AN: YAY ITS HERE. The wait was a bit long. TOTES SORRS DUDES. It's because procrastibate too much.
(Meanwhile in SPAAACE~)
Dwayne the Rock Johnson was standing with pride atop his satellite, this particular satellite's purpose was solely to be stood upon by Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Dwayne stared at the earth with determination in his eyes. He was shirtless with blue jeans that made his butt look tighter than a puppy's mouth, NASA informed him that he must wear a shirt when he was in space because the sunlight reflecting off his titanic muscles would sometimes, on occasion, blind astronauts who go out into space to perform spacewalks. He didn't care though. Dwayne was waiting patiently, for something very important to him. He waited for the day he could face his nemesis JOHN CENA in battle once again. "One day" he said to himself. Whilst waiting he noticed a light on the earth's surface. It looked familiar to him, "Connor" he said. "There's only one reason why Connor would need to use that much power". "It has to be Cena" he thought. Suddenly the light struck his satellite. Part of the satellite exploded, and then it started hurtling towards the surface. "Damn you Connor" Said Dwayne as he plummeted. "Looks like I'm headed to Nebraska" he said, and while maintaining unnaturally perfect balance he rode the satellite towards earth, determined to find and defeat John Cena FOREVER. But that is a story for another day.
(Meanwhile at the PLOT)
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU" Everyone screamed. The party guests just finished singing happy birthday to John Connor. "Make a wish Connor!" said Guy. "Of course Guy" said Connor with a smile on his face. He made his wish. I wish Guy will survive whatever it is that's about to happen. John Connor then blew out the 23 candles that were for some reason randomly positioned on and around his cake. His cake was really big; it had vanilla frosting with chocolate underneath. "Man this looks good" Said Jordan. "That is does" responded Guy. "Alright everyone, dig in" said John Connor. Everyone was super hyped about eating the cake, including Jennifer.
The Terminator drove up to the gate to Connor's high class community. There was a small building near the gate where the security team stayed to make sure no one tried to break through the gate. The Terminator rolled his window down and waited for a guard to approach him. About an Hour later one finally did. "Excuse me sir, may I ask why you are here" asked the guard. The Terminator responded with "I'm a friend of John Connor; I hear he is having a party". "Yes he is, alright give me your name and I'll see if it is on Connor's list". "My name is Harold" Said the terminator. The guard looked at the list "Harold… Harold…. Haaarrrold, sorry sir there is no Harold on this list". After 30 minutes of just the radio playing the Terminator turned off the radio and said "I'll Be Back", then drove away. "Umm, Ok" said the guard. 43 minutes later while the guards were playing twister they heard a loud rumble. "What is that?" asked a guard named Julian. "I don't know what that is, what I DO know is that you got to put your left foot on green" stated another guard. "Ok" said Julian. Then suddenly without warning the Terminator crashed through the gate with a 18 Wheeler he stole from Walmart. "WHAT THE FUCK" screamed one of the guards. "All you had to do Julian was right arm red and you failed". "I'm sorry" Said Julian. The Terminator would have wondered why the guards didn't try to stop him, but he was a killer robot from the future, so he didn't.
John Cena stood up abruptly, only startling Jennifer. "No" Said Cena. "John" said john, "yea john" replied John mildly curious. "It's, him". "I must go!" yelled John. "I understand john, be safe" replied john. Cena nodded his head, then suddenly his theme music started playing very loudly, he ran into the living room and grabbed a table, he sprinted towards one of the guest rooms and body slammed the table through the wall out into Connor's backyard, he then did a flip out of the hole in the wall, he grabbed the table and ran off with it using it to punch through the perimeter fence. Cena was now out on the street, he saw an 18 wheeler parked in Connor's front lawn, but he didn't care, he knew what to do. "Now I have to fix the fucking wall and the fence" said Connor with frustration in his voice. He heard a lot of commotion near his front door. Suddenly Jennifer flew into the living room and smacked against a wall like a cat would've if thrown from a ceiling fan. "Going to have to fix that wall to" Said Connor sighing. But then that's when he saw him, a very large man with sunglasses emerged from the room Jennifer just flew in from. He was caring a massive teddy bear for some reason. "John Connor" Said the man. It felt like everything was going in slow motion. It's finally here just as mom said it would be, the Terminator thought Connor. Before anyone could say anything the Terminator produced a guitar from the teddy's posterior. He dropped the teddy to the ground and just stared at John Connor. "It is time" said the Terminator walking up to the Xbox. He plugged in his guitar and said "I will defeat you, which will be the cause for judgment day". Judgment day, the day when the machines take over, thought John. "Over my dead body" He said. Without so much as turning his head the Terminator replied "affirmative". Obviously the greatest guitar battle in the history of ever was about to happen, Connor knew he was ready because he had faith in his abilities as a guitar hero master to stop judgment day. The Terminator knew it was ready because it was programmed to think so. Everyone was bracing themselves, except for Jennifer. She was unconscious.