Todan I waz hengin oot with Metle Lee, Sasaken, Nonto, nd Garbara. Stinkera waznt here, becaz she a DEAD WEEK STINKY UGLEE POOTY SMELLY POPPY BICH DOOSHY ASWHOLE VERGINT POTTY POOPHED. Nd everyone knows that if yu ar ded nd also all of those thingz, then yu kannot hang out with da kool vmapires. We wer smoking da wiskee (it iz a kind of leef drug thing lik mariwana or pit or creck in case yu did nit know) lik da kool coolio cool peepl we are. We wer alzo drinking sum kind of alcohol lik root beer or budwhyzer or sumthing idk I donot know da kinds of alkhol ther are. Soddenly….

KINKAKASHOON RUNNED UP 2 US AND SED HEY GUYZ WE HAV 2 GERT YU REJISTERD 4 DA CHEWNINE EXAMZ SO YU KAN BE PROMOWTED FRUM ABU BLAK POPS TO CHOONEEN SO YU KAN BE STRONGER FASTER KOOLER NENJAZ LIK ME.

"ferst of all, YU LAM KOBASHIN. SO WE WIL NUT BE KOOL LIK YOU BECAZ YU ARE NAT COOL." I sed. "now explan da choonon exam in case da reeders of this story forgetted what it is"

"da chonin exams are when yu take a relly hard math test or sumthing idk wat was on de test becaz de show did not spesify wat was exacly on de test nd yor job is to not cheet but relly yu hav to cheet nd do it relly good but do not let da other stoodints see you cheet becaz then they will tell on yu lik da stoop tattl tell babbies they ar and then sumthing about Nonto going to take a pee or sumthing I do not remeber but I gess it dosnt matter and then yu wait for yor tests to get grayded by da teecher and then if yu pass you hav to go into da Chownon Exam Frost nd beet da shot out of everbody with kool justus and also beet up Oronchonmont becaz he a pedopoot and then take da skrools to da Japnese Leening Tower of Pizza-looking billding in da middel of da forist but yu KANT OPEN DA DAM SKROLLS YOU FUKIN POOP but then if you open da scroll then Eureka-sensay will kome out and beet you up or sumthing idk I fortget exacly wat happind ther 2 and then yu hav to hav a battel with yor stoopid emeny and if yu win you beecom prowmowted to da chuneen." Kakbashin expland.

"that sonds so EEZY!" I yeld.

"I thought it waz pretty hard sounding…" frownd Stinko. I ponched her in da face and she got deaded up agen becaz she A WEEK STOOP STINK POOP BAYBEE. Fukin stoop poop…

So now I do a tim skip to da chunine examz becaz I donot know wat 2 do with da story other then that.

~TIM SKIP TO DA CHON EXUMS~

WE WALKED INTO DA CHOOneen exam rooms wich were relly da classrooms we used 2 use in da olden dayz back wen we were 7 yeer olds in da nenja prepation akadimy. We all sitted down at da desks nd da teecher stoot at da frunt of da classroom classroom. He looked all big nd scarree and I guess he waz a vampil or a gath or maybee evin an emo idk but I think he waz a vampie so im going 2 say he is one and he had a rally col trench kote and a hidden leef banana hed band thing and hehad giant linez on his face lik he messed up putting on his eyliner I guess he needs mor practise he probly is new to da hole vampir thing and he wroted some japoneez shit on da bord and sed "okay in this exam yu will solve relly hard math eqwayshinz nd you KANNOT FUCKING CHEET YOU LITTEL PEACE OF SHIT SMELLY POOPY BABBEE POPHEDS so doo not cheet or I wil panch yu in da face and you will be xpeld frum nonja skool and you will hav 2 go to reglar school wich is vrey boring and lame trust me I know this becaz I wnet to relgular skool and it waz so lame that I quitted and it was so boring that I runned da skool over with a train using some kind of justu and they had 2 spend 32 yeers rebillding it becaz it waz 2LAME4ME. so yea dnot cheet you poopsers."

