Chapter 16.
AN: u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut prepz! bot 13 u suk u fuken bich gimme mah fukijn currodiates ur supsd 2 rit dis! Bot 13 wtf u bich ur suposd to dodis! BTW fangz 2 haterandpeepers4ever 4 techin muh japnese!
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We ran happily to Hogsmede. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly. MCR were there playing 'Helena'. I was so fucking happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Hater thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn't matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Hater was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn't them at all. It was.,….. Domintor and da Death Dealers!
"Wtf Hater im not going to a concert wid u!" I shouted angrily. "Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them"
"What cause we…you know…" he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don't like to talk a bout you-know-what.
"Yeah cause we you know!" I yielded in an angry voice.
"We won't do that again." Hater promised. "This time, we're going with an ESCORT."
"OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?" I asked. "So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?"
"NO." he muttered loudly.
"R u becoming a prep or what?" I shootd angrily.
"Wando ! I'm not! Pls come with me!" He fell down to his knees and started singing 'Da world is black' by GC to me.
I was flattened cause that's not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!
"OK then I guess I will have to." I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room.
B'loody Sylvia was standing there. "Hajimemashite gurl." she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz 'how do u do' in japanese). "BTW Beeo Boop that fucking poser got expuld. they failed al their klasses and they skepped math." (an: BOT 13 U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!)
"It serves that fuking bich right." I laughed angrily.
Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. "Maybe Beep Boop will die too." I said.
"Kawai." B'loody Saliva shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. "Oh yeah o have a confession after they got expuld I murdered them and den scrwball did it with them cause he's a hippie."
"Kawai." I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.
"OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with Hrater tonight in Hogsmeade with mcr." I sed. " I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA."
B'Loody Silva Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. "Omfg totally lets go shopping."
"In Hot Topic, right?" I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.
"No." My head snaped up.
'WHAT?" my head spuin. I could not believe it. "B'Loody Sylvia are u a PREP?"
"NOOOO!NOOOO!" She laughed. "I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that's all."
"Hu told u abut them" I askd sure it would be Hater or Demurra or Vampire(don't even SAY that nam to me!). Or me.
"Peepers." She sed. "Let me just call our broms."
"OMFFG PEPPRES?" I asked quietly.
"Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk." She told me. "Come on let's go."
We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN DOMINATOR EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE and she gave me a few dresses. "We only have these for da real goffs."
"Da real goffs?" Me and B'Loody Sylvia asked.
"Yah u wouldn't believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday scrball and sorudough tried to buy a goffic camera pouch." She shook her head. "I dint even no they had a camera."
"OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!" I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.
"Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit" The salesperson said.
"Yeah it looks totlly hot." said B'Loody Sylvia.
"You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?" she asked.
"Yeah I am actually." I looked back at him. "Hey BTW my name's wnder dark'ness dementia BOT 9 threat what's yours?"
"Dom Ator." she said and ran a hand through her white-natural hair. "maybe I'll see you there tonight."
"Yeah I don't think so cause I am going there with my bf hater you sick hippie!" I yelled angrily, but before she could beg me to go with her, Westley flew in on his black broom looking worried. "OMFG WANBO U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!"
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review by HaterandPeepers4ever:
Uh, I'm just passing this message on for Lord Hater. Because, and I am quoting him as he yells this right into my ears, "If Wander gets together with Dominator in this, I refuse to read another chapter! At all!" And I'm cutting the rest for length.
Dominator, you know Wander is gay, right?
and aren't you gay?
Oh wait, this story doesn't have ANY logic at all! It never did and it never will!
–reply by thecoolestinthegalaxy:
you have ears?
–reply by HaterandPeepers4ever:
one, don't ask. two, is that honestly the only thing you got from my review?
–reply by thecoolestinthegalaxy:
(~˘▾˘)~
review by sylviathezbornak:
well, wander isn't the only one with a kill count in here, I guess.
and wander is gay, dominator.
review by stellastarbella:
WANDER DID YOU SEE MY LAST REVIEW? BECAUSE YOU NEVER RESPONDED. THOUGH THAT MIGHT BECAUSE YOU WERE FLAGGED. DID YOU TELL DOMINATOR TO FUCK OFF AGAIN GOOD DOF VGBUJNKMDKDIFUFFFR FFNK
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I'M SORRY MITTENS LAID DOWN ON THE KEYBoard and oh look! caps lock is off now, he must have figured it out! wander i think you have to hiT THE OH IT"S BACK ON AGAIN NEVER MIND
ANYWAY GOOD FOR YOU, WANDER. SPEAK YOUR MIND
review by thecoolestinthegalaxy:
alright i'm bored so i'll stop flagging your guys' lame reviews for now.
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just look at that face! man, I'm going to have to start making my own, they fit any situation!
review by jeff:
*flagged for violating community guidelines*
–reply by thecoolestinthegalaxy:
I still have SOME standards, jeez.
review by neverhurtstohelp5000000
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