AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 gop reviuws. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Wnade isn't a Marie Sue ok je isn't perfect HES A SATANITS! n he has problemz hes depressed 4 gropz sake!

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Hater and I held our pale white bone and fur hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Hater. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Hater. We went into his room and locked the door. Then…

We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his thingy in mine and *censored for the eyes of the childrens* (c is dat stupid?)

"Oh Hater, Hater!" I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Hater's arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words… Vampire!

I was so angry.

"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.

"No! No! But you don't understand!" Hater pleaded. But I knew too much.

"No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have Fleas anyway!"

I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Hater ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire's classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Sourdough and some other people.

"VAMPIRE AWESOME, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled.

review by Who'stheuniverse'sultimateevildoerHAteR:

WHAT DID ME AND WANDER? what big you-know-what? Do you mean my chest? I bet you do! Hmm, it's all bones too. Impressed yet? ')

review by Who'stheuniverse'sultimateevildoerHAteR:

ARGH, pretend that was a winky face! stupid peepers won't tell me how to edit these!

review by HaterxPeepers4ever:

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review by sylviathezbornak:

whoa, Peepers, pretty sure that kids read these. Calm down, will you? Jeez, all of you need to calm down. It's just some dumb story Dominator wrote to mess with you all. That means you too, buddy. Just stop reading.

review by thecoolestinthegalaxy:

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review by thecoolestinthegalaxy:

hey, that joke was funny! this site is run by a bunch of losers! Ha! Just you guys wait!

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review by neverhurtstohelp500000000

Um, Dominator, did you know Hater is a skeleton? And I also really don't know why I'd be so upset about him and Awesome–scuse me, Vampire–being with each other or why I'd call him something so nasty,,,Dominator, I know we haven't known each other that long, but you really seem to not understand my personality very well! Maybe we should talk about it over tea sometime! :D

review by neverhurtstohelp500000000

I know, Syl, but she's trying her best,,,and doing something that isn't destroying our whole galaxy,,,but I'm a little concerned she thinks I'd actually do all this and that I'm also a vampire and no offense to vampires I've met a few and they're lovely people but I do not drink blood nor would I ever?