AN: stop flassing ok! if u do de prep!

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Everyone in the class stared at me and then Hater came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.

"Wander, it's not what you think!" Hater screamed sadly.

My friend B'loody Sylvia smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her pretty Mowawk gothic red hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had nice blue skin that she was wearing blue makeup on. Sylvia was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Dominator killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Zbornak. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. )

"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!" Sourdough demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.

"Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Hater!" I shouted at him.

Everyone gasped.

I don't know why Wander was so mad at me. I had went out with Vampire (I'm bi and so is Wander) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Brad, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)

"But I'm not going out with Hater anymore!" said Vampire.

"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Hater and then I started to bust into tears.

review by Who'stheuniverse'sultimateevildoerHAteR:

Uh, Dominator, I'm like 99.9% sure that Wander is gay. Jeez, do you know anything? Don't take that as an insult.

Edit: Had to ask that weird guy how to do these things. Angie or whatever. The nerdy one. Not Peepers. See, Peepers, I can do things without your help!

Edit: I would just like to say that I would NEVER cheat on anyone. So, take note ;)

review by SmashtaglifeofthepArTy:

Hm, Hater and me? Huh, I'll take it.

review by HaterxPeepers4ever:

Since my last review was rudely deleted, I will calmly point out that Awesome and Hater would never date in a thousand years. Hater has very very high standards and there is no way that Awesome could ever meet them! Besides, Hater needs someone more on the brain side of things. Someone who is smart, hardworking, dedicated, and handsome. Which is why all of you should read my series! Just started the second one, I'm on chapter twenty. Should be double the length of the first one!

review by sylviathezbornak:

well, I'm in this now, I guess. Got a nice description and everything. Backstory is a little wishy-washy for me, but I'll take it. And yes, my hair IS pretty, about time someone agreed.

review by thecoolestinthegalaxy:

Okay, so this kid asks his mom for a dog for his birthday and you know what his mom says?

"No, you'll be getting a space turkey like every other year!"

HA

edit by thecoolestinthegalaxy:

you see it's funny because space turkeys are full of deadly poison so his mom is basically killing her kid with his birthday dinner. LMAOOOOOO

edit by thecoolestinthegalaxy:

okay, how come only sylviathezbornak gave me a thumbs up for that one? That was hilarious!

review by neverhurtstohelp5000000

Sylvia's description was very nice! Even though I'm pretty sure none of that happened to her, I've met her mother and they look an awful lot alike. Also, you may not have known, this is just a minor quip but, I wouldn't act this way to poor Awesome at all and also I'm gay? This is just me giving constructive criticism though cause I promised Sylvia I wouldn't get worried about this anymore haha!

review by neverhurtstohelp5000000

Also can one of you kind folks tell me about what's going on with all this slitherin' and griffin door and hog wart stuff?