A/N: Oh my gate, I got this done before the weekend~! :D
Disclaimer: I, I, I do not own!
Danny had to laugh as Ron groaned; they had finished Potions and now had about an hour before they had to head to Herbology. At the insistence of Hermione they headed off to the library; she wanted to research something.
He greeted Madam Pince, who he had struck something of a deal with, he stayed as quiet as possible and she wouldn't ask questions about what books he was looking for. She gave a sharp nod back, suspiciously eyeing Harry and Ron.
Hermione hussled over to the muggle newspapers. It was the smallest part of the library, since it was made up of whatever the half-bloods or Muggleborns brought in for the section. She sifted through the newest stack -most of which were still about two years old or older- and after a few minutes held up a paper triumphantly.
"Look here, 'Fowl heir has highest tested IQ in Europe','" she read. After seeing her audience's eyes widen, she continued, "'Six year old Artemis Fowl the Second, heir of the infamous Fowl family, took the world by surprise this Sunday with his IQ test results.
His score is the highest recorded IQ in Europe, an extremely impressive achievement for anyone, let alone a six year old.
My interview with the young Fowl proved to be interesting.
We met at a small restaurant; as I walked in I could tell it was off the beaten track.
I spotted , who waved me over while sipping his tea. Standing next to him was his gargantuan bodyguard from the Butler family.
As I slid into the seat across from the boy the bodyguard eyed me. 'Miss Tyler, I assume,' he asked me, I nodded.
He smirked, a very odd sight on one so young. 'I assume you mean to ask me meaningless things such as how proud my parents must be,' he told me.
I, however, had no intention of doing this. 'No, I was wondering what you plan to do with your intelligence.' By the look in his eyes I could tell he was starting to enjoy this.
He leaned forward and placed his chin on his clasped hands.'I do not plan on anything, for now.' His smirk was just a touch larger as he said this.
I stood up to leave, thanking him for his time. If you are wondering how I took so much out of this small sentence maybe it's time for a little bit of background.
The Fowls are one of the two most infamous family in Ireland, along with their partners the Butlers.
They are notorious for being criminals but none of them are ever convicted, though Hugo the Second was put on trial multiple times.
In conclusion, I'd look out for the newest Fowl in line.
Reporting for the Dublin Informer, this has been Sarah Jane Tyler,'" Hermione finished.
She slapped a hand to her forehead. "Oh course, I've heard all about the Fowl family; they're the favorite gossip of Ireland!" she said.
Ron looked at Harry and Danny, both of whom looked slightly shocked. Harry stared at the paper... his family was known for being criminals?
Silence was abundant until Ron spoke up. "Bloody hell," he said. "I thought he was creepy, but this a whole 'nother level."
Even in this awkward time Hermione was biting her tongue not to correct Ron. Madam Pince walked over and hurried them out, telling them it was time for their next class.
Once out the quartet was in the hall they spotted Artemis, Eron, and Luna heading towards them.
Eron spotted them first, hurrying slightly as to reach them more quickly.
"Guten gogo, everyone," she said, gaining odd looks from the three boys, who were not used to her phrases.
"Good afternoon, Merkava," Hermione greeted in return.
Harry turned to the girl. "Don't you have class?" he asked her, confused as to why she was with first years.
"All Ravenclawvs have a half an hour to research before every class," Eron explained.
She turned on her heels to face Hermione. "Wvill I see you in thde library tonight?" she asked.
Hermione nodded, then remembered it was time for class. "Sorry, Merkava, but we have to go, see you tonight!"
With that the quartet went off, heading to the greenhouses.
Ed's eye twitched as the the twins teased him about what had happened earlier.
"I just thought of something Gred," one said, adopting a fake thoughtful face.
"What is it Forge?" the other questioned, looking 'innocently' curious.
"What if the Puffskein was attracted to Ed because Ed looks like one?"
Ed's eye twitched violently. 'Gred' looked at 'Forge' like he was a genius.
"Of course! I mean Ed's, fluffy, cute, and not to mention, he's tiny!"
Percy and Lee laughed as the twins gained matching bumps on their heads.
Once they all calmed down- Ed had to be forcefully calmed- they discussed their classes, which had just ended.
Ed had a good amount to complaining to do about Lockhart.
"Howv, thde hell is did thdat baka become a teacher!? He obviously has no idea wvhat de heck is talkink about!" he mutter-yelled, his accent emerging as he got more irritated.
His muttering continued while the others agreed, well, until he began to speak Amestrian- then they couldn't understand him.
They reached the common room, pulling Ed inside. Ron looked over at them.
"What's up with him?" he asked, glancing at the still darkly muttering Ed.
"It's the new DADA professor, Ed has his issues with him."
Ed snapped out of his muttering trance to look around.
"Hey, wvhere's Granger?" he asked.
"She went down to the library with Merkava." Ed's eyes widened, he had forgotten!
"ChikushÅ!" he shouted; he had promised Eron to meet her in the library.
He waved the group goodbye before rushing out.
The rest of the group blinked, before shrugging and going back to whatever.
Ed walked over to Eron, Hermione, and Luna, who were all sitting in armchairs placed in a small circle.
"Sorry I'm late. Defense Against thde Dark Arts ran a little long," he told the three girls.
Eron smiled and told him 'not to worry' in Amestrian.
He nodded and took the last seat, which was across from his fellow Amestrian.
He picked up the book they were looking over and noticed the title was 'Myth or Fact?' By Thor Susanoo.
He raised an eyebrow at Eron, who blushed; now that he remembered them talking he remembered that she adored mythology, even though she didn't truly believe, she was an alchemist after all.
"It's for Muggle studies," she explained, her face was bright red.
They all ended up laughing quietly, before diving into the book; which turned out to be describing the similarities between muggle myths and magical creatures.
Next time on Brothers:
Danny ran up to his seemingly paralyzed brother, then froze himself.
Ron came up behind them, staring at the same sight as the rest of the group.
"Bloody hell, is that Mrs. Norris?"
A/N: Okay so Matt asked me to list the refrences, so here you are.
Ciel Miller, Ciel Phantomhive from Kuroshitsuji(Black Butler)
Yukio Xerxs, Yukio Okumara from Ao no Exorcist(Blue Exorcist) and Xerxs derived from Xerxes(FMA)
Hiei Hayes, Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho!
(Oh and Harper is a canon character, I just gave him a last name, Kirkland,) Arthur Kirkland(England) from Hetalia! :D
Can you spot the refrence in this chapter?