Jesse was still depressed. Reuben was dead. Nothing had cheered him up. No one. That is, until, he remembered a song that he used to sing long ago. Maybe it still worked.
"I am really special 'cause there's only one of me!" He burst out, until the other two Jesse's appeared behind him (you know how there are many versions of Jesse you can pick? Yeah...), then ran off. "Look at that smile, I'm so damn happy the other people are jealous of me!" He pointed at Petra, who raised an eyebrow as the camera turned to her, then back to Jesse. "When I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song. It cheers me up and shows me I won't be sad for long!" Three diamond hoes appeared. "Hoe, hoe, hoe!"
"I'm so happy I can't even breathe!" As Jesse sang, Axel fell on top of Lukas.
"Yeah, says you..." Lukas gasped from underneath Axel.
"Human dogs, command blocks and Winslow's baby teeth!"
"Wait- You like command blocks?" Soren asked, surprised.
Alicia popped up, hiding the wolf logo on her sleeveless vest casually, and Winslow hissed.
"Watch out you control freaks, I'm happy it's hardcore!" He said, as the Founder turned around hastily at the sound of 'control freak'. "Happy as a Blaze Rod that just stole the Eversource!" Jesse ducked to avoid the sword that came flying for his head from Aiden.
"I'm really happy, I'm swagger-armoured me!" His armour, Dragonsbane, pulsed at that. It really was swagger. "Happy good, anger bad, that's my philosophy!"
Then he stopped and sighed as Jessica walked over to him. "I can't do this, sis, I'm not happy."
"Try again, then," Jessica encouraged.
He inhaled. "I AM REALLY SPECIAL 'CAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE OF ME!" The other Jesse clones appeared again, photobombed, then ran away again. "Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, the other people are jealous of me!"
He flashed out the blue Portal Key. "This thing lights up portals, to go in and out. But if you try to steal it, then the WitherStorm'll knock you out!" The WitherStorm appeared behind Jesse and roared, before vanishing from existence.
"Woah, since when were you and the WitherStorm friends?" Olivia asked, but with no answer.
"I'm so happy I can barely see!" The lights went out and Dan was sadly bludgeoned by an axe next to Jesse. Luckily, he respawned somewhere else. They went back on, and he kept singing. "Welcome to my happy world..." The White Pumpkin tried to sneak up behind him and sparta-kick him into an Endermite pool, but he stepped to the side, and her own momentum sent her flying into the endermites. "So take your sins and leave!" She respawned somewhere else, and now was probably getting spawn-camped by Dan, getting his revenge.
"I am happy, I am good, I am..." He hesitated. "I'm OUTTA HERE!" He jumped into Mabel's cow-a-pult. "So long!"
The music ended as he soared off for adventure... Then landed face-first into Sandy's flying machine. But hey, at least he respawned, right?
Okay, so I saw that the MCSM fandom hit 100 Fics. So, why not celebrate in song? So I picked 'Happy Song' by Liam Lynch and made a parody of it for this chapter of Randomness 101! To be honest, though, it's been a while since I uploaded something random!
However, writing this gave me an idea. Should I do Minecraft Story Mode the musical? It won't be detailed, and it'll probably a joke-fic, so it won't be entirely serious, but should I do it? I probably will, when I get free time. The only thing is, that will make uploading new chapters for Sealing Cracks and Randomness 101 slower. That's okay, though, right?
Let me know what you think. Hope you enjoyed, cya!
UPDATE: I made Jesse's singing in italics so you know what's singing or not
