Holding the icepack to his groin with one hand, Space Cop hobbled along as he followed a weary Taggert and Fuckbot toward the hangar bay where the carship was docked.
"Boy," Space Cop remarked once he caught up with his comrades, "that escalated quickly."
Taggert nodded sardonically in Space Cop's direction. "When you can't find something funny to say, fall back on references, like Anchorman. Always seems to work, doesn't it?"
"Hey, Family Guy does it all the time," Space Cop said. "How's that show always so popular?"
Taggert rolled his eyes in annoyance. "Let's just hope Jar Jar managed to make it out of the Fhaja system when he arrived."
Space Cop looked past Fuckbot, who was between him and Taggert, and looked at the gorilla man on the other side. "Hope and Jar Jar should never be in the same sentence together unless it's I hope Jar Jar gets his intestines removed from his dick and decorated around George Lucas's house while he gets one of his eyes removed from its socket before Ron Jeremy fucks him in that bleeding socket like in A Serbian Film!"
"Ah, A Serbian Film," Fuckbot said. "That Was Like Citizen Kane to me."
"It's insane how much it doesn't me surprise me that you enjoy watching newborn babies getting fucked in the ass, Fuckbot," Taggert said with dejection.
"You Know, There Is A Market For Newborn Porn," Fuckbot stated.
"No, Fuckbot, I told you twelve times over, we are not going to fuck babies fresh from the vaginas of their mothers for extra money," Taggert said.
"Aww," Fuckbot said in defeat.
The three of them didn't speak again even when they reached the space station's hangar bay where the carship was, and it was then that they attracted the attention of five Mandalorians, all of whom had their helmets off and hanging on their belts. One of them, a female Quarren, pointed at them, and their attention turned to Space Cop, Taggert, and Fuckbot still approaching the carship, completely oblivious to the Mandos' attention on them.
"That's the droid that fucked Boba Fett to death a month ago," the Quarren, named Gworon, pointed out in a hushed tone so that no one else in the hangar could hear her.
"Yeah, so?" the leader - Badda Snasniss - asked. "That's a bounty for anyone loyal to Gev. We work for Rhal, remember?"
"Yeah, but that's still quite a prize walking away, boss," another one of the Mandos - a yellow-skinned woman named Jiah Laiko - countered. "I hear that thing has a bounty that's over a million creds. You really wanna pass that up, Snasniss?"
"Yes, if it means that we won't be able to spend it," Snasniss replied sternly. "We bring that thing in, and Rhal will have our heads for turning loyalties on him. And believe me, even I don't want the Death Watch hunting me across the galaxy."
"And whatever happened to that reputation of being one of the most baddest motherkriffers who ever-"
Gworon's sentence was cut off when Snasniss quickly punched the Quarren straight in the throat, then quickly and promptly broke her neck with both hands, allowing her corpse to drop to the floor. The other Mandos just stood there with a unified mixture of awe and wariness as everyone else in the hangar - including Space Cop, Fuckbot, and Taggert - stopped what they were doing and looked at what had happened.
Snasniss, who didn't look like he cared much about what other people were thinking right now, turned to them and called out, "Terrible service she was providing, ladies and gentlemen. I had to terminate her contract with me."
One of the three other remaining Mandos - a male Dathomirian Zabrak named Ravage - grabbed Snasniss's shoulder and spun him around. "Are you out of your karking mind?! We gotta get outta here now!"
Before Snasniss could respond, Laiko whipped out her blaster from its holster and aimed it specifically at Fuckbot. "Not 'til we collect our bounty."
"No!" the only other remaining Mando - a light-skinned human male named Cahker - screamed as he tackled Laiko to the floor, deflecting her shot away from Fuckbot. The stun bolt that came out hit Taggert straight in the chest, dropping him.
And just like that, the hangar bay erupted into chaos, with everyone but the Mandos screaming and flailing around mindlessly in their panic.
On the floor, Laiko managed to bring a fist into Cahker's unprotected armpit, and the sleeve that followed that fist quickly erected a vibroblade that pierced the man's unarmored flesh. He fell away, screaming in pain, before Laiko tackled him to the floor and finished him off with her vibroblade to his gullet. With that, she stood back up and looked around to find Snasniss and Ravage fleeing for the unmarked transport, and they had begun running up the open boarding ramp before she hurried up, forgetting the bounty that she caused all this chaos for.
Meanwhile, Fuckbot had just picked up the unconscious Taggert up in his metallic arms and began following Space Cop the rest of the way for the carship.
"What The Fuck Is Going On?!" Fuckbot asked no one in particular as he and Space Cop finally arrived at the carship and entered it.
"I don't know," Space Cop said in an over-the-top grim manner, "but I think we're gonna find out." He then primed the engine and seconds later, he blasted off the floor for the Mandalorian transport that was just now fleeing the hangar bay.
Once they were outside the station, Space Cop's carship zoomed after the Mandalorian ship, the former firing at the latter with high-powered laser blasts. It wasn't long before the Mando ship began firing back with their rear weapons while dodging the shots that were coming for them.
"Ah!" Space Cop screamed at the helm of the carship. Because of a hit from the Mando vessel, his status board had just exploded in a shower of sparks that flew every which way in the confines of his vessel. "Oh, my stats! Now how will I listen to the Black Eyed Peas?"
At that moment, Taggert, still in Fuckbot's arms in the backseat of the carship, hurriedly woke up and shouted, "No! No Black Eyed Peas, for the love of God!" Once the gorilla man saw the destroyed status board, he asked, "Did we just lose control of the ship?"
"Yes, but now, I'll never be able to listen to My Humps again!" Space Cop complained. "Oh, My Humps!"
The carship then jolted, and then it began floating towards the now-still Mando ship at a leisurely pace.
"Great, we're in a tractor lock," Taggert said as he got out of Fuckbot's arms and sat next to him. "At least they won't kill us."
"Yeah, but now, they're gonna torture us!" Space Cop yelled. "And probably with Queen, too! If I ever hear Bohemian Rhapsody again-"
Space Cop was cut off from saying anymore as Fuckbot smacked him across the head, knocking him unconscious in an instant.
"Thank you," Taggert said.
