Jar Jar's starfighter dropped out of hyperspace in the Sagju system to find a fleet of Death Watch warships facing him.
The Gungun sighed in irritation. Here we go again, he thought.
He unleashed a series of lasers, proton torpedoes, and concussion missiles toward the fleet even as he rushed toward the fleet itself. The barrages that he sent either hit their mark or detonated by proximity fuses, taking out whole ships in the process. Never, in those opening seconds, did Jar Jar miss, and when the initial attack was over, over a tenth of the fleet was decimated.
A minute later - which saw to the total reduction of the fleet by fifty percent - the tide quickly changed when a laser grazed the Nubian fighter's hull.
Jar Jar spared half a second looking through his canopy's window