Chipter 4:

"souper skun justu!"

"rosangin!"

"chendonkey!"

"jent sund barrel!"

"poot jutsu!" we all did de training today. Da last Justen was obviously Skunkera (lolool getit caz she a skoonk lal) caz she dosnt relly now how to do anyfing but poot around all day.

Koonsushi told us to prax our justins and de walk on de trees. After practisin my justu, I fixed my choonka on de souls of my feet. I felt the feng shui twirl aboot in my soul. I was reddy. I ran up and up and up and up and up de tree to da vray tip. I made it! Fling, Goonka, nd Spootin al looked at me in maze-mint.

"wow she doot that all at ones? She da rell voomper!" they al expeld. Serka just stoot at me with da skonk eye. She was mud that I did better than her.

"I can do butter! She yelled. She runned up de tree, but she forgot to use her chankra at de balls of her feet. She dintn even feel de fung shway. She fell rite on tip of her head. She bled all over de place, so obviosly all us vepers got hangry.

"TIM TO EET!" Garnso yelled.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. WAIT. DAT DE STOODINT! YU CANT SUCK HER BLUD,. I MUST INTERSERENE!" Kabashi-sanscript yodeled as he run off with Stinka to de hushpital.

"well that was pooty."

"well I want to hang oot with Lagba 2day" Statistic clammed. Garga tried to inject, but STOON already drugged me away.

We werw walking to de romp shop, aka Ichigo Ramin, Stant's favorit shop.

"Ichigo! I want some chickin flavered ramin! Limper want sum beef flaverd ramn! Rat, Lump?" Staton OoZENbake ersked.

"yah. I love de beef rimon!" I said. We had du rumpin and then we went to de big tree at da sematree bcaz semteraries ar da voompist, spoopniest, bestest place in da world! Spootenly…. SPOCKIN JAMPED ME. we did da kisses and taches and he took of my red leather korset and black raped skirt. He pulled off my rapped foshnets too.

"OM G SPATIN WHAT YOU DOin!?" I scramed.

"Im doin da six with you" he respoonded.

"oh" I made out some more. We fishened. i organismed.

"gash dat was grate. I dont now if your better dan Gaardra though.