Chopten 8
A LARGE EXPLOSHIN. (even better than a medum exploshen, rite? I thought a medium exploshin wood be cool bcaz it kould leed up to an evin bigger exploshen, but then I thought that it wood be cooler 2 just start of with da big exploshun: more actioney!)
"wat waz that?" Notrunto asked.
"I bet it waz Hintoota (we gav Hintata that name bcaz she gets tooty all the tim when she gats nervis. She toots a lot, so much that she maks exploshins sometims). Lets just go get a berger at Ichigo's shop." Sasukent sed. We all plied into de car that Kabeshiu had. And OFF 2 ICHIGOS RAMIN SHOP (WHICH ALSO SELLS DA BERGERZ AND SOOSHI AND EEVIN SOM CHIKIN FINGERZ SO IT PLEEZED EVERBODY SO NOONE WAZ FIGHTING OVER WAT RESTRANT 2 GO TO). We started driving lik, 2 mils down de rode when soddenly….
ANOTHER EXPLOSH! DA CAR SKIIDED 523 DEGREEZ IN A CIRCLE ND LAWNCHED LIK, 40 FEET INTO DA AIR AND THER WAZ ACTION ND BITS OF EXPLODE AND SCREEMS OF HOROR AND SOSKEN'S LEG FLOO OFF HIS LEG AND EVERYWON SCREECHED AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AND I SPILLED MY MUNSTER ENGERY DRINK ALL OVER DE CAR SEETS ND KAKASHOT CRIED FOR LIK, 10 MINITES BECAZ HE JUST BOT DE CAR AND GAADRA CHOKED ON HIS BERGER SO I HAD 2 SAV HIM BY PUNCHING HIM IN DA THROTE AND HE SPIT OOT DE BERGER ONTO DE DASHBORD AND IT BOWNSED OFF OF IT AND HIT KINKASHI IN DE FACE AND IT WAZ JUTS SICK SO HE CRIED SUM MORE AND A BIRD FLOO THRU DA WINDSHEELD AND IT GOT STUCK IN NARUTOT'S HARE ND HE DINTN NO WHAT 2 DO AND DA CAR LANDED AND THEN ANOTHER EXPLOSHIN.
"…that waz hardcure" sed Garda with pieces of explode and fire in hiz hare. So y waz there a large exploshin in da first place? Nobady knows. I lucked to da tip of a skyskraper where I saw….. DAYDARA! AND INTACH! AND PAINT! AND WEIRD BLOO FISH GUY I CANT RIMEMBER DA NAME OF! AND CONAN! AND HEDAN! AND KAKZUPU! ND KEESAMAY! AND TOEBEE! AND SOSORIE! ZATZOO! AND ANBODY ELSE I FROGOT THAT WAZ IN DA ORIGINZATION! Actually no they were on tip of da Hoekagay Montin bcaz they woodint fit on da skyskraper.
"WE AR DA ACKUTSKY! AND WE ARE HEAR 2 STEEL YOUR MUNEY, RAP YOUR WOMIN, AND BERN DOWN YOUR VILLAGES LIKE DA SAVGES DO IN DA HISTRY TEXT BOOX IN MY SKOOL. WE WILL B DA NEW ROOLERS OF DA LAND OF FARE! WE ARE DA COOL PONKS, NUT YOU GUYS! PINKS WILL ROOL DA WERLD!" CONAN DECLAIRED as she stoled a laddy's purse. Fish guy flaxed his mussles as he sed I will punch all of you guys to deth bcaz I am da strongest pnok.
"SHIT UP I AM DA STRONGEST!" Zetzoo scramed.
"I dnot hav da tim for this so I wil do a tim skip" I sed.
THREE OURS LATER
I sneaked up 2 da Acatsuky and punched them all in da neck so hard that they passed oot and wnet flying into da distance.
"I took care of da problem!" I yeld.
AN: i hop you enjoyed all da action in this chepter! it was vrey actioney and i made sure to add extra bits of acrtion! Dnot forget to fav, and reviow up!
