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Ouran High School Host Club
"Oi, Satsuki!"
The pink-haired girl ignored Aomine's annoyed call and continued on to swoon over their server, "Oh, Kagome-chan, you look so handsome!"
"You really think so?" Kagome asked a bit self-consciously, not quite sure if she suited the waiter outfit Shippou had given her for 'cross-dressing' day, "Thank you, Mistress-sama."
Even she herself had been surprised how androgynous she looked when she tied back her hair and bound herself with tight bandages, though there was still a slight curve to her chest if one looked closely enough (not that she would let anyone).
Momoi seemed to swoon again while Aomine huffed, grumbling under his breath about the 'lack of skirt today'.
The trio all glanced up when the door opened and both Kagome and Aomine tensed when they spotted the blond who had entered.
"What the hell is up with all the Kise lookalikes lately?" Aomine muttered, feeling himself tremble at the thought of Gilgamesh – who thankfully, had not shown up today since he did not live in Tokyo but a city over called Fuyuki.
"Wah~ so this is a Maid Café?" The teen male seemed absolutely entranced by the surroundings, "I had no idea that commoners enjoyed such things!"
"Hello, Master-sama!" Kagome approached the customer, bowing slightly, "I am Higurashi Kagome. Would you like to take a seat over here?"
"Ah! Is this not Maid Café?" Tamaki blinked at the waiter, "But I'm sure the sign said..." He wondered out loud.
"What an idiot," Aomine scoffed, rolling his eyes as Momoi covered her mouth to muffle her giggle, "Only an idiot couldn't tell Kagome is a girl."
"Err," Kagome kept on her smile, "Today is 'cross-dressing' day, so normally I am a maid," She stated, "I am sorry if it is not to your liking, Master-sama."
"Y-y-you're a girl!?" Tamaki gasped dramatically as a flush spread across his cheeks, "Is it such a typical practise amongst commoners to cross-dress?!"
Kagome furrowed her brows, slightly annoyed with being addressed as a 'commoner', "I could not say, Master-sama," She shrugged, "Though there are probably a decent number of cross-dressers among the rich as well."
"Are you still in high school?" Tamaki broke himself out of his fantasies and grabbed her hands like a certain wolf, "Even if you are female, you still make a handsome male!"
"Umm, thank you." Kagome sent a thankful look towards Momoi when she stopped Aomine from physically getting up to break them apart.
"I was thinking of adding a new member to the Host Club," Tamaki said, not noticing Kagome freezing at the mention, "You can transfer to Ouran Academy and help us hosts who had too much free time on our hands to charm the ladies, who also have so much free time to spare!"
'So some rich people are clueless to reality,' Kagome thought, sending a glare at the tan basketball player when he began to snicker loudly, "I don't think..."
"Hmm, perhaps you would make a good 'Servant' or 'Submissive' type?" Tamaki tilted his head before sniffling, "Ah! I wish I hadn't lost Kyouya in the crowd of commoners! He would know what to do!"
"Hell no!" Aomine called out roughly, causing Kagome to sigh and Tamaki to tremble, "If Kagome is going to be anyone's sub, she'll be mine!"
"You're starting to sound like Goldie from the other day, Master Aomine," Just the thought of Gilgamesh had Kagome twitching all over again, "And for all your information, outside of this job, I'm no one's servant!" Her smile turned frighteningly forced, causing Tamaki to whimper for his partner, "So then, Master-sama, what will you order?"
"K-Kyouya!"
