Prank 3:

Prank Hard With a Vengeance

One would think that constantly pissing off their girlfriend with various acts of hijinks would earn them a hard lesson in respecting boundaries. However in Yang's case, she metaphorically pulled the fire alarm during that class before blowing up the building teaching it. Weeks had gone by now, and every so often there would be another telltale sign of the blonde brawler pulling another fast one on her poor partner. She was absolutely relentless, stopping only when she really thought about if she was going too far. Yang would never, ever, in any way do anything that would harm her little kitten girlfriend; but that didn't stop her from instead being excruciatingly annoying.

Blake on the other hand, was taking this all considerably well. She had known Yang for quite some time now and knew that, despite being obsessed with this little pranking phase now, the brawler would eventually tire from it and move on. That being said, the faunus was slowly starting to develop the patience of a saint. Sure at first, she wanted to chase her partner down and rip her to pieces; but luckily for Yang, the rage quickly died down. Even Yang's punishments had been severely reduced from the, usually just a threat anyway, option of being denied sexy opportunities, to mere hours of just being given the silent treatment and glares. That all being said, poor Blake would still react initially the same way; being suddenly scared out of her wits. The worst part for the faunus girl, was the constant awareness she had that something, at some point was going to happen. The fact that she wasn't just a shaking ball of stress was a saint-like feat in itself. Yang had literally given her no planned schedule of when she was going to prank her. Blake could be pranked one day and went days in a row with more, or with one happening and then suddenly, nothing for days at a time.

Today happened to be one of those days. It had been nearly two weeks without any sort shenanigans in sight. It even seemed like Yang had finally settled down, resuming her pre-pranking persona. Blake had to admit that, even though she could never hate that side of her girlfriend, it was nice to finally feel like she could relax. It had been a long day so far, despite just sitting down in the cafeteria for their lunch break. The faunus girl let out a long sigh as she dropped down on bench at their usual lunch table, leaning her head over to rest against a shoulder that had just brushed some wild blonde hair out of the way.

"I honestly didn't think I would survive this morning…" She said while doing her best to cover up a yawn. She then felt a rough tipped set of fingers gently scratch behind her faunus ears, still hidden by her favourite black bow; it felt amazing. Blake looked to her girlfriend with a lazy little smile, happy to see she was receiving one back, "How are you holding up? I assumed you'd be out cold once Mr. Port started going on about tracking a supposedly invisible pack of Ursa. I know I pretty much was."

Yang gave a short laugh that turned into tired sigh, "Oh trust me kitten, it was like I wasn't even there today."

For a second, there were some warning signals going off inside Blake's head. She quickly patted herself down and then took out her scroll to look herself over. Nothing. The faunus girl let out a sigh as Yang softly giggled, pulling her dark haired partner in for a side hug and a kiss on the forehead. Just then they were joined by the rest of team RWBY, as well as team JNPR. Everyone looked so tired and just done with the day. Even Weiss, who was nearly more of a stickler for paying attention in classes than Blake was, looked as if she had just woken up from a serious nap. One loud collective of a groan could be heard throughout the whole cafeteria as they all slumped down into their spots.

"Someone just hurry up and beat me senseless with bat or something." Jaune grunted as he banged his forehead down on the table, "I feel like that would be sooooo much less painful than sitting through this morning."

Pyrrah fought back a yawn behind her hand and lost, "-aaaaawn come on now Jaune, it's not so bad today."

"Yeah!" It seems as though Nora bounced back quickly after sitting down, "look on the bright side lil buddy! Today is fish taco day! PLUS WE GET AN EXTRA SERVING OF CHOCOLATE PUDDING!"

The excitement that had been caused by Nora's sudden announcement quickly fell away as the whole table looked over to the lineup waiting for food. It was huge. It felt like every student in the entire academy must have been there; but that couldn't have been the case as the rest of the seats were still jam-packed as well. Apparently, fish tacos and extra pudding was the most popular for lunch; who knew? The sighs once again took over as table RWBYJNPR decided it would be best to just sit there for a little bit and wait for the line to die down.

