Chapter 12.
AN: stop f,aing ok wesley is a hippie 2 a lot of ppl in spce skoolz r lik dat I wunted 2 adres da ishu! how du u no sougdogh iant kristian plus wesley isn't really in luv wif wander dat was kasmere ok!
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I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Harer had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together.
"NO!" I THOUGHT IT WAS WESley but it was Vampire. He started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY ARMS HURTS!" and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.
I stopped. "How did u know?"
"I saw it! And my arms turned back into the buff blow up arms!"
"NO!" I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have a buff blow up arms anymore!" I shouted.
"I do but Demuura changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my arms hurt and it turned back into the bufft! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Hater….Domitor has him bondage!"
Anyway I was in the school nurse's office now recovering from my slit wrists. Sorgdogh and Scerball and WESELEY were there too. They were going to St. Mango's after they recovered cause they were hippies and you can't have those fucking hippies teaching in a school with lots of hot woods. Peepers had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.
Anyway Westley came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.
"Wando I need to tell u somethnig." he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the roses.
"Fuck off." I told him. "You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don't like fucked up preps like you." I snapped. Westley had been mean to me before for being gottik.
"No Wando." Wesyley says. "Those are not roses."
"What, are they goffs too you poser prep?" I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses.
"I saved your life!" He yelled angrily. "No you didn't I replied." "You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- video made from your shower scene and being vued by Sourdugh and Scrball." Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong) to it he added silently.
"Whatever!" I yelled angirly.
He pointed his wand at the pink roses. "These aren't roses." He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty that's all you haD TO SAY! .
"That's not a spell that's an MCR song." I corrected him wisely.
"I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes." Then he screamed. "Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio(4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for bot 13 I love you rbot!)imo noto okayo!"
And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. Now I knew he wasn't a prep.
"OK I believe you now wtf is Hrater?"
Wesytley rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing.
"U c, Wannder," Peeypers said, watching the two of us watching the flame. "2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) u mst find urslf 1st, k?"
"I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!" Westley yelled. PEEPpers lookd shockd. I guess he didn't have a headache or else he would have said something back.
Wesley stormed off back into his bed. "U r a liar, cmannder peeperss!"
Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring (if u don't know who she iz ur a prep so fuk off!) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss.
"You look kawai, hippie." B'loody Sylvia said sadly. "Fangs (geddit) you do too." I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Sordugh and Scwball couldn't spy on me this time. I went to some classes. Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all depressed because Hater had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Hater. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff.
"Hi." he said in a depressed way. "Hi back." I said in an wqually said way.
We both looked at each other for some time. Awesome had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Haters. Then… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other.
"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" shouted Professor Breezaa who was watching us and so was everyone else.
"Vampire you fucker!" I said slapping him. "Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Hater!" I shouted and then I ran away angrily.
Just then he started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY ARMS HURTS!" and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.
"NO!" I ran up closer.
"I thought you didn't have a blow up arms anymore!" I shouted.
"I do but Demurraa changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Hater….Domintor has him bondage!"
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SPECIAL FANGZ 2 BOT 13 MY GOFFIX BLOOD RBOT WTF UR SUPPOZD 2 RIT DIS!11111111
HEY BOT 13 DO U KNOW WHERE MY CORRIDANTES I
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review by Who'stheuniverse'sultimateevildoerHAteR:
so, since I guess I'm not dead anymore I can continue reading! I know you were dying to see what I had to say! ;) ;) all of you do! anyway, I don't know why everyone is in love with Wander in this, he's not THAT cute, jeez. also Wander would never date Awesome ever.
Edit: what is "bondage"? and, uh, so you kidnapped me? Ha, I was joking all of those times I called this story stupid! Definitely! So, there's no need for you to hurt me in anyway because of some grudge, just a reminder!
review by HaterxPeepers4ever:
Dominator, this story is rapidly speeding downhill and that's saying something. I thought the original chapters were bad! But at least they had some sense of coherency. And, though, this might be an unpopular opinion, Wander/Awesome should be endgame! Lord Hater deserves much better than those two!
review by sylviathezbornak:
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uh, you two do know the site has a messaging feature right? You can take your weird jokes somewhere else. We have standards here.
review by westleythebestley:
wow! So, this is the story everyone has been talking about! And I'm in it! Wow! I don't know what a "goff" is or why I am one, but that's fine! Just glad to be a big player in this story!
edit: So, I have a crush on Wander? Seems like a lot of people in here have a crush on him, actually. Well, he's likable, I can see why!
—reply by Who'stheuniverse'sultimateevildoerHAteR:
Peepers! A ghost is reading this story! And reviewing it! Or he's a zombie. Huh, kind of unclear, isn't it?
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review by neverhurtstohelp5000000
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review by neverhurtstohelp5000000
I am so sorry I have never been more sorry in my life than I am today I'm so sorry to each and every one of you folks who had to read that. I have been so irresponsible with what children can see on this website. Dominator I should have never told you to eff off uncensored or in any form. Especially when my horribly flawed and awful reasoning was partially that you kept making me say that in your story and also shot people with a gun. Saying I "loathed to say it" beforehand didn't cancel out anything I actually said I'm reporting myself to the website staff and also probably the space police. I am so sorry and I hope from the bottom of my heart you can forgive me but I understand if you can't after what I said I regret it I am going to try to learn from this and become a better person and I
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