So he passed oot da tests and they had all these rally hard qwuestions lik 16x2 = 4x + 8 (AN: seriously! That queastion is SO HARD! Beleev it (lol lik Nonto nd his cachfraze) or not, this is a REEL EQUASHIN! And it is VERY FOCKING HARD. I got a qwestion lik that in sckool and its just so damm hard and I cood not do it! Lik, serisly. Im not a souper jenius math fistisist! How kan aney of us know how 2 do this? Its not evin a question! Its just a bunch of letterz thrown in with numers! Fukin stopid teecherz nd there giddamm mathness!)

I cheeted by doing Supper Portle Jutsu wich is a justu where I crate a portel and tranzport stuff to me threw it and I trnasported da test of da sekind smertest person in da room (becaz I da first smartiest hahah lolololoooloolollolol) and used there ansers becaz that was wat I was supossed 2 do but since the seciond smortest person in da klass wasn't actually all that smrat, I had 2 finsh most of da test myself, which I could do becaz I am da smartestest. The end of this part of da story becaz ther is nuthing else to write about this part here.

~TOME SKIP 2~

Well I PAST DA TEST so now I go to Chunine exams! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Now we in da Exam Forist, and we gotta get da skrolls. It waz vary scray in here, but that didnot matter 2 me. becase im a vampire. And vmapires dnot get scarred e-zily. Also we can eet da bloood of watever tries to bother us. So we good. Except Sankera. Becaz she a stipid prep. And also not a vampie. Becaz she DUM. So we in da forast wen suddenly…. WE GET ATTAKED BY OORCHIMU AND HE LOOKED LIK A LADIE AND OMYAGASH WE DID THIS CRAZY FITE SEEN AND IT ENDED IN SKAKRA BEIN A STOOPY POOP THAT DOSNT KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING AND SASUKON WAZ IN A DAZE BECAUS OF FOR SOME REESON I DNOT REMEBER AND I THINK NONTO WAZ EETEN BY A LARGE CATAPILLOR. SO I HAD TO FITE ORCHOMAR ON MY OWN AND I WON DE BATTLE!

Ochoomoru was on de floor dyeing and he said

"Kambunto, PLEEZ, carry on my will to DESTORY DE WERLD AND KILL ALL HUMEN BEEING AND ESPESHIALLY KILL NANTRUTO BECAZ HE IS A FUCKEN TERD AND I WNAT TO STEEL DA NIN TALED FOX FROM HIM. Do it. For meeeeeeeeeee" he whimspered before he dead. Kabutt scrremed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOoOoOoOOO!" and he got reel mad and ordered Orchmort's snak to eet Sorkera. She screemed and got eated up. And now she died. LOL. Then Kambutent runned away becaz he knew he kood not beet us and he had to rekoop after da attak anyway.

So we continud 2 da Japaneez Tower thing in da middel of the forest and we kame across a bunch of other skwads and we beat da shit out of them all caz we da BEEST SQWAD EVAr. WE GET TO DA LEENING TOWER AND we see a poster and it says "hey guyz yo can open da scrollz now so go ahed and do it now and you will win da exams" so we opened da sceroll and SIDDENLY ERUKA-SENSAY COME OUT AND SAY HAYO YOU GAYS WIN DE EXAMS EXEPT GESS WAT!? DA EXUMS ARENOT OVER! YOU STIL HAVE TO BEET UP A BUNCH OF GUYS IN A ONE ON ON MACH AND IF YOU WIN YOU PASS LOLOLOL

We all gapsed.

Da end. Of this chaper.

AN: so theres da ferst part of da chinin exam! Sorri if it did nat follow da orginal stroy line of da amine! I fortgot wat happend exacly at da part with Orchimaru so I had to imporvis! Thank for reeding, toon in next tim for more! PLEEZ PLEZ PLZ RAT AND REVEW MY STORY! Also, speshil shootout to my bestest firend Kownt Gothika! She encoraged me 2 keep writting evin wen da depershin kiked in nd made me very sad! I also apreshate that she reedin this story! I lav you, besty!