mid-second

"Ah that's the book Kakashi reads! You actually wrote that?" Naruto pointed out.

"I see you noticed!" the old man laughed at himself, happy that his book is already famous.

"You call that stupid pervy book a great novel?" Naruto yelled at him. "And research my butt!"

"Hey ladies!" I yelled out loud enough for them to hear. "You guys may wanna get outta there! There's an old man peeping at you!"

Screams of terror echoed through the scenery.

"Oh no!" Jiraya yelled in terror. "You ruined my peeking I mean research!"

"So you actually admitted?" I groaned. Is it just me or are most older guys here are somewhat perverted?

"You're a dirty old man!" Naruto insulted.

"You little squirt!" Jiraya yelled. "Now what am I suppose to do with my research? There's absolutely nothing dirty about it! I use these as inspiration to write!"

Suuure! I rolled my eyes.

"Who cares? What about my training?"

"Huh?" the man seemed to calm down a bit. "You mean the walk on water technique?"

"Miharu is supposed to learn that too but she practically ditched me!" Naruto pointed accusingly at me.

"And whose fault is it to tell Teuchi about me getting free ramen? That's right blondie you! If there is free food, I will take advantage."

True that.

"You're not related to Chouji are you?" Naruto gave me an annoyed look.

"No," I replied. "I just have the gift of not gaining weight."

I wish. I just don't eat a lot actually.

"Can you do the walking on water technique old man?" Naruto asked.

"Well I-"

"Then it's official! You are now my teacher and you will train me! You owe me that!"

"Forget it squirt I'm way too busy!" Jiraya refused and walked away.

"Hey Miharu how about you convince him to train me?" Naruto pleaded.

"And how the heck am I suppose to that?"

Naruto whispered his little "plan" at my ear and I immediately had a disgusted look on my face.

"You want me to do WHAT?"

"Please!" Naruto begged.

"No!" I refused. "And I will forgive you this time but if you dare suggesting that to me again I will make sure you will never get to eat single strand of ramen noodle EVER AGAIN!"

"Miharu you're scarier than Sakura." Naruto whined. "Ah! Where the heck did the old pervy sage went off too? This is your fault!"

"What the heck did I do?"

"Forget it. Let's just go find him!"

"And I believe I know where to look my friend."

"You dirty old man!"

After walking for quite a while, Naruto and I heard a woman yelling from some tavern in this village.

"I think we found your teacher Naruto." I pointed at the place.

"What makes you think he's at a place like this?" Naruto asked me.

"Just wait yes?" I told him.

"I'm sorry miss!" A familiar voice said. "It's just that you have a soft pair of-hands! I just wanna know how you make them so soft!"

"Filthy beast!" she yelled at Jiraya and gave him another slap on his face. Naruto and I twitched a bit at this scene.

"That's gotta leave a mark." I said.

"You got that right" Naruto groaned and was filled with disgust. "What on earth was I thinking making this perv my trainer?"

"Gee I don't know maybe desperation considering everyone else has a trainer except you." I mumbled.

"Hey you pervy sage!"

"Oh you again?" Jiraya asked. "How the heck did you found me?"

"Miharu easily figured that out! So how about you train me instead of flirting with these women you pervert!"

People started to stare at our little scene. Am I embarrassed by this?

Yes. Yes I am

"Shh!" Jiraya hissed. "Can you not call me that in public kid?"

"Okay then how bout I call you a joke cuz that's what you are! A JOKE!" Naruto yelled.

What am I doing you ask?

Just standing here, moving my head back and forth while these two are at it. It is quite embarrassing.

Correction, I want to bang my head so much.

"Just train him already you old man!" I yelled out. "Otherwise you will NEVER hear the end of it!"

"Little girl I will not train that little squirt!"

"For the record I'm not a little girl! I am 18 years old dammit!"

"Y-you're 18?" Jiraya and Naruto yelled at the same time.

"But you look at least 14 or 15 years old!"

"Gee sorry for being 'fun-sized'." I told as a mumble, scratching my head.

"Wow Miharu," Naruto said. "You're old!"

I gave him a look. A deadly one to be exact.

"So um how was your first kiss with chickenbutt head?" I asked, hoping to trick him like I did with the destiny freak.

"Hey how'd you know about that? Who is the bastard that told you?" the blond boy replied. I have to ask. Does he ever get laryngitis at all?

"Uhm..you did. Just now actually." I smirked.

"Whaatt? How can I great ninja like me fall into a trick like that?"

"I am so good!" I praised myself which I highly never do but in rather rare occasions.

"Did they forget that I'm here?" Jiraya whispered.

"No we didn't pervy sage!"

I gave a glaring look at Jiraya and boy did he look nervous. And boy do I look stupid not using this power.

'Train Naruto I say!'

"Hey kid," Jiraya was looking like he's been hypnotized.

"What pervy sage?"

"Let's go train! I shall train you right now squirt!"

"You serious?" his eyes sparkled.

