Chapter 11.
AN: i sed stup flaming up prepz! c if dis chaptr is srupid!1111 it delz wit rly sris issus! sp c 4 urself if itz ztupid brw fangz 2 ma frend bot 13 4 hleping me!
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"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied! B'loody Sylvia tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. Peepers chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.
Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Sordogh was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Scrwball masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.
"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU HIPPIES OR WHAT!" I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly Awespme ran in.
"Abra Kedavra!" he yelled at Sourdough and Scrwball pointing his womb. I took my gun and shot Sourdough and Scrwball a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Peppers ran in. "Wander, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted looking at Sourdough and Scrwball and then he waved his wand and suddenly…
Westley ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.
"What do you know, Westly? You're just a little Hogwarts student!"
"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT…." Westley paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"
"This cannot be." Sourdough said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Peppers wand had shot him. "There must be other factors."
"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in madly.
Scrwball held up the camera triumelephantly. "The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!"
I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood.
"Why are you doing this?" Scrwball said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook.
And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.
"BECAUSE…BECAUSE…." Westly said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.
"Because you're goffic?" Sordouh asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan.
"Because I LOVE HIM!"
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review by Who'stheuniverse'sultimateevildoerHAteR:
just reminding you that I'm not reading this until I'm brought back to life! And I'm making Peepers stop too! So unless you want to lose ALL of your readers, Hater better star in a new chapter soon!
edit by Who'stheuniverse'sultimateevildoerHAteR:
fyi, Dominator, pretty sure that Wander never bathes or showers.
review by HaterxPeepers4ever:
Westley is dead, Dominator. He can't sing any songs because Sylvia and Wander blew him up with a bomb. Really uncalled for but what can you do? And none of the watchdogs would ever love Wander! Ever! They are far too trained for that nonsense!
—reply by thecoolestinthegalaxy:
Speaking hypothetically here, but what's the difference between blowing someone up with a bomb, and, oh, let's say, I don't know! Feeding some obnoxious creep to a pit monster? I don't see the difference either soooooooooo
—-reply by sylviathezbornak:
What.
—reply by thecoolestinthegalaxy:
I said hypothetically. :) Unless you have changed your weird moral code in the last couple of weeks, I have never attempted to feed anyone to anything. :)
review by sylviathezbornak:
well, I honestly have no idea what was going on in this chapter but it was entertaining so nice job, I guess.
edit by sylviathezborkank:
Also, why do certain people have two accounts? Oh, wait, don't tell me
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review by neverhurtstohelp5000000
DOMINATOR TO BE FRANK I AM NOT VERY HAPPY WITH YOU AT THE MOMENT. I WOULD NOT SHOOT ANYBODY WITH ANY GUN EVEN IF THEY HAD CAUGHT ME AT A COMPROMISING TIME. I WOULD ALSO NOT TELL ANYONE TO EFF OFF, ESPECIALLY NOT MY BEST FRIEND SYLVIA. I AM QUITE A BIT CROSS!
review by neverhurtstohelp5000000
I REALIZE THAT THERE IS ANOTHER CHAPTER UPLOADED AS I SPEAK, BECAUSE I SPEND ENOUGH TIME EACH DAY TRYING TO LOG IN TO THIS HERE WEBSITE, BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THIS CHAPTER IN PARTICULAR MADE ME UPSET
review by neverhurtstohelp5000000
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO TURN THE CAPS LOCK OFF
