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What is this... I don't even ORZ
'A full house?'
Kagome blinked as she took a glance at all the tables, which had mostly been filled by this strangely busy day.
Even Levi had shown up for a cup of tea and though his expression was that of his usual impassiveness, she could tell he was slightly irritated by the noise in the café.
'The only one who didn't show up is that blond rich kid clueless to reality.' Kagome thought, shuddering at the thought of his promise that he would come again, only with his friends so they learn the ways of the 'commoner maid café'.
'Still, I think I would rather have the rich kid here than the God,' She took a chance to look at Gilgamesh, who was (thankfully) entertaining himself with their most expensive wine rather than harassing her, 'Aomine is oddly quiet when he's around...'
Either way, she didn't have to time to ponder when she had orders to serve.
'Strawberry shortcake,' Kagome hurried back into the main room, moving swifter than usual so she could keep up with their customers, 'This is Misaki-chan's order...'
The Miko really should have seen it coming with her luck.
She tripped.
'Seriously!?' Kagome thought, vaguely hearing various cries of her names as she slowly moved so she was on her knees, 'Does fate hate me that much?' She ignored the food that had been smeared over her face in the fall.
"How unsightly, Priestess," Gilgamesh's amused voice sounded in front of her and she sent him a weak glare, "But since you are under my service, I will do you the honour of allowing you to take my hand."
"Shut it, Goldie," Aomine's voice was behind her, and though she could hear a slight tremble in it, she had to admit he was being pretty daring to talk back to such a powerful God (not that he knew that, of course), "Oi, Kagome! I didn't think you were such a klutz!"
Kagome let out a silent sigh, noticing that everyone with the exception of Levi had stood up to see if she was okay, 'How embarrassing...'
She really needed a distraction.
~00~
"What was that noise!?"
Shippou slammed open the door and moved into the main room, blinking when he noticed a group of customers crowded in one area, "What the hell is goi–!?" He gasped in horror at the sight.
"Oh, Shippou-chan," Kagome murmured, "It was nothing. I just fell is all," She said quietly, but when no response came, she furrowed her brows, "Shippou-chan?"
Shippou looked as though he didn't even hear her as his wide green eyes zeroed in on her face, "W-what is that?" He asked shakily, "Suspicious white stuff all over your face?" He took a step back, noting her suggestive position on her knees between two males, who were standing both in front of her and behind her, "Surrounded by so many people?"
"What...?" Kagome touched her face, wiping away some whipped cream, "Shippou-chan, it's definitely not what your perverted mind is thinking..." She began, but the fox was too lost in delusions to hear.
"How did this even happen?" Shippou asked no one in particular as his face twitched like he was broken, "Kagome, you can't even hold hands with the guy you like without having a blushing fit!" He cried out, much to the Miko's embarrassment and to the interest of a few males, "Have you plunged into a world of depravity without me even noticing!?"
"Shut up!" Kagome screeched, immediately standing so she could stomp her way to Shippou, "And use your damn nose!" She hissed low enough, "A man whore like you should be able to tell the difference between whipped cream and... a-and–!" She couldn't even bring herself to say the word
"Oh, Kagome! You should have come to me if you wanted to learn such things!" Shippou sniffled as he wrapped his arms tightly around her shoulders, "You will always remain pure in my eyes, no matter what depths you sink to!"
"S-shut the hell up!" Kagome wanted to find the nearest hole to crawl into when she felt the many eyes of the customers piercing into her person, "G-go die, Shippou!"
And from the lone table in the corner, Levi could only roll his eyes and sip calmly at his tea as Kagome shrieked at the redhead owner while everyone else simply looked on – Goldie and Tan looking just a little too interested.
'So damn noisy...'
