AN: shjt up prepz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!
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The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple.
In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.
"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic shark man with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing red lipstick. He didn't have glasses anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Hater's and there wasn't buff blowup arms anymore. He had a sexy English accent. He looked exactly like Joel Madden. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a hippie so I didn't get one you sicko.
"I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice.
"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned.
"My name's Emperor Awesome although most people call me Vampire these days." he grumbled.
"Why?" I exclaimed.
"Because I love the taste of alien blood." he giggled.
"Well, I am a vampire." I confessed.
"Really?" he whimpered.
"Yeah." I roared.
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Hater came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.
review by Who'stheuniverse'sultimateevildoerHAteR:
Awesome is in this story now?! ARGH, why does he get a cool nickname? And what's an English accent? HOW COME I DON'T TO BE A VAMPIRE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE? this story is stupid, everyone who reads is stupid, and you're stupid!
review by HaterxPeepers4ever:
Sixth chapter and I see no plot at all. Just random nonsense. Dominator, stop naming people who we don't know. And learn how to end a chapter, jeez. It's called a cliff-hanger, you might want to read up on it! I end all of my chapters with one and all of my fans love it!
And thecoolestinthegalaxy, change the password to my forum back. Just because you guessed my old, I have no idea how, it was brilliant!,, doesn't mean you can ruin my forum and just post your weird jokes!
review by sylviathezbornak:
I can't stop reading this. It's like watching a spaceship crash. Honestly, you haven't blown a planet up in a few days, so just keep doing this, I guess.
review by Who'stheuniverse'sultimateevildoerHAteR:
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EDIT REVIEWS BUT, pretend that I didn't call you stupid. NOT THAT I'M SCARED OF YOU OF COURSE, but, I just don't want you taking offense to it and then hurting me. Or worse, humiliating me!
review by Who'stheuniverse'sultimateevildoerHAteR:
PEEPERS, HOW DO YOU EDIT REVIEWS? everyone is going to think that I'm a loser!
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"Well, first of all, I don't think being a hippie stops anyone from getting a….anyway, I don't really know if you've been reading my reviews, Dominator, cause I surely would never drink anybody's blood, or call anybody a bastard, but um, the outfits are still awful nice! Maybe you have a future in alternative fashion, Dominator!"
