AN: totes sorry that ch1 was so short and for the w8 4 ch2, I'm still new to this whole "making fanfiction shit" I really do hope you enjoy ^-^
John Connor was staring at himself in the mirror; he had just taken a poopy and felt quite satisfied. John was 23, 5 feet 10 inches tall, and had short brown hair. He could grow facial hair if he so wished but he preferred to shave his face twice a week, he liked it better that way. John then finished up in the bathroom and left. John started walking down the hall to join the rest of his guests. He was throwing a party for his 23rd birthday! John had a massive amount of people over, but john lived in a mansion so there was plenty of space. John was quite rich due to his mother winning the lottery. When she died she left john everything. As John approached the room he referred to as the "big ass party room" he heard the music that was playing grow louder and louder. The current song that was being played was I am Machine by Three Days Grace. "Good song" thought John "I prefer their old singer honestly". John entered the room to see some of the guests playing Halo. There were people spectating halo matches. "There is the birthday boy!" said Guy. "Hello Guy" John liked Guy. Guy was cool. Guy once gave john 8 dollars. Everyone seemed to be having fun but john couldn't shake the feeling that a lot of people were about to die.
The terminator was cruising down the freeway in a Green PT Cruiser. He'd stolen the Vehicle, he required the transportation to get to John Connor's house. The radio was on; the terminator didn't seem to care, it was a metal station. There was some late night special on the station. "You are listening to 96.6 the station!" "HELLO! Fallopian drill worm here! We are still having our late night local special" "Best of our local metal bands" "This one is fresh out of the garage! This is "As I Sink in Martian Cum" by "Vagina Meteor". There was a brief moment of silence then the audio of a toilet flushing could be heard from the radio, which was immediately followed by which could only be explained as an explosion of pure ecstasy. The song assaulted the terminator's audio receptors which caused literally nothing to happen and he kept driving.
John Connor was enjoying his birthday party; he had decided it was guitar hero time. Being the best player in the world everyone obviously wanted to see him play. There were a select few who thought they could beat him in a guitar battle. First up was Jordan, Jordan was pretty good but he was nothing compared to John. John ruined him. Next up was Jennifer, john beat her so hard she had to go to therapy. John Connor was obliterating everyone. "Come on then! Can anyone stop me?!" John was on a rampage. Then there was a voice from the back. "No mercy for anyone, huh john?" "It's like my mom said" started John. "There's no fate but what we make", "if anyone here REALLY wanted to beat me they would just have to practice….a lot". The voice responded "I have been practicing a lot". "Then come face me" John was curious as to who it was. "Ok I will" a man stepped out from the darkness everyone was in total shock. The man was average height, very muscular he was shirtless. He was wearing cargo shorts and sneakers with 1 wristband on each wrist. AND HIS NAME WAS JOHN CENA! READY TO THROW DOWN AGAINST GUITAR HERO LEGEND JOHN CONNOR IN A GUITAR BAAAATTTTTTLLLLEEEE! His theme music was loud and it startled a lot of people especially guy. And no one seemed to figure out where the fireworks shooting off in the room came from. John Connor merely stood there and stared at him, unimpressed by his entrance. "I got this" he thought with a smirk watching as John Cena threw up peace signs and high-fived other people at the party. John Cena finally got to John Connor. "You ready for a best battle you've had in year's john?" John asked. "You know I'm always ready for a guitar battle John" said John. "Maybe I will become the world champion" said John. "I doubt it but feel free to try" responded John. Everyone gathered around what was to be the best guitar battle ever. They started the battle. Right out of the gate they appeared to be equal, both nailing every note flying at them like angry hyrulian chickens, but when then more technical parts arrived Cena was messing up a little bit. While John Connor was eating every single note that flew at him. "Delicious" he thought. It was intense; though it was clear John Connor was winning Cena wasn't just rolling over and dying like Jennifer did. The lights in the house started to flicker a bit. "Holy fuck, I…I don't know if it's safe for me to be seeing such a display of power" said guy, worried. "Why be surprised guy" thought John Connor. "You know how strong I am, you should be used to this display of power" John Cena sensing he was losing activated his special, he gave his guitar the five knuckle shuffle and released a shockwave of energy that surprised John Connor. "Impressive" he said while shredding like a boss. But John Connor wasn't scared. He started to perform sweeps so intense he knew everything that was going on everywhere. Cena was stunned "uung even with my special he is still winning, how strong could he be". John Connor decided it was time to finish him, he performed one more crazy ass riff which seemed to suck the energy out of every electronic in the house, except the game itself of course. With this energy he launched a bolt of lightning upward straight through the roof into the sky. This bolt flew into space and blew up a satellite, causing it to fall back to earth in many pieces. Most of which burned up upon re-entry, except for one piece which landed somewhere in Nebraska. John Cena was defeated; John offered to help John off the ground. "Damn you're good John" said John. "Thank You, I practice a lot" John responded. "I can tell, you deserved that victory, I'm just not that good". "Don't be upset John" said John, "you're pretty good to". "Thanks John" said John.
The terminator was still driving in his stolen car. "Hello Hello HELLO! You are listening to 96.6 THE STATION; we are now going to continue our late night local special" "this gem comes from the band Beyond Retardation, this song is called Piss Sprinklers" Right as the song started a Bright bolt of lightning shot up into the sky, then something on fire came falling back down. The terminator knew it was time; he speeded down the road even faster than before. With the sound of insane blast beats and horse noises screaming out of the radio he sped towards his target, John Connor.