Pacifist

"Alright, drop your cash now! Do it! Or I'll-"

Suddenly something latched onto the burglar's, Lily!

"Hey brat, get off!" shouted the Nameless Burglar.

Lily kept on holding onto his leg.

"Kid, I said-" But after looking into Lily's sweet and innocent eyes, he experiences flashbacks of his childhood. Where he was loved by many and was well fed with a roof over his head. Then he recalls a burglar breaking into his house and killed both his parents, thus forcing him into a life of survival.

He looked at the gun in his hands and realized he had become just like what destroyed his world.

"I ….. I made a bad choice!" He began to cry as he hugged Lily. "Thank you, angel from above! You've showed me the errors of my ways!"

The Skeleton Bros and the Loud House cheered as the evil within the man had withered away.

From then on out, the Nameless Burglar had moved on from thievery and became a philosopher to spread peace and knowledge through the world. He fed the hungry, clothed the naked, and uncovered the truth from the corrupted.

But his greatest feet of all couldn't be matched with anything the world had ever seen. He himself found the enchanted sword, Excalibur, and called forth the greatest evil in the universe, Global Warming!

"GLOBAL WAAAAARMIIIIIING!" The Nameless Burglar called out in the middle of the north pole. "Reveal thou self and challenge me!"

The sky then turned black and a horrible aura descended down. "Who are you to challenge me?"

Nameless Burglar held Excalibur up. "I am the Nameless Burglar. I am here to save you from your evil ways, or you shall face your ultimate price!"

Global Warming laughed at this display. "How adorable. You think you can vanquish me? I am the darkness within every human's heart. I am greed that helps fuels the desires of selfishness. I am the hatred within the ignorant. I am Global Warming!"

He had no choice, Nameless Burglar leaped forward towards the chaos aura. Global Warming laughed at this and spawned his demons from his own bodies. "Kill him."

The demons shrieked like banshees and flew towards the man, but one by one they fell by the tip of Nameless Burglar's sword.

"WHAT?!" shouted Global Warming. "How can this be!?"

"Isn't it obvious?" asked the Nameless Burglar heading towards the aura who now knows fear. "I am the light of the kind. I am the bringer of food and water. I am the one everyone hopes for. I am the Nameless Burglar!"

With one final blow, the Nameless Burglar stabbed Global Warming right in this center.

"NO! This cannot be! I am Global Warming! I am Global Warming! I …. I … RRrrrrrrrrAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" The being of pure corruption obliterated from existence. "Never again shall he-"

ERROR: Over (1) Kill detected. Pacifist ending deleted

"I don't think I bought the right game." Lincoln Loud said with his laptop showing an error message.

The End