After Papyrus and his bwarl with Asgore, Asgore being the winner but he was hit by Sans, Sans stayed with Asgore only for a small amount of time, before going to Undyne before Papyrus got there.
Undyne was still pissed that Alphys was sided with that glamourous asshole Mettaton. She just stayed home and practiced the piano for the time being.
Wait! Papyrus's cooking lesson is now! Undyne gathered her cooking supplies and lade them atop her stove. She waited, but Papyrus wasn't there. She was about to put everything back until-
Sans was in her house. How the hell did he get in her house. "heya undyne. i just came by to ask you somethin'" Sans smiled as he drank some ketchup he brought with him.
"Wow wow wow first off how the hell did you get in my house?" Undyne questioned. Sans only shrugged.
"shortcut."
Undyne hated it when he made some dumb excuses. Undyne conjured a spear in her hand. "What do you want, just ask your DUMB question PUNK." Undyne glared as Sans was fine with this.
"you see, king fluff'o buns were just in a fight, because of a reason." Sans smiles, but his pupils disappear. Undyne feels her senses, in a very bad position. "asgore says you say papyrus can't join the royal gaurd because he is to...nice?"
"He would die in battle, he is to nice that he would be dust if he TOUCHED the battlefeild." Undyne states.
"let him in. he is deserves it." Sans glares. "NO!" Undyne yelled as she conjured a spear. A gasterblaster appeared behind Sans and a large light glowed inside it. Before the projectile could shoot, Undyne leaped onto Sans. Sans teleported as she touched him, just before she could hurt him. Sans was now behind Undyne, shooting bones from under her only for her to jump up into more bones.
"NYAAAAAAAGGGHHH!" Undyne shouted as a spear whisked past Sans's head. Gasterblasters surrounded Undyne, only for her to dodge them all by a swift jump. Sans snarled before more bones attacked Undyne. She was getting hit, but she didn't care. Undyne threw a green spear at Sans, for it didn't hurt him, but it turned him the color of green. Sans tried to teleport out of it, but has no luck doing so.
"Now that your green, you can't run away!" Undyne yelled. Spears rampaged Sans as he tried his best dodging them all, but to his luck, he did... Somehow. Sans grew tired of this annoying battle and decided to end it there.
Undyne was covered in blue and light getting smashed into the side of her house, then the other side. Sans smile grew as she had this happen to her again and again, only for him to stop.
Undyne fell to the floor on her hands and knees, coughing up blood. "O-ok! I'll let him in the stupid guard!" Undyne yelled struggling to her feet. Sans placed his pupils back into place and walked to help Undyne.
"good choice, ." Sans smiled before healing Undyne with some ketchup, which she was most definitely not fond of.
"I don't think your drink choice is better then your fighting." Undyne laughed. Sans laughed with her, cause why not? When you beat someone's ass, you gotta laugh with them.
"meh. well, paps is comin' soon, gotta go." Sans smiled before dissapearing. But the place where he disappeared, had a small piece of folded paper there on the ground. Undyne picked up the paper, unfolded it, and there left a message in comic sans font.
Shortcut.
