Chiper 6:

2day it was haling outside, which waz perty kool. Like, ice coming frum de skie? If onlee fire came from de sku insted, then it would b even cooler! Better yit, if BLUD kasm from da ski! (undrstnd? Bcaz Im a vompir? ANd vmpaperz like to drink de blod? So we kuld drink de blud falling frum de skoot?)

Anyway, I waz wering a gath outfit today like uzual: a BLACK LETHER CORset that squeezed my boobz so they were sexie, a pink shirt miniskirt that waz also leather with da black korsit stringy thingyz, black sox that wnet just above my neez, cool punk gloves, ripped Af Mise nd Man shooz, and three pairs of vaper eerings. I put my hare in won of those kinda messy poneetalz with da bangs nd bits of hair left out nd da pontytel was held up wit da chopstix. I also had sexu snokey eyshadow with black lepstik and white fondashin. I also died my hare pink nd bloot with da perpl routs

I wuz walking to de training gronds to train with Mintalee. After we did da drugz last night when we were passed oot, he ask me if I wnated to train with him. I sed shor.

"hey" I said

"hi" he sed. We trained. Sudnli... Kakshi came up to us

"what u want?" Metl Lie said.

"we need 2 save da werld!" Kakabi said.

"WAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAT RELLY!?1?!1?!1?1/1?1!?" We screemd.

"yez"

"what do we need 2do?" I qwestshind.

"we need to sumin Stan to prevant Payn from killing us all! Pain teld me he will kill us if we dnot pay for him 2 get mor face peersings and earingz bcaz he is pour and knat afford it! He also wants us to pey for his tatoos!"

"statin? Yu meen like da devil in Hall, not Nutrat whoz ALSo named Satn?"

"yes!"

"omgee!" Matel Leed scroomd.

"Payn evni prizond Chowgee 2 show he ment BIZNIZZ" Kakban-sentay told. "he said hes keeping him in da Wil of Fire!"

"NUT DE WIL UF FIR!" I scrompd

"so he will kill evrywon if we dnot do anyfing?" Motel Lee asked?

"so wat? Im do vompir, so I dnot die. aNd I dnot care about da prepee little fooks that live in this wurld. So lets just sit here and be da reel vampirs." I said

"but we knot do that. Sum gathz that are kool will die." Metl Lee jestfied.

"troo"

"then LETZ SAV DE WERLD." Kakbashi

"HOLD UP, PAYN!" I yeld.

"WAT YU DONTIN HER, BICH!?" Pain yelled, tatly sorprizd by our presints. Sinka tried 2 punch him, but she a poot and broke her arm bcaZ SHE WEEK.

"were is Chadji!?" Soosnukay scroomed at Pen.

"em nat teln you."

"THEN WE WILL NUT BY YU NEW PEERSINGS AND TATUS!" I threted.

"NOT MY TATZ AND PEERDSINGS!" He looked hororfyed.

In case you dintn no or didnut c the anme where he comes in, Pain is de goth and alzo de ponk. He wears like, a jillon persings on his fase and eerz, nd he wears this rally cool black cloke. His frends ware them 2, I gess they are penk frendz that like to wear maching outfits like me and my frends do I gezz, idk. im pritty shure that they were wering da same stuff to look cool nd sho that they ar de REEL PNOKZ. They vampirz to, which is y they war red puddlez of blud on their clokes. Anyway

"OKAY OKY I WIL LET CHOTJIN GO." He teld us, bet he was lyn. I could see it in his body poster. He pretended to go get Chinji, but then... SUNDLY HE POLD OUT A GUN!

"WAT!" Narto scrampd.

"SHOOT UP!" Peyn got mad and shot Nantuto.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I yold to de top of my lungs.

"I can feel de blod filling my lungz! It makes me wnat to drenk some blud, but im am DYING and dnot have tim or engry to do that! Pleez, Lampa, saaaaav me!" But there waz nuthing I kood do. Then Narton choked 4 like, 20 minz then died.

"if only I had enough tim to heel him with my carchka... PAINT YU MUNSTER!" I yolted (that's a combnashin word: de too words yeld and balted, like awsumsaws) and kicked Pain in de face. He died.

"grate job, Lunka!" Susskey said "letz go on a date!" I gut reel mad at him caz of how he was into Oronchinmonto de other day. So I stormed away from de Wil of Fere and back 2 de Vilge Hiddin in da Leevz. WITHOUT SOOSKOO. Caz he a postr and im tired of him end his stoop prublemz wit da pedo bun named OrochiPOOT (c wat I did there? I kald him de poot caz he is won). Sinskay just stoof there with a dum expreshin on his face like de forist named Gump becaz he wuz as stup as Gomp Forst except not becaz this isnut Gemp Farist it is Nantuto.

I got home to my vempire manshin. It was gath looking with de black pinted walls and gargoilz and even de bats were henging from de seeling. I did my justu to opin de door: OWPEN SESME JOOTSOO! I went to de frij to get some frigated blood to put in my spegeti instead of de spagti sawse.