A/N: Sorry this is so. . . Fillerish and rushed, before yesterday I couldn't get the right words.
Disclaimer: I do not own~!
The day after they all met Allen and his friends, the four were invited to join everyone for a picnic.
Lavi spotted the large group from across the courtyard and prepared to run over to hug Eron.
Only Kanda's threatening hand on his shoulder stopped him.
Allen sweatdropped, wondering how Lavi had survived so long.
They finally reached the group, who invited them to sit down.
"Gutan gogo!" Eron greeted.
Lavi rushed over to scoop her up in a suffocating hug.
"Eron-chan, you're so cute!" he squealed.
An angry Ed hopped up to try and release Eron from the Baka-usagi.
"Let her go," he hissed.
All the Usagi did was hug her tighter. "No way, Eron-chan's mine!"
The two went back and forth arguing before Lavi called Ed short, resulting in a fist fight that Eron escaped in.
"And so the drama begins," Fred said in a theatrical voice.
Smoothing her hair down Eron sighed at the twins and the fighting duo.
Fred turned to George. "What do you predict is happen in this riveting scene, good sir?" he asked, dramatically.
"I believe it shall conclude with the loss of an eye," his twin replied, just as dramatically.
Fred stuck his pointer finger up. "I disagree; I conclude that Act One: Scene One will end with the loss of a limb."
"Or perhaps a gall bladder? What say you, young Hermione?" George asked the exasperated girl.
She rolled her eyes. "Maybe if you helped Eron break up this fight, we could prevent any of that!" she scolded, pointing at the poor preteen trying to calm her brawling friends.
"Come on, Edwvard, he wvas just beink silly!" Eron said, pulling on his right arm.
However, Ed didn't listen, and gently pulled his arm from Eron, so he couldn't hurt her.
"Oh, how sad, Eron's dear Edward rejects her, in favor of pummeling the man who hast flirted with her," Fred proclaimed, resulting in a blush from Eron.
George nodded venomously, agreeing hardily with Fred. "Showing, not telling! Number one rule in theater!" he announced.
"Urusai!" Eron yelled, blushing deeply.
Hermione huffed and pulled Danny over to the fight, grabbing hold of Lavi.
"Harry, Percy, help Eron restrain Ed!" she instructed.
They rushed to grab Ed's arms before he could finish Lavi off.
"The drama continues to build, this time Eron's friends help her, trying to prevent her diminutive knight from pulling the finishing blow!" Fred exclaimed, throwing his hands above his head in random gesture.
Before the pipsqueak could pull the finishing blow on the usagi, a large shape bounded over to the group, knocking over the Weasley twins and barreling over Ed to reach Eron.
Eron caught the figure with grace. Now that it was still Artemis could see that it was a somewhat large, Russian Blue colored cat with a long coat.
Ron stared wide eyed. "What the hell is that?" he asked.
Eron flipped the cat over on to its back like it was a baby and started to pet its belly.
"Thdis is Xenon, my cat," she said simply. The cat was purring softly in her arms.
Lenalee looked over her new friend's shoulder to look at the fluffy feline.
"What breed is he?" Artemis asked, vaguely recognizing it.
Eron motioned for Lenalee to pet the cat before responding. "He's a Nebelung, from wvhat I've heard, thdey are somewvhat rare."
Artemis nodded, confirming they were.
Another cat also strutted over to group, this one was bright orange, it settled on the still on the ground Edward's chest, tucking its tail under its head.
"Chikusho. Neon. . ." Ed said breathlessly.
Artemis and his crew looked at the young Amestrian, vaguely amused.
Eron giggled, causing Harry, Danny, Percy and their housemates to start laughing.
Soon Ed shoved Neon off his chest and stood up, mumbling about his "Aho neko."
Fred and George draped their arms around Ed's shoulders.
"Look here, Eddy," Fred started.
"If you want to protect your surrogate little sister in this romantic play," George continued.
"You can't go brawling with any of her suitors; it makes her more affectionate to them because they got hurt."
Ed gave them his lightest death glare, which still sent shivers down the twins' spines.
"Urusai, you idiots!"
Fred and George bopped the shouting short stack on the head with offended gasps.
"How dare you!"
"For your information, we are this story's narrators!"
"We demand you treat us with respect!"
Ed's eye twitched. "Wve are not in a story!" he shouted at the twins, who had taken to hiding behind Allen, despite being a little over a foot taller than him.
George ran from Allen to Lenalee, ducking behind the girl's pigtails.
"Are you sure about that?" he called. "You would be the perfect bodyguard knight for our fair princess Eron."
Eron lost face and blushed darkly, hiding behind Danny.
Fred ran to Jamie, crouching behind the much shorter first year.
"All of us have roles Eddy! Like Lavi's the mysterious rogue, trying to steal Eron's heart! And Allen's the adorable gentleman with a kind heart and wants nothing more than to be happy with Eron!"
George turned to the whitette.
"That's right! Don't think we haven't seen though puppy dog looks at Eron during classes!"
Allen sputtered and denied it with ferocity when Lavi bounced up to his friend to ask if it was true.
"Since when is Eron the affection of all the boys?" Luna asked dreamily.
The twins stood up, grinning at the daydreaming first year.
"Since we decided it last week!" Fred cheered.
"Kanda likes her too, of course, she's just too cute!" George explained, running over to hug poor Eron, who was still petting her cat.
Xenon did not take well to being squished by the excitable wizard and scratched George's hand before tackling him.
Percy sighed, seeing the picnic go to Hades, with the help of Hermes of course, the twins could honestly give Cabin Eleven a run for it's money.
Danny and Harry both migrated away from the ruckus, not wanting to get in any fights, Artemis and the others soon followed his lead.
The group saw Lavi approach Kanda, who was already aggravated due to fighting with Allen the whole way to the picnic along with the comment the twin made about him.
"So, Kanda, is it it true?" Lavi asked, a mischievous glint in his eyes.
Percy could practically see the rabbit ears poking out of his hair.
"Is what true, you baka usagi?" the fifth year grumbled.
"If you are really in love with Eron-chan, of course!"
Kanda snapped, unsheathing his sword, chasing the laughing Lavi around the courtyard.
Everyone wondered how he had been able to smuggle the weapon in ... well other than Hiei.
The rest of the afternoon was spent chasing after Kanda, trying to keep Lavi from getting killed.
A/N: Oh yeah, guys, the first 'who do you want with who' poll is up, it's not the defining vote for her though, just who comes off more shippy.
Right now I have a vote for Lavi and a vote for multi from the same person, so this is what this was, mainly Lavi with other multi.
Side note, *Nervous laugh* Sooooo The Weasley twins got influenced. . . By the Thorston twins from How to Train Your Dragon. . . Mostly the episode Total Nightmare from Race to the Edge *Blushing. . . *
'Nother side note: Nebelungs are adorable, I have one. Xenon is based of of mine, who, yes, let's me pick him up like a baby and pet his belly.