Yo! I am well aware no one reads this but I am going to act like someone does! I have to thank my only reviewer for this idea, I am virtually hugging you Sonata Appassionata! Feel the virtual hug! So this chapter is obviously an Amos and Bast story! Woo! Ha LOL XD. Umm yeah! I am Rick Riordan because last time I checked I was 13 and a GIRL. So I can't be a 49 year old man.

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It was a normal day at the 1st Nome, until Bast showed up. (Hey! I didn't mean to make it sound like a bad thing! Wait what? No I don't want any Fish Friskies! Ew... could you not eat that here it reeks. No I don't mean you reek! Ug can I get back to the story now? Thank you.) She was wearing her usual skin tight bodysuit, which as usual looked fantastic on her.

"Bast, what brings you to the 1st Nome today?" I ask her and she sits down next to me and pulls out her knives. She then begins juggling them.

"Oh, nothing. I was just about to go check up on my kittens and I thought I might as well check on the Chief Lector." Bast purred, still juggling her knives. I scooched a little farther away from her not wanting to be impaled by the blades.

"Of course stay as long as you'd like. Would you like anything to eat?" I ask her and she shakes her head no. "Could you maybe, I dunno, not juggle deadly sharp blades?" I ask as nicely as possible.

"What are you? Afraid of being impaled by a wicked sharp knife? Pansycake!" (AN: Divergent reference have some virtual cookies if you got it (::) (::)) I glared at her. "Fine!" Bast then slid her blades back into her sleeves.

"So what have you been up to in the Duat? Anything really interesting happening?" I ask her.

"Meh, I fight a demon or two every hour or so but that's about it. It is entirely too boring down there!" She groaned. I rolled my eyes.

"Why do you fight demons so often? It's like you go looking for trouble, because last time I check most gods only have to fight 1 or 2 demons a day, not an hour." Bast just rolled her eyes at me.

"Of course I go looking for trouble! How do you stay entertained?" She asked me like it was a totally normal question like, when is the pizza gonna get here?

"I have a job to do that keeps me busy and other times I do normal things like watch TV and read books. I thought you liked reading anyways, why don't you do that instead of fighting demons all the time?" I asked a Bast mad a face.

"Thoth banded me from his library. Gods you shred up a few hundred books and 300 tables and you get banded for a year." Bast shook her head in disgust. I just stared at her. "Why are you staring at me? I know I'm gorgeous but still?"

"Seriously Bast? Why were you destroying tables?" I asked her and she shrugged.

"My favorite character in this one book, um, Percy Jackson and the Lighting Thief, was making me very frustrated." Bast said this like it was nothing. I shook my head at her.

"You are so strange Bast." When I said this she look appalled.

"What? Me? Strange? I am not strange." She glared at me and I laughed.

"We sound like Carter and Sadie, bickering like this." Bast laughed with me and before I knew what happened she had just placed her lips onto mine, I didn't pull away instead I deepened the kiss. Before long she pulled away.

"Holy Horus." Bast mumbled. I nodded. She looked at me with her beautiful feline eyes and I stared back at her. She smiled and kissed me again. We finally stopped once we'd run out of air.

"Um... that was awesome." I said and glanced at Bast who's cheeks were a bright pink. I laughed again. "Do you think your kittens can wait a little longer so we can do some more catching up?" I asked and Bast nodded.

Short one! Thanks again to my soul reviewer, you are amazing more virtual hugs! See you later guys QueenOfStalkers out PEACE!