Chaper 5:

Gootin, Kakashian, Fung, Santa, and me all went 2 da Bluck Kaled Bred meat n groot. Sanka ded tho bcaz shes a dum kintformist. So, obvisly we went with out her caz we dindnt want to drug a ded boddy with us. At da Bleck Vled Brad konsert, we mooshd to da beet of da mooskic. It waz a grate sing we lissend 2. da name of de song waz Ded Goth Nenja (I no dis is nut a reel song by them, but thiz is da NENJA wurld, so of coarse they will have diffrent mucis than in da reel werld). Sintskay wuz lookin at de leed zinger of da band, Orochinmonto. He had long blak haer with da red hilites and pink rootz, but they were spray painted blak 3day.

"hez so hot!" Sooskin swoond at de Oronchinmu. I saw de hartz in his eyes instead of da usual depreshin and sorrtow.

"you nut da reel guth, I see da hartz in ur eyes! Dat nut gerth at all!" I yeld

"but it is when de herts are there 4 da leed sunger of Blik Vale Bridz!" He sed. Dam he has a poynt I thot.

"you are just mad dat im in love wit da led singer" Sintske told me. It wAZ TRU BEcaz Feng was supozd to b mine. Well, if I cant have Fong, den I will jest go for sum1 else, and I new just who 2 go for: Metal Lee. Hiz reel naym was Rok Lee, but he changed it 2 b sumthing kooler and more goth (sinse giths nut into ruck, they into metil) bcaz he was a Sintanist . He went guth 2 yeerz ago. Now, he weres a midnit black jampsoot with sadniss bloo aksesories like a spikee lether belt and skul braselits. kurrintly, he da gitarist of de Blink Vil Brads.

"fine. If your into OrochiPOODOO (getit caz he a poodoo), then im in2 METAL LEE." I said.

"WAT!?1?!1?!1?/!?" HE YOold.

"das rite. I like Mental Lei."

"how you in2 Mentil Lie!"

"im into Mitl Lat bcaz he den reelist goonf in da WERLD. He more guth than you and I bet he more vimpire than yo." Sooskin got mad and left. I shouwd him.

"you gut him mad" Kakabashin teld me. Stern nodded in agrendment, and Garva looked very angree. I think he jeliz of de Mootal Len. I desiyd 2 just mosh de nite away. I jompd on de stage and pleyd gitar wit Mutl Ley and we did al de drags. Das rite... ALL de drogs!