Chapter 7: Wen I go oot, I wnat 2 go out on de charot of flamz

I woke up toden to da sound of da big exploshin. What waz that I askd myself? It waz de biggist exploshen of my life. I herd bitz of lowdness coming from de stroots. It waz de peeple mumbling about de explode. I wnet back 2 bed becaz I figured it waz just de tv in my room, evin tho I had it ternd off. so I went back to da sleep. I herd another explosh happen agen probably an our or so later idk I dintn have a clok with me nd it dosnt relly matter anyway. I gat up and desided to get drezzed b4 I went to c wat was gong on. I owpend my pink shartingon eyes, my eylashez flutering with eech blink I took. I waked over to my kolset, pulling out my outfit for da day.

I piked out a super black dress, like, moer blak than de dark. It waz like a black whole waz on a pert of me. It had red skullz on them with da spiks all over da whol thing. I had blak fishnuts under them. My nenja sandels were black too. All of my peersings wer silver nd blak, n they all were gothic dezines on them. I put my hare up like Jazmins (da prinsess from Aladdie) except all vampiric and stuff. Also da har ties were black. Also my hair was purpl with da black hilites 2day.

After getting redy, I looked outside my window to see… FIRE! FIRE EVRYWERE! THERE WER TRAFFIK LITES THAT WERE OUT OF CONTROL, SO DE CARS DINTN NO WHERE TO GO SO THEY CRUSHED INTO EACH OTHER AND PEEPL WERE ON THEIR NENJA SELL FONES CALLING THERE FRENDS BUT DA SELL FONE TOWERS WERE ON FIRE TOO SO THEY WERNET WORKING AND THERE WERE BIG EXPLOSHUNS ND LITTLE EXPLOSHINS AND EEVEN MEDIUM SIZED EXPLOSHINS AND EVRYWON WAS SCREEMING AND CRYING EXSEPT FOR DA VAMPIRZ WHO WER CRYING TEARZ OF BLUD BECAZ THEY DRINK SO MUCH BLUD THAT THEY CRY IT OOT ND ARMS WER BEING BLOWN OFF DA BODEEZ AND EVIN SOME LEGS WERE BLOWN OFF TOO AND IT WAZ JUTS SICK SICK SICK SIK SIKC SICK SICK SKC SICK. THATS JUTS HOW SICK IT WAZ. ND THEr wer even turbo jet enjins from the ninja carz that were blowning up and cawsing MORE sploshins nd it waz rainging nd haling nd snowing and ther waz even a ton of astroids falling from de sku! It was ASS CHAOZ!

I jamped out de window like 43 feet onto de ground or somthing lik that nad landed in de mIDDle of de chaos.

"Saten, wat is going on here? Whats with all da exploshens?" I scroomed loudly.

"Its Zapbuzan nad Hawku! Yu no, da guys whu we foght in episode 3 or something I danno, maybe epsode 5? Da girl with da mask nd throwing needls nd her dad, da guy who got his arms kut off nd died?" Stutin (aka Nento incase yu forgot, becaz you peepl kant seem to understend this simpl stuff) sed.

"Omgee they are destorying de villge?"

"YEZ" he yeld

"then I hav to SAVE DE VILLAJ!" I grebbed my nenja gear and qwuickly jamped into de trees and traveled to Zapzap and Hake. Sazukay (aka Fing bcaz dat was his nicknam if you forget) and Statan came alung with Garda and Mental Lee. Sarkarda said she wnated 2 come along, but I sed no, becaz she is a fooking preppy pozer bitch and I hat her gutz to deth. We fond Zapzadan and Hatu. They were in da Choonin Exam Frost. They had there whole base set up there, and they saw us. I new this was going 2 be da hard battel. So, I had a Minster engery drink to give me da energen to be reel fast. Like, faster then da speed of lit. necks thing I new, I was GONG DE SPEED OF LITE. I THREW DE PANCHES AND KIKS AND I EVEN HEADBUTTED ZAPZAP SO HARD THAT HIS STOMAK EXPLADED AND IT WNET BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM AND BITS OF MOOSHED UP FOOD WERE EVERWHERE ALONG WITH SOME UNDEGESTED FOOD THAT HE JUST ATE LIKE 5 MINITES AGO OR SOMTHING IT DOEZNT RELLY MATTER THOUGH BECAZ IT WAS A GROSS SEEN TO BE HOLD.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Zapudan scrooched as his guts flew everwhere as far as 23 mils away.

"so Lumpa, can we go on du date now?" Startin asked. Nooton is a sly dog, exept he wasnt one becaz he was a ninja not a dog and I dnot relly know what sly meens, so I kant really say that he is sly.

"NO, STATEN. EM ON DA MISHIN 2 SAV DE VILLAG. NUT NOW." I sed. Meanwhil, Hawku waz crying over Zabuzap. Now who wood eat pies with her and teach her medisin justu and do krimes with her?

"HOW COULD YOU!? WE JUST WNATED TO DESTORY DE VILLAG AND ROOL DA WERLD, AND YOU RUIND IT! WHAT DID WE DO 2 YOU!?" Hawku cried three tearz and she tride to gather up Zabusad's orgins and blud and evin his vayns nd arties to try to put him back together agen with her medcine justu but it was just to sick for her to handel so she cried some more then pooked.

"I did it to save da werld!" I sed. She cried another tear. Then I did a jutsin.

"souper cool jutasu of deth!" I sed. Then Hawku died.

"that was de bom"

"who said that?" Sinsukayn asked. It was…. ZAPUZA! then he died agen.

"well I guezz I saved de wurld agen! I am so da koolist vmapir in de werld!" then a medum-sized exploshin.

"WAT WAZ THAT?" Gaarda asked.

WHAT WAS THAT EXPLODE? WHO KNOWS? FIND OUT NEXT TIM… actualy, you no what? Never mind. That was dum. Forget I sed there waz an explode. I have a beter idea next tim. so wait until chepter 8

AN: thankz 4 reeding da stroy! 2 da person who sed i waz a troll... I AM NUT DE TROLL. THIS STROY IS AS REEL AS DA FIRE ON DE SUN. IF ANYTHING, I WOOD BE A MERMADE OR SUMTHIN. AND FOR THOSE OF U WHU R COMPLAYNING ABOOT DE SPELLING IM MY STEORY, I WIL GO BACK ND FIX DE MISTAKS NOW. SO YOU CNOT COMPLAYN ABOT IT ENYMORE! reviow more plz, and make shore 2 favorit da story! toon in next tim!