I DO NOT OWN OURAN HIGHSCHOOL HOST CLUB OR HETALIA! phew, that feels better. Thank you all who reviewed, I love you all. Okay, now that that's done, this chapter is for a friend of mine so it came out earlier. Now, ON WITH THE SHOW! Or, story would be a more of an appropriate word to use instead of show, da?

Norway looked at the giggling group of girls in front of him. *How did I get stuck in this mess?* He asked/thought to himself.

-Flashback-

As the stupid king was crying in the corner, the twins came up to Lucas, smiles on their faces.

"Good job new guy." One of them said chuckling.

"Yeah-" But the other one didn't get to finish as Tamaki had quickly recovered, from his short lived depression, and was yelling at them.

"Who's side are you on?!" He demanded.

"The new guy's, since we agree with his answer (You know, previous chapter, last sentence)." They chorused back. This statement had caused Tamaki to remember the insult that his new classmate had said earlier, and go back to sulking in his corner.

"Hey, Kyo-chan, do you know who this guy is? Tamaki seems to know him." Asked the little kid who was holding the pink bunny.

"Actually I do. He's the new student who managed to get in the same way as Haruhi. He's also in mine and Tamaki's class." Stated the 'Kyo-chan'

"So who is he? Is he a commoner seeing as he got in the same way as Haruhi?" The two twins asked at the same time while pointing to the girl who was dressed as a boy.

"His name is Lukas Bondevik, he's somehow related to the Norwegian government, though how I haven't been able to find out, so no, he's not a commoner." 'Kyo-chan' informed the twins.

"Hey, I don't really want to interrupt, but couldn't you just ask him instead of snooping around government files just to find out who he is?" Asked the now identified Haruhi.

"Now what would be the point of that? I can gather a lot of various information on someone that we won't be able to find out if we just asked." 'Kyo-chan' stated, making Haruhi sweat-drop.

"Still, Kyo-chan, it is polite to ask. Wouldn't that be better? " the little kid asked while he was getting a piggy-back ride from the tall one.

"I'd still prefer not to." 'Kyo-chan' replied.

"Hey," One twin started.

"Shouldn't" the other continued.

"We"

"Make"

"Him"

"A"

"Host"

"Member?" They said the last word in unison.

"Yes, that is good point. The female population in our school has already started talking about him. He has after all, become quite popular. Some of our customers may actually leave if we don't do something about it. He has now become a competition to us. Also if we make him join I calculate that our number of customers will increase." 'Kyo-chan' informed the rest of the group.

"So you're saying that we have to get him to join or we'll be in trouble?" Haruhi asked.

"Simply put, yes." 'Kyo-chan answered.

"Then we will make him join, even if he doesn't want to, he will have to get 500 customers if he wants to leave, that's the punishment you get for insulting me." Tamaki stated dramatically, somehow recovered from his sadness that Lucas hadn't noticed his charm (that's what Tamaki thinks anyway). "You hear that Lukas? You can't object, you are now officially part of the host club. Now what do you have to say to that?" Tamaki declared loudly, pointing at where Lukas was standing.

Except he wasn't there anymore. While the others were all discussing the new student, he had quietly left through the door, and walked as far as possible away from music room 3, before they had realised, that he was gone. He had however, left a magic camera behind, so that he could see what was going on after he had left. And seeing as none of the host members had any magic ability, they could not see the camera. Oh, and Lucas finally found his way out of the school when Tamaki had recovered from his very short depression. From Lucas' point of view, there goes day one of the hell known as school, or more specifically, the host club.

-end flashback-

Than the very next day, today, he remembered, he came to school, went to his classroom, and was ambushed by Tamaki. And so, that was how the former Viking, had been forced to join the host club. Where he had to entertain girls by answering their questions, or talking with them. He really hated Denmark and Tamaki now.