Blake snuggled back into Yang's side closing her eyes as she did. "I really don't want to, but maybe I should have a little nap. I just hate feeling defeated by my own body."

"Aw, my poor lil kitty-cat." Yang began, once again sending her hand up to gently brush and scratch behind her girlfriend's ears, "When's the last time you had a nice hot cup of caffeinated tea?"

The Faunus girl sighed, "I didn't have any today actually. In our rush to leave this morning because somebody just needed us to have a few extra minutes in the shower, I completely forgot to make one." She could feel her partner's grin without even having to look.

"Hey now, at the time I don't remember you complaining about it…" the brawler leaned closer to her girlfriend's ear, "…even if you were in a uh, position, to make complaints." Yang held back a giggle as she felt Blake heat up, no doubt from a blush she was trying to hide. She sat back up straight again and looked at the time on her scroll before continuing, "How's about I go make it up to you and grab you a big ol'mug full of the hot leafy stuff? My treat!"

"That sounds like an offer I can't refuse." Replied Blake with a smile, "Go on then, be quick or I might just fall asleep without you."

With that, Yang gently slipped away from her partner and left the still groggy table. Blake settled into the conversation going around the table; apparently Ruby was having a heated "argument" over what type of pudding was best with Jaune; banana vs. chocolate. It was funny to watch the two of them banter and even funnier to see Weiss off to Ruby's other side shaking her head with her hand over her face because "damn it, you dolt's don't understand that butterscotch is a main staple in any pudding lover's diet". Everything was slowly getting better as faces cheered up, laughter was being had, and soon Yang would be back with her tea. Soon.

Wait how long had she been gone for? Wondered Blake to herself as she looked at the time on her scroll, It's been nearly fifteen minutes…there's no way it takes that long to ge-OH NO, OH NOOHNOOHNOOOO

Blake shot up out of her seat, instantly grabbing the attention of the entire table. "EVERYONE WE NEED TO LEAVE, NOW!"

"Whoa Blake, calm down!" said Ruby as she tried not to laugh at the crazed look on her team-mate's face, "I was only joking about stealing a pudding truck…do they even have pudding trucks? If they do, I know what I wanna do once I retire from being a Huntress!"

The faunus girl face palmed, "NO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, IT'S YANG, WE NEED TO GE-…"

Her words were stolen from her as a sudden explosion took place from the ceiling of the entire cafeteria. The next thing Blake knew, every single student in the area was being snowed on by falling bits of fish taco. In slow motion, it would have looked beautiful; there was almost a nice little layering effect going on with the bits of taco pieces first, followed by small chunks of the fish and then finishing off with a garnish of shredded lettuce and some tomatoes. If Blake wasn't already fuming on the inside from what was clearly a waste of perfectly good, and probably extremely tasty fish, she would have agreed with anyone on this being a work of art. She was however fuming, so right now there would be no way to get any sort of answer out of her at all.

The room fell silent once the last bits of lettuce had fallen, that is until Ruby piped up to try and make light of the situation, "HAHA, I bet we're all happy we weren't given an extra helping of chocolate pudding now!"

Timing; some would say Ruby struggled with it in social situations. Today however, Ruby's timing could not have been more on point. Blake just closed her eyes and braced herself as the pudding began to rain down on them; cementing the taco bits to their targets as it landed and ran down bodies, mixing in.

"OH CRAP MY HAIR!" The shriek came from Weiss, too busy running her hands through her side ponytail to notice her use of the "crude" word.

From the entrance of the cafeteria, Yang stood with her scroll at the ready, taking everything in before turning it ono herself, "Heeeeeyooo, once again this is Yang Xiao Long reminding you to like this video and to subscribe to my channel! Be sure to keep an eye out for my next video! Later dudes!"

From across the cafeteria, Blake jumped up onto the table and pointed an angry finger point-blank in Yang's direction. With that old rage building back up inside her, she screamed, "KILL YANG!"

Benches scrapped hard against the floor as hundreds of students shot up and ran out after the brawler. Yang, despite knowing what she was in for, was laughing all the way out of the main doors.