A/N. Hi ChrisTheFox3 chapter 2 of Pranking the captain is up. I wont to thank: Animanga Knight for being my first story follower, Hidden within the Shadows for being the second and for YushiroUkitake being the third. And a huge thank you to YushiroUkitake to be the first the favourite the story. Im so glad people like the story.
And just remember flames will be used to heat the chocolate I dip my strawberries in.
P.s I edited chapter 1 so the grammar and spelling is better.
P.p.s im so sorry about the slow update. I-I forgot abot this fanfiction #blushes and scratches head nervously#
Disclaimer: Bleach belongs to Tite Kubo not me
Division 5 Sosuke Aizen
While Aizen was sleeping, Jushiro and shunsui sneaked into his office and put some tape on them (in the middle of the glasses, where they are connected) then they carefully put the glasses back, and waited for him to wake up. About an hour later Aizen got out of bed, and put his close and of course glasses on. (A/N: don't worry Jushiro and Shunsui looked away while he undressed) Aizen then begin to walk to the squad 5 barracks. Jushiro and Shunsui sneaked along not far behind, to see peoples reaction. When Aizen entered his office, the two old captains watched from the half opened door. So they could see Momo´s expression when she said "Uhm c-captain have you looked at your glasses." Aizen just calmly took his glasses of, and saw the tape. He just smiled a little, took the tape of and put his glasses back on. "it is probably just Gin making pranks again" Aizen said to Momo. Shunsui and Jushiro who was walking away. "Well that was no fun" Shunsui pouted. Jushiro who laughed warmly, just simply answered "well at least Aizen blamed Gin, so in some way we actually pranked Gin." Shunsui smirked a little at that answer.
Division 6 Byakuya Kuchiki
Shunsui and Jushiro bumped into Byakuya from behind. They all off course felt to the ground. Byakuya who quickly got up and brushed his hakama and haori free from dirt "may I ask why you two knocked me over" he said with his normal emotionless face and cold voice. Shunsui who now stood up, and helped Jushiro get up, just went over to Byakuya and patted him on the back and said "sorry Byakuya" with a goofy smile. What Byakuya didn't notice was that Shunsui had placed a note on Byakuya back that said "kick my noble ass". "Captain Kyouraku please stop patting my back and give me an explanation." "Well you see me and Jushiro" Shunsui begun while pointing at Jushiro "you see me and Juu just wanted to know who was the fastest , so we raced and we bumped into you. And that's about it" Shunsui finished. Byakuya just nodded and walked away. Juu and Shun watched him from the roof tops of course. But they soon realised the joke wasn't going to work on Byakuya. Because nobody, except Kenpachi of course, dared to kick Byakuya. And when kenpachi tried to kick some Kuchiki ass, Gin just tied him and dragged him away. Yachiru also tried but Byakuya just ignored here and Flashstepped away, Yachiru growed tired off trying, and just gave it up. When Byakuya was finally at his destination he just said, not even looking at them. "Better luck next time kyouraku and Ukitake." Shunsui didn't even get to say how the hell did he do that. Because Byakuya just simply said "I can feel your spiritual pressure kyouraku, you have obviously been drinking. And I just assumed Ukitake was with you, because of earlier, am I right"
Jushiro just simply said "yes" and the two old friends just Flashstepped away, they didn't notice Byakuya´s smirk.
Division 7 Saijin Komamura
The two captains where now headed for the 7 division to place some cats in his office. They of course did this while Komamura was out on a walk (LOL ya know because he has a wolf head and the dog is related to the wolf so…yeah he's taking a walk :D) Jushiro was the one that had got the cats (I don't know from where…) had made sure It was angry cats, so they would start hissing at Komamura, and you know hopefully he would start to bark at them. At least that was what Jushiro hoped. Shunsui would probably be happy just to see Komamura face when he noticed the cats. Well finally Komamura came into his office, but the cats didn't start to hish at him, like they did to Shunsui and Jushiro. No actually when Komamura sat down the cats jumped on his lap, and they purred. Jushiro and shunsui made the O_o face.
A/N: yeah after I had written the 7 division prank I realised that Komamura reveals he's wolf-head AFTER Gin, Kaname and Aizen leaves so…. Lets just say that because Jushiro and Shunsui are some of the oldest captains they seen his face before.
P.s could you people who read this please review, I wont to know what I can do better. So pleasssssssse reawiew.
