A/N: It's back! Yay! :D
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The odd group of four sat down at a table across the room from the seemingly cursed family and friends.
The four consisted of the shortish, white-haired boy who had led the group into the space, who Harry vaguely recognized from Potions; a boy with bright red hair, who Ed and Percy recognized as one of the twin's pranking buddies, who looked full of energy; a Hufflepuff girl with black hair in high pigtails, who was smiling softly; and an older Gryffindor with his long black hair pulled into a ponytail.
"Well, that's Campbell; but who are the others?" Harper asked.
Eron raised her hand before she started to speak.
"I know wvho thdey are." The others turned to her, signaling her to continue.
"Thde red-headed one is Lavi Hiban, one of my fourthd year housemates; he often helps me wvith my accent," she started, blushing when she told them about her accent and their lessons.
She coughed and continued.
"Thde tallest one is Yuu Kanda, a fifth year."
Fred and George shivered, remembering the one time they tried to pull a prank on the antisocial modern samurai they had a housemate.
"And thde girl ist Lenalee Kirikaze, a third year," Eron finished, then she stared at the twins.
"I wvouldn't flirt wvith her or anythding thdough, she has an older brothder wvith a sister-complex, not to mention he's thde president of thde Muggle Science and Robotics Club."
Once again the twins shivered; they had heard of the crazy president of the MSRC. Rumor was he created all sorts of destructive robots who ran on magic.
From across the room a bright green eye flicked over to the sound of Eron talking.
"What is it, Lavi?" Lenalee asked, watching his visible eye.
His signature grin appearing on his face. Lavi leaped out of his seat and rushed over to the other table.
With a cry of "Eron-chan!" he engulfed the much smaller girl in a huge hug.
"La- Lavi-senpai?!" Eron stuttered.
"How's my favorite first year?" Lavi asked, still hugging Eron.
Eron pouted and hid her face in his arms to cover her embarrassment.
"I'm a second year, Lavi-senpai," she told the grinning redhead.
Lavi bopped his forehead with his hand in fake idiocy, though Artemis wondered how much of it really was fake.
"Of course you are! I forgot, even though you've grown so much!" Ed couldn't help but let his eye twitch as the rabbit-like fourth year continued to hug Eron.
Allen and Lenalee ran over to him, attempting to pull him off of Eron, but didn't succeed. Kanda followed a bit behind.
Lenalee bowed to the rest of the group. "Sorry about Lavi, I'm afraid he's quite excitable," she said softly.
Lavi released Eron to go stand by his friends, he clung to Kanda who looked murderous.
He waved to the group. "Nice to meet you, I'm Lavi! And this is Moyashi-chan," he said pointing at Allen, whose eye and smile twitched a bit. "Lenalady." Said girl sweatdropped and waved. "And Yuu-chan!" Lavi said, hugging Kanda even tighter.
'Yuu-chan' snapped and flung the hyper boy off him, pulling a katana from who-knows-where.
"Kanda! If you don't stop, I'll tell Brother!" Lenalee scolded. Kanda stopped, and put the sword away.
Allen bowed to the group.
"Once again, sorry about him. I'm Allen D. Campbell. Nice to meet you," he said, extending his hand.
Artemis, being the closest, shook Allen's offered hand.
"Artemis Fowl the Second."
Allen smiled, glancing nervously at Lavi, who was still irritating Kanda.
Finally, Lavi released Kanda only to drape himself over Allen.
"Oh, hey, by the way who are you all? I know Eron-chan and the twins." At this everyone fully dismissed any thoughts of the boy having any sanity.
After a round of introductions, and Lavi acting ridiculous about meeting Harry Potter, the four newcomers decided to sit with the group.
As they talked about what had happened the night before, Lenalee thought of something.
"Hey, Allen, doesn't that sound like the story your grandfather told you?" she asked the white-haired boy.
Allen looked up at the ceiling. "Yeah, kinda, at least the Petrified part."
Harry and the Gryffindors perked up. "What story?" Harry asked.
"My granddad, Adam Millennium, was a muggleborn who went here, and according to him in his third year he was Petrified by something. He said all he remembered were bright yellow eyes, then he woke up at the end of the year," Allen explained, flustered that he didn't remember most of the story. "Apparently a student was expelled, under the suspicion of being the attacker."
Artemis blinked, a student under suspicion for murder was only expelled? This world had even worse logic than he thought.
Madam Pince finally arrived, she was livid.
"Mister Hiban! What have I said about being quiet in the library!" she scolded the boy.
"Baka usagi," Kanda muttered under his breath.
The librarian dragged the rabbit out, telling him he wasn't allowed back in until Monday.
Deciding it was time to take their leave, Allen, Lenalee, and Kanda stood up saying their goodbyes.
Eron stood up as well. "I wvill come as wvell. I have to talk to Lavi-senpai about a few things." She waved to the rest as she exited, chatting with Lenalee and Allen.
Danny looked over at Artemis, who looked a bit irritated.
"I think it's almost lunchtime, why don't we head down?" Percy said, trying to relive the awkward atmosphere.
Percy walked closer to Artemis than the others on the way to the great hall.
"Artemis, how are your classes?" he asked.
"Entertaining enough, Transfiguration in particular," the mature boy said.
Percy nodded, agreeing.
"Are you getting along with your roommates?" This is where the eldest of the four worried - Artemis was the only one of them not in Gryffindor so Percy worried about the youngest.
"Well enough." Yet again, a vague answer.
Artemis looked up at the normally oblivious teen; it was very obvious that he was only like this when he was worried.
He tried to pull an act; after all his older brother didn't know what he had been through.
He smiled, a fake of course, but it looked fine by most people's standards.
"I'm just fine Percy, don't worry about me," he said in the happiest voice he could pull off.
Percy faltered for a second, judging his sincerity, before deciding even if Artemis wasn't, Percy probably would never get him to tell him.
Artemis's true smirk came out, admiring his performance as Percy caught up with Ed.
And Holly said he couldn't act.
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Matt: I saw the Kookaburra at the Ren faire, they had an awesome bird show, there was also a white collared raven who was extremely cool, a hawk(Can''t remember which), a vulture(can't remember which :P), and a few others, my favorite being the Eurasian Eagle owl named Artemis, who was beutiful! and they were all trained so that they could free fly even in the open air!
A/N: Sorry Mika and Lavi came off shippy, if you guys like it I'll continue otherwise no romance(and even then, it won't be for a few years) I'll put a poll up.
Also, do you get the refrences this chapter? I'll give you guys to hints, Lenalee and Lavi's last names, and the title.