Aiden glanced at the cookie in his hand. So majestically brownish, dotted with dark chocolate it was. Round, to. But one problem, you can't get perfectly round, as there are no circles. Oh well, who cares?
"Cookie," Aiden sighed, "I am honoured to eat you".
But just as he brought the cookie to his mouth, Jesse appeared behind him and hissed loudly. Aiden jumped, nearly dropping the poor cookie. When he realised it was Jesse, laughing his head off, he scowled.
"What was THAT for?!" He demanded.
"Aw, did I scare you little pussy cat?" Jesse smiled.
"I told you, I'm not an Ocelot! It's Blaze Rods, okay? BLAZE. RODS!"
But Jesse enjoyed seeing Aiden so uncomfortable. "Is that a fishy-flavoured cookie I see?"
Aiden blushed. Yes, it actually DID have fish-shaped chocolate chips. "Shut up, Jesse..."
Jessica heard the commotion and ran over. "Meow! Meooooooow! Oh, I'm an Ocelot, oh no I've been set on fire, now I'm a notchdam Blaze Rod! Smokin'!"
Aiden shot back insults, but every insult fired, more people came to join the taunting.
"Wow, I'm not offended anymore! You're off your game, Aiden, right?"
"Look what the cat dragged in! Oh, wait, nevermind".
"It's a creeper! You gonna scare it away?"
The Blaze Rod stood up, angry. "All of you, just leave me in peace! This is my cookie, I found it myself!"
The group looked at a poster right next to them. 'Cookie! Do NOT TAKE. You will be accused of stealing!'
There was silence.
"Why you always lyin'?" Magnus said, and everyone followed.
"Damn Daniel!"
"What are THOSE?!"
"You need some milk!"
"Caught red-handed, sonny!"
"You need some help from JOHN CENA!"
John Cena appeared for half a second before disappearing into the land of awesomeness.
"SHUT UP!" Aiden shouted angrily.
"Are we making you uncomfortable? Aw!" Petra grinned.
"Yes! I mean- of course not!"
"Too bad. Well, you'd better just..." Lukas put on some shades. "Deal with it"
"Oh, snap!" Ellie laughed. "You just blew my mind!"
Aiden was getting sick of their behaviour.
"You know what, I'm just gonna ignore you and eat my cookie!" Aiden went to put the cookie in his mouth, only to realise it wasn't there. "OKAY, IF THIS IS HOW YOU WANNA PLAY IT, THEN FINE! WHO DID IT?! WHO TOOK IT?!"
"SHE DID!" Everyone pointed at Maya, with very crumby fingers, and Aiden face-palmed.
Suddenly, the WitherStorm appeared, and sucked everything up within a fifty-billion-mile radius. The End.
Lol! I've got another one here!
Just gonna mention, each one-shot is going to be based on something I've seen in real life. This one was based on something I saw on DeviantArt.
Anyway, gotta go before Aiden murders me! Cya! DK! GIMME A HAND HERE!
DK: CATCH! *tosses hand*
Me: REALLY?! *Aiden tackles me*
