Chapter 26: The Magical Library
"Ah! Ano, aren't you guys that gang on the train last time? Um...the..."Wendy asked them.
"You remember us?! Boss! She remembers us!"The lackeys cried out tears of joy.
"You-you remember us!"
"Who are you guys? How do you know Wendy?"Erza unsheathed her sword bringing it to their necks.
"A-Ma'm we're the Jiggly butt gang, you can ask the little girl she's our goddess,"The leader of the group stuttered.
"So you guys ARE THE ONES WHO PUT WENDY IN THAT HORRIBLE OUTFIT LAST TIME?"Erza glared at them.
"What are you talking about it's not horrible! It looks awesome on her." The leader pulled out an outfit.
"It's this."
Carla gawked at the outfit,ripping it to shreds. This was what Wendy wore last time. The outfit looks hideous. I don't even know why she agreed to wear it.
"You people are truly demons to make Wendy wear something like this!"
"That's right!Ever since that train accident Carla has been having nightmare's of multiple Wendy's chasing after her in that outfit!"Erza and Cana backed Carla up. Upon hearing that Carla fainted. Not that nightmare again...
The leader of the gang sniffled and gathered his lackeys up.
"You hear that? We gave them nightmares! We're truly terrible!"
"I bet if we keep on scaring people like that we'll become famous as evil,right boss?"
They turned around and started laughing.
"What's so funny?"Cana took out her cards.
"You guys should be ashamed of yourselves! To do that so someone wayy younger than you guys!"Chelia pouted.
"Eh? What are you talking about? We are a terrible force of evil called the-JIGGLY BUTT GANG!" The gang flashed their butts at Erza.
"We already know your name, now you guys made this mess of books clean it up now!" Erza ordered. Disgusting, I can't believe they just did that.
"You heard the lady! Clean them up Lackeys!"
"What about you? You were the one to knock them down!"
"Na-you guys are talking back to me? 36 PUSH-UPS NOW!"
The two lackeys started doing pushups.
"Hey now that i think of it, are you guys comedians?"Chelia asked.
"We are NOT COMEDIANS!WE COMMIT TRULY EVIL DEEDS,and use our farts to steal by force!" The boss told Chelia. This girl is ticking me off.
Erza clapped and smiled saying,"Nice introduction, WHAT ARE you GUYS DOING HERE?"
"Well you see ma'm, every in the criminal underworld knows that Fairy Tail is seeking some sort of treasure that will turn the world around. SO if we snatch it then we'll be the rulers of the world,"The Jiggly Butt Gang paled and started inching away from Erza's sword.
"NO YOU WON'T!" Wendy protested.
"Eh? Wendy why are you wearing that costume?"Chelia looked surprised. Uh, looks like Carla fainted again.
"What did I tell you guys?Give up being evil and looks toward your future you guys are good people!You guys are forcing yourselves to be evil!Find your true self! Make your future!" Wendy told them in a serious tone, handing them a flyer of Fairy Tail.
Chelia and Cana looked at Wendy like she was crazy. Is she totally serious about this? Yeah, she definitely is, i wonder why though.
"That's our goddess!"
"What should we do boss?Why are we criminals crying like this?We believe we our true selves is to be evil! But we'll go along with you guys if one of you will go by our rules,"The group held up another costume.
"Fine then,"Erza quickly changed and put a flowed in her hair.
"Now tell me if you guys are truly evil then how proud are you guys of this black costume?Tell me right now what the art of true evil is!"
Chelia protested,"We are kind of getting off task here."
"No we aren't! I refuse to dance to the tune of morons who call themselves evil! I will beat this twisted nature out of you guys!"ERza started having a glaring contest with the Boss of the Gang.
Chelia and Wendy started dragging Cana away from the contest.
"Where are we going?"
"This is probably Erza's strategy, for her to distract them while we look for the clock part."
"Though she does look a bit serious but that does make sense, here's a card. I'll contact you Wendy when we find that clock piece,"Cana forked over a call Cana for help card.
"Are you sure you're going to stay?"Carla asked worried to death.
"Yes I am, after all i'm their Goddess right?"
Carla facepalmed."Don't tell me you like that outfit."
Before Wendy could answer to that, Cana and Chelia started running to a certain point, Carla tried to carry both Cana and Chelia down the deep abyss of the soon Chelia started slipping out of Carla's grip.
"Ah, don't worry about me, I can use my magic after all i'm a wind god slayer."
"Could this be it?"
"Yeah it probably is, what Lucy predicted, this line," Cana pointed at some words written down on a sheet of paper.
"All the books here have to do with ancient magic, so all of these books should be the wisdom in the line, now the clock piece should be here somewhere."
Carla flew around trying every book to look for some hidden switches, a horrid smell entered the place. THis smell is familiar.
"Watch out! It's one of the JIggly Butt Gang's attacks!"Carla shouted out the warning. Too late, Cana fell over leaning on a bookshelf causing it to fall over.
"Hey! It's a secret passage! Maybe it opened up because of that awful smell!" Chelia started bounding in there, pushing open the door in the way.
The clock piece sat there.
Cana picked up her card and called Wendy.
Wendy notified Erza,"Cana found it."
"OH! You guys found the treasure?"The boss of the gang jumped up in the air and smashing his ass into Erza's face.
"Sorry but we'll be taking it! Our special attack!"The Jiggly Butt Gang started running off leaving behind an Erza that looked like she had just seen Death and a worried Wendy.
The Gang Bounded up to where Cana was and fired their attack.
Cana,Chelia, and Carla were on the ground twitching.
"What a vulgar skill!"
The Gang snatched the clock piece and ran back toward the entrance, halfway through the way out Erza stood there in her Black Wing Empress Armour(A/N:Is this the name)
"You Guys Ruined My Memento of The Picnic! How will you guys pay me back? Divine Punishment!" Erza murderously slashed at the Gang, causing them to defy gravity and fly off into the air.
"we'll be back!"
"I hope they never show up again, are you ok Erza?" Cana asked.
"My head is still reeling."
"How are we going to carry this humongo piece?"Chelia brought up.
Erza smiled,"Well that's easy! We'll put it in my luggage!
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