"Why is he here?!" shouted Eleven when Ten and Ace walked through the door of the TARDIS. Ten wiped his face quickly.
"He is here because you are incompetent without him. You never channel your past, so I thought I'd bring it along for the ride, eh?" Ace explained, walking to the console.
"Who else could you possibly need?" asked Ten.
"Your wife," replied Ace mischievously.
The TARDIS landed and Ace turned to everyone and said, "Stay put," and left.
"Why do we need to stay put exactly?" asked John.
"She can't have us seeing anything, right?" suggested Clara.
"No, she doesn't care what we see. Think about last time, she had no concern for that at all. So why should she this time?" replied Sherlock.
"Wait, there was a last time?" asked Clara.
"Yes, don't you remember? You were a dragon!" exclaimed John.
"A what?" Clara asked. Just then, Ace busted through the door, with an unconscious River Song in tow.
"A little help?" she coughed under her weight.
They dragged River aboard and Eleven stared at Ace angrily.
"Why is she unconscious?" he asked.
"The version of her I grabbed last time was older than this, so she didn't remember me. And if you didn't know me, would you come with me? I mean, look at me!" explained Ace.
"How'd you knock her out?" asked Eleven. Ace pulled a coke from River's pocket, cracked it open, and chugged it.
"Easy, and none of your concern," explained Ace vaguely.
"It is very much my concern," Eleven said irritably.
"Oh shut up, Doctor," Ace took another swig of coke, "She's fine." She began flying the TARDIS into empty space. She finished her coke, and brought out three Red Bulls. She chugged them all and crushed them onto her head.
Sherlock, John, Ten, Eleven, and Ten just stared at her as she let out a large belch and settled onto the bench beside the console.
"That's better;" she said perkily, "The paradox isn't as bad, so three should be fine for now."
"What the hell?" muttered Ten.
"I need the caffeine to hold the paradox you guys are producing. Now, on to timelines. You've all got to know here you are in your lives," said Ace, "For dear Sherlock and John it's three weeks after our last encounter. Three weeks of hell for their poor memories. Yowzah. Now, for young Doctor over there, he's lost Rose and met Donna Noble. Now he's all alone. I figured I'd grab you then, you could use a bit of adventure. Eleven just picked up Clara after losing the Ponds. River was there, and speaking of her, she's just seen Eleven for the first time."
"Okay, why do we need to know this?" asked Ten.
"I figured you'd want to know so you don't reveal anything too important to each other or anything," replied Ace.
River sat up with a gasp. She looked around at Ten, Eleven, Sherlock, John, Clara, and Ace with confusion.
"You're fine, River. You're in the TARDIS, I need your help," said Ace.
"Who are you?" asked River.
Ace hopped over to River, placed two fingers to her forehead, and held them there. River shivered and closed her eyes.
"What are you doing?" demanded Eleven.
"Relax, sweetie. Just transferring some information," replied Ace. River blinked as Ace pulled away her fingers.
"A friend, that's who I am, that is all. You must never relay a single bit of what I just showed you to anyone, understand?" Ace said seriously to River. River nodded and stood up.
"I've got to come up with a game plan, so go and explore for a minute. I've got to mull over the situation now that you're all here," ordered Ace. And they went their separate ways as Ace lay on the floor, thinking.
Dudes, this is where it gets good. Be ready for Chapter Four.
Thanks for reading! XD
