DK: Yo, yo, yo, what is going down my super-swag-reader-writer-buddy-chum-pal-homies! DK here on this wonderful chapter of Randomness 101! *teleports to avoid flying hoe* Oi! *repeats to avoid flying chair* Cut that out! *again to avoid flying piano* What the heck? Who's doing that?! *dodges flying moon* HOW CAN YOU THROW A MOON WITHOUT DESTROYING THE WHOLE DARN PLANET!? OR THE DERP STAGE?!

Jesse: *looks away and whistles casually*

Jessica: *conceals the planet Jupiter behind back* Erm, not me. Physics, bro.

DK: Seriously?! I'm trying to address an audience here! *gestures to tiny camera on the front seat of the seating area of the auditorium*

Jesse: *hides behind curtain*

Jessica: *hides in hole in stage, including Jupiter the planet*

DK: That's better. Anyway, hey guys! It's DK, as you can see from the words saying my name before a sentence. Yeah, Inder's a bit busy to write a lot, here's a message from her!

Message: Hey guys! Inder here, and I'm veeeeery sorry for lack of updates! I'm busy with Robotics stuff, and homework and school stuff. But those are excuses! I still won't be able to get out big updates, or any updates at all. Don't worry, you guys, DK will be here to assist you instead! I hope she'll do okay! Anyway, cya later, readers!

DK: Yeah, Inder's kinda gone, but hey, you've got ME instead! Welcome to… *presses button on wireless remote* *projector doesn't turn on* Erm, *frantically presses button* Welcome to… welcome to…

Lukas: *turns on Bluetooth projector*

Projector: *turns on and starts loud party noises* THE DK SHOW!

DK: AGH! *falls over* That's my line! *noises stop* Anyway, this is the show where I and the MCSM and MC gang- *hears whisper* Huh? Hang on, we'll be right back, for now, enjoy this commercial break!


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DK: AAAAAAAAAND WE ARE BACK! THANK YOU TO PAMA TECHNOLOGIES AND PORTAL AND CO!

Random Set Dude: You have to use caps like that?!

DK: Lol. Anyway, let's meet our fabulous friends from each fandom! *silence* Uh, guys?
Random Set Dude: DK! Here's a note! *hands note*

DK: *reads* 'Too busy, will be back. Buying BlockDonalds for lunch. Baaaaai! Signed, Alicia, Ben, Gabby and Josh' Oh. Uh… Looks like I'm running the show myself! So, let's talk about a smaaaaall problem about food service.

RSD: Oh, Notch no…

DK: So, I was in the town, right? And there was this place called No-Ice Cream and they serve melted ice cream. I always get a quadruple-bucketful ice cream with sprinkles, in a tiny cup so it doesn't go everywhere when I eat it, with AAAAALL the scoops flavoured vanilla because our universe is called VANILLA Minecraftia and not CHOCOLATE Minecraftia. Anyway, I went there for my billionth time, but next to the guy serving me was the manager. A FAAAAAAAAT GIRL! I'm not saying I'm that skinny, I mean, all enders are naturally skinny, but, this girl was HUUUUUUUGE! Like, a DAAAAAMN FATTY! But she had an amazing smile. To hide the DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN FAAAAAAAAA-


PLEASE STAND BY! *Spanish Flea by Herb Alpert plays in the background*


DK: Okay, I think I killed my voice. Like, *cough* a lot. Gonna go to buy some lozenges. Sorry for the incredibly short episode. Baii! *teleports away*

RSD: …

Auditorium Room: …

RSD: Can I go home now? I'm just gonna go now… *gets up*

DK: *teleports back*

RSD: *instantly sits back down*

DK: One more thing! This is not just in MY hands! It's in yours! Send in some requests on Questions and Dares!

RSD: Like half the fanfics on FanFiction?

DK: Shut up, R! Anyway, you can send in any question or dare for the characters of the MCSM gang! Oh, and other OCs, Alicia, Ben, Josh, Gabby and I! So long, you guys!