Chapter 2
Sitting on the couch, Sans and Luan were speaking about a dilemma they're having.
"So my bro will try to set up some puzzles to stop our jokes so he can save the world." Sans explained to the girl. "So just roll along with it. He'll eventually warm up to you."
Luan closed her eyes and nodded. "I hear you loud and clear, or my name isn't Luan Loud."
And in no time flat, a jigsaw puzzle set was slowly being pushed towards them with a long stick. The stick was retracted from the other room where the two could easily see Papyrus and Leni popping their heads out, and a not-amused Lincoln.
"Hey Sans, I think I just saw a jigsaw."
"RRRRRRRRH!" Papyrus growled off screen.
"Setting up a jigsaw puzzle in this gig? I saw we solve it with our very own jig." The two sat up and started dancing, which drove Papyrus mad
"Drats! It didn't work!"
Leni was frightened by this possible doom, until she came up with an idea. "How about the T.V.?" Leni hold up the remote. "Jeopardy is on and we have cable freezing powers. They'll be stuck on those questions for a long time, just like me."
Papyrus gasped with enthusiasm while Lincoln checked his watch. "Brilliant idea! Now hurry, before the world ends!"
Leni quickly turned the T.V. on and switched to Jeopardy. "I pick 100." One of the contestants said as Sans and Luan paid close attention.
"It's woooooorking!" Papyrus hands shook as Leni smiled.
"Knock Knock?"
But his ray of hope quickly died. "Leni, doooooo-"
But Leni pressed paused and the two jokesters were left to solve the question.
"Who's there?" asked Sans.
"Doorbell." answered Luan.
"Doorbell who?" Sans asked with his grin growing larger.
"You don't know what a doorbell is? That explains a lot." The two laughed together as Papyrus yelled in frustration.
"Next question!"
Leni played the game and paused at the next question.
"Who'd invented the sandwich?" the announcer then placed four answers to choose from.
Luan placed her hand on her chin in deep thoughts. "Sans-which is the right answer?"
Papyrus screamed again. "This game show doesn't even have multiple choices! … Does it?" Leni only shrugged.
Much later, Luan was making Sans a burger in the kitchen. "You are gonna love my burger. But I must-ard ask, well done or medium-" She took out a lion puppet. "Roar?"
Sans shrugged. "Anything is good. Just along as I can ketch-up with some old friends." Sans grinned with a bottle of ketchup in his hand.
Papyrus and Leni poked their heads from the entrance. "Don't worry, I totally got this one." Leni placed the youngest member of the Loud family, Lily, on the floor. "Now Lily, go make poo poo so your smelly diaper scares them away."
Lily looked at her older sister for several seconds before lying down on the floor and falling asleep.
Papyrus started fuming with anger again as he stomped the ground, which woke Lily up and caused her to cry.
"Who woke Lily up?!" shouted the Loud parents.
Papyrus was now sitting at the corner, wearing a dunce hat. "I hate being in time out."
After about ten minutes to pay for his crimes, Papyrus and Leni found the two making a video in Luan's room.
"Believe me, Luan. If I show up on your video, people will either praise you or call you a sell-out. Nothing in between." Sans said to director Luan. "But you'll still get high hits none the less."
Then the sports-loving Lynn Loud ran in and punched both Luan's and Sans' arms.
"It's spreading!" shouted Papyrus looking through the bedroom door. Papyrus dragged the family dog, Charles, close to him and splashed some water on his face. "Nobody can ever make jokes when there's a crying puppy." However Charles just shook the water off, and took Papyrus's arm right off. "GASSSSSSP! My arm!" Papyrus chased the dog all around Luan's room.
"Huh, I don't want to sound rude, but I think your brother is a cheap steak."
"And why's that?" asked Sans.
"Because he didn't pay the full price. An arm and a leg! Get it?"
"My Leg!"
"Nevermind."
After finally retrieving his limbs, Papyrus and Leni found the two outside and hid behind a tree in the backyard were the Puns Masters of Destruction were enjoying the sun rays.
"Nothing like Vitamin D from the sun." Sans sighed calmly as the two lay on lounge chairs.
"I can sum up the V-ight a min-imum of D's you need." Luan chuckled.
Sans lifted up his sunglasses. "D's? I think that's an adult joke."
"Don't worry about it." Luan waved her hand. "Clyde has two dads and …. Something that's not blood comes out of his nose when he sees Loni… I can't think up of any good jokes for that."
"Best of we don't." Sans said; which quickly followed with Papyrus leaping from behind the tree and cheered in victory. "Yep, so no jokes about that and where the Sun don't shine."
"You mean American politician's thoughts on selflessness?"
"Grrrrrrr!" Papyrus shouted.
"That was actually pretty good." Lincoln admitted.
"Shut up. Frisk told him millions of politic jokes ever since our hero Frick became an ambassador!"
"Thank you for spoiling that." Lincoln sighed.
