"Um I think it is equal" my eyes motion down and he lets out his beautiful bark of a laugh. Then he rolls off of me. I wish I was as strong as him to hold him there but I' not so I let him go.

There is a cold wet feeling all over especially in the dick region. I am trying to figure out the best option here and he saves me. He shudders and bolts up.

"Damn, now that is not right." Looking back at me he must see something on my face because he laughs again. "Oh, come on it's funny. Here how about this, I will take the hall shower you use yours and we meet back here?"

I flap my face hole at him a few times but nothing manages to come out so I just nod. He grabs my hand and pulls me up like I am a rag doll, kisses my nose and whistles as he goes down the hall. I don't move til I hear him from down the hall.

"Make it snappy cupcake, don't think just do." Who the hell is he?

I move but the whole time I can't figure out who this man is. Normally showering is a very quick in and out thing. I have always had problems with the echoing of a bathroom and the sterile coldness. This time I stand under the spray just trying to figure this all out.

I have no clue how long I am there until I here a knuckle wrap on the door followed by a much softer then before voice.

"Are you okay? Ed? Do you need more time?" The body wash shoots out of my hands and bounces all around the shower as I try to catch it and turn in circles I hit my shoulder on the water knob. Then my feet slip and I go down hard ass first.

Another knock, this time panicked "Jesus Fucking Christ! What the hell is going on in there?" He really sounds ready to break down the door as I sit here with the water running cold and still haven't caught the damn bottle.

I can't help it, I laugh, which hurts my ass that hit the damn marble tile hard. So it is more of a laugh wince kind of thing but yup I laugh.

"I can't see the funny here Ed. You have been in there forty minutes now and then I hear world war three going down and a lot of swearing."

I try to calm myself at least enough to answer him. I think I manage as I pull myself up.

"I'm fine just lost track of time. I will be right out." I don't think it came out as smooth as it did in my head. I am sure he is waiting on the other side of the door, maybe even pacing and it starts the giggles all over again.