"Actually I don't wanna but somehow something or someone is telling me to train you so might as well before I change my mind."

You are so welcome my friend!

A happy little 12 year old was jumping up and down with glee like a 3 year old getting a cookie.

Speaking of a cookie, I want one.

Or a dozen maybe. Hmm..Cookie sounds really divine right now. I wonder if they have any in this world.

I shall go..cookie hunting!

Plus, the cookie reminded me of something. I NEED to tell the sand siblings about their huge mistake.

"Hey are you coming or what?"

"Oh um you go right ahead! I need to do something really important!"

"What can be more important than training?"

"Bye!" I said as I made my way to the nearest grocery store. Time to buy myself some cookies(hopefully) that says well..who doesn't want a cookie? Ah oh how I really need a cookie so badly! They should have it here. They have got to have it!

No cookie. I die.

Well not really but I really am craving for one! Plus since I'm here I wonder if Gaara really loves cookies? I mean I've seen fan art of him with cookies. Peace offering time!

I really should bake them instead problem is I am much rather as lazy as a certain pineapple head at this moment. Plus, I can't make homemeade cookies without a recipe as a guide.

Well then it's decided! I shall hunt for a box of cookies in EVERY single store in this village.

Oh damn, lots of walking here! But it will be all worth it! This is a peace offering we're talking about!

Dear Gaara, please don't kill me though!

Dear Misaki, I hope your power can stop his sand!

Well I did found cookies but sadly, not the ultimate favorite..

Chocolate Chips!

Well actually, I guess it's MY ultimate favorite next to sugar cookies, snickerdoodle, nevermind. I'll doubt I can find any of these here.

But if I do, HALLELUJAH!

I sighed as I carried a small tote of whatever type of cookies the are but I took one and tasted it. Not bad, these are actually pretty good! I want another one but once I start I might end up devouring the small box. I continued walking around the village trying to look for wherever the heck the sand siblings live. I feel like little red riding hood except I have no cape.

I should get one but in blue.

Where the heck are they staying?

"I am so tired!" I sighed to myself but dragged my feet. I suddenly spotted a similar girl with brownish-blond hair and her lavender outfit carrying a huge plastic bag on both hands and of course, her huge fan on her back.

"Temari!" I shouted hopefully loud enough for her to hear. The older girl noticed me but I can't say she has a happy look in her eyes but she was polite enough to stop.

"What do you want?" Temari demanded.

"Oh gee hello to you!" I smiled with glee. "And I am absolutely doing great thank you very much!"

"Look will you quit and stop wasting my time?" Temari semi glared and I just smiled yet I was frightened. "I have to drop this off then I have to train for the finals. That shadow boy is going down!"

"Please," I mumbled. "Pineapple-head isn't really looking forward to this at all."

"What?" she asked.

"Nothing!" I replied. "Anyways I am so glad you're here! I've been looking for your place here at the village for like ever!"

Okay it was only about ten minutes maybe.

"And why are you looking for me? That shadow boy didn't send you to spy on me did he?" Temari accused.

"Oh puh-lease!" I laughed. "He's such a lazy lad and already picking up a pencil is a drag to him. Believe me or not, I came here on my own. Well I kind of wanted to ditch training but oh I have cookies!"

"Look we're all really busy training for the finals," Temari sighed. "Maybe some other time."

"Training for the finals or preparing for the village's destruction?" I smirked confidently. "You know we can either talk here where everyone can hear or we can have a nice cup of tea and a couple of cookies back at your place. Now what do you say?"

Temari gritted her teeth and practically wondering how I knew all about this.

"Fine," she said. "Follow me."

Temari lead the way and a couple of blocks(i think) later we were finally at their place. We climbed to the second floor and finally we were at the front door.

"Kankuro!" Temari called. "Help me out with these bags and we have a guest!"

"Who?" Kankuro came out from a room with his scary looking puppet. I was terrified by it's sight.

"This girl we met before when we came to the village." Temari replied as we both came in.

"You again?" Kankuro screamed.

"Aww what happened to your little kitty ears?" I pouted.

"What is she doing here?" Kankuro demanded an answer from his older sister.

"Look it's not my idea but listen."

Temari whispered something to her younger brother and while they were having their little conversation, my curious little self put the tote on the nearest table and explored a little bit. That door on the back was luring me in. Temari and Kankuro were kind of arguing but I guess they forgot I was here.

I slowly walked towards that door and something is telling me I shouldn't be going there but my curiosity won this time. I immediately opened the door and went inside.

"Hey what was that?" I heard Kankuro said.

"That girl.." his sister said. "Wait don't tell me she went there!"

"It's so dark in here!" I said as I looked around.

"Finally," a voice whispered darkly and in terror. "We can get to see blood!"

Why do I feel like I just entered a horror movie?

I turned around and eyes were staring at me filled with blood lust and his body surrounded by sand. He was ready to kill me.

"Oh myy!" I screamed.