"Well at least I don't know what happened after that flower showed up." Papyrus folded his arm. "But enough of this foolish argument. I, the Great Papyrus have come up with the most brilliant plan ever." From behind the tree, Papyrus dragged out a huge rocket launcher, which startled both Lincoln and Leni.
"Doesn't that belong to Lisa?"
"Maybe, maybe not." Papyrus shifted his eyes. "….. Who's that?"
Lincoln sighed. "Before you do anything, tell me what you're going to do."
"But Lincoln, isn't 'telling' doing something?" Leni asked, which Lincoln gave a sigh for a response.
Papyrus pointed up to the sun. "I am going to blow the sun up!"
Both Lincoln and Leni's eyes bulged as the sound of a halt record played.
"Never leave home without one." Luan said with a record player.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you." Then Lisa walked into the scene. "Destroying the sun will result in a drastic global catastrophe that will cause the greatest mass extinction since the dinosaurs."
"Speak English." Papyrus demanded.
"She was." Lincoln said. "It's mean that if you blow up the sun, we'll all die."
Papyrus's pupils shrunk. "It would? …. Then that means …." Papyrus looked at his hands. "That means that ….. I am the one that will destroy the world!" Papyrus dropped to his knees and screamed in torment. "Why was I so blind!? I, the once Great Papyrus, shall seal myself up forever so I will not destroy this wonderful world."
"Don't make me laugh. It's impossible." said Lucy.
Papyrus sighed depressingly (after screaming in shock from Lucy's sudden appearance) and dragged himself inside.
"Poor Papyrus." Leni said, feeling empathy for the skeleton.
"He wouldn't even be able to launch my rocket 100 yards into the atmosphere." Lisa answered. "And I still find it impossible for him to be animated."
"Sheesh, speak for yourself." Sans said. "Yeah that's right. I broke that hole over there. Now don't go walking into it, you might experience some craziness."
The Loud family just glanced ahead.
"I think I see it." Leni answered. "It's all just backwards words over there."
Sans and Luan started walking inside. "Don't worry, I got this covered."
In the basement, Papyrus had constructed a prison to hold his tremendous power, an opened cardboard box.
"Hey bro." Sans entered the scene with Luan. "Enjoying solitary?"
"No, oh brother of mine." Papyrus answered sadly.
"Well maybe you just need cards."
"GRRRRR!" Papyrus leaped out from the box. "Sans, do you not realize the danger I can put this world through? Without my containment, I'll ….. Oh no! I'm loose!"
"Relax, bone-man." Luan said. "We had a talk with that fortune teller."
"You did?" Papyrus looked at her with sad puppy eyes. "Is there something that can prevent me from destroying this world?"
"Actually, no." Sans said, which disappointed Papyrus. "Turns out that guy was a quack."
"But he looks nothing like a duck." Papyrus answered back.
"No, as in he didn't go to psychic school." Luan showed Papyrus a 'real' list of psychic graduates.
After scanning it several times, Papyrus gasped. "So that means …. I won't destroy the world?"
"Well just as long as you help recycle." answered Sans.
"VICTORY!" Papyrus leaped for joy and hugged the two. "The world is saved!"
And so; The Skeleton Bros. greeted their farewell to the Loud House.
"Well time to make like a banana and split." Sans said, before Luan gave him a great big hug.
"I will never forget you, oh non-love interest of mine."
(#Idon'thatethisshipbutshouldn'ttherebeahugeagegap?)
Leni gave Papyrus a hug. "So does this mean the world is saved?"
"Yes, dear friends!" Papyrus proclaimed as everyone else rolled their eyes. "This day is over now and we may never see each other again. But always remember one thing, be determined!"
"Not unless I make some holes in your heads!"
Everyone turned to the front door and gasped. There, standing with a gun in his hand, is a Nameless Burglar!
"Hey, you're the punk that stole Frisk's bike!" Sans said to the man holding a gun. "Not cool, bro."
"I would call him hot, but he's everything but." Luan said to the sleep-depraved man who clearly took something. (Should boost the rating up.)
"Nobody move and give me your stuff!" the Nameless Burglar stated.
"But how when we can't move?" asked Leni.
"I think we need to step out of this one for just a sec, bro." Sans said as Papyrus nodded.
"Yes, brother. We need to stop this man! Or should I say you stop this man!" Papyrus pointed forward.
"Woah, that's a huge hole you made there." Sans said, being impressed. "Just look at that person reading. Sheesh, get some sun why won't cha? I know plenty of people who's out there like there's no sequel."
"But not now! You must choose….." Papyrus shifted his eyes. "What route should we take? Neutral, Pacifist, or dare I say it, Genocide?"
"I think choose your own path is breaking the rules here." Sans said. "Just pretend you 'reset' after each choice."
Papyrus grinned. "It is now time to choose! Neutral, Pacifist, Genocide, or Question Mark? … San's, why is there a question mark?"
"It's what you put at the end of each question. Just like what you did there just now."
"That's not what I meant!"
End of Chapter
Endings coming whenever
