Chapter 14.
AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Bot 13 fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists. PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 gropp revoiws!
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WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.
We ran to where Domuinatr was. It turned out that Dominator wasn't there. Instead the ugly bot who killed Cashmere was. Hater was there crying tears of blood. Bot 42 was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Bot 42.
"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" they shouted as we started shooting them with the gun they Then suddenly they looked at me and they fell down with a lovey-dovey look in their optical. "WanderIloveyouwiluhavesexwithme." they said. (in dis they are a robot so theyre not a hippie ok)
"Huh?" I asked.
"Wando I love you will you have sex with me?" asked Bot 42. I started laughing crudely. "What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard." I said angrily. Then I stabbed them in the side. Volcanium X pored out of it like a fountain.
"Nooooooooooooo!" they screamed. They started screaming and running around. Then they fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.
"Bot 42 what art thou doing?" called Dominator. Then… she started coming! We could hear her sneakers clacking to us. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.
"What's wrong honey?" asked Hater taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah pls kill me haha jk) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.
"Its so unfair!" I yielded. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other hippies and preps here except for B'loody Sylvia, because she's not ugly or anything."
"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such fucking hippies." answered Hater.
"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Sorudgh and Scrwball took a video of me naked. Westley says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Bot 42 is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Hater! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory wander isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told him hes pretty) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away.
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review by Who'stheuniverse'sultimateevildoerHAteR:
GUESS WHO'S BACK, LADIES! I'm finally back in the action! Ha! oh, and Dominator, even though Wander is the type to tell someone to fuck off, he would never kill anyone. He's way too lame to go through with it. He would probably just adopt your dumb robot or something wandery like that
edit: still don't know what you-know-what is. Since you mentioned that it was big, I assume you meant my chest? Haha, I know! ;) been working out. one thousand push ups every morning. did I say a thousand, i meant a million!
–reply by thecoolestinthegalaxy:
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–reply by sylviathezbornak:
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–reply by HaterandPeepers4ever:
uh, with all due respect, sir, you do realize you're a skeleton, right? You don't have ANY muscles, even if you did do a pushup. or a "million" of them.
–reply by thecoolestinthegalaxy:
see? your robot or whatever agrees!
–reply by HaterandPeepers4ever:
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review by smashtaglifeoftheparty:
wait, this is where Wander told, uh, her, to fuck off right? Sweet! maybe he isn't such a wimp after all!
review by stellastarbella:
MITTENS IS TYPING THIS FOR ME, I JUST WANTED TO CONGRATULATE WANDER ON TELLING THAT AWFUL VILLAIN TO FUCK OFF. I'VE SAID THE SAME TO MANDRAKE MULTIPLE TIMES BEFORE, HOW DO YOU TURN CAPS LOCK OFF
review by beezatheflea:
well, wander, i agree with you telling dominator to fuck off. personally, i would have done it without all the yelling, but hey, we all do what fits us the best
review by cutestinthegalaxy:
wow, wander, did you really tell Dominator to fuck off? That doesn't sound very nice of you!
–reply by sylviathezbornak:
hey, wait, are you even old enough for this site? Get the flarp off, little bits!
–reply by cutestinthegalaxy:
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review by Jeff:
what if, instead of spreading all of this hate and telling each other to fuck off, we just shared a hug and ended it all?
-reply by thecoolestinthegalaxy:
I'm blocking you if you ever add your pretentious hippie bs to my fic again.
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review by neverhurtstohelp500000
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–reply by thecoolestinthe galaxy
wow, wander. this LANGUAGE
review by neverhurtstohelp500000
I AM T RYIGNG SO HARD
review by neverhurtstohelp500000
I LOVE YOUR STORY DOMINATOR AND IM STUCK ON CAPS LOCK AGAIN BUT IM LOVING EVERYTHING. YOUR CONSIDERATION WITH THE CHAPTER WARNINGS AND DISTINCTIVE WRITING STYLE ARE TOP NOTCH HUGS FROM BINGLEBORP PLEASE DONTR FLAG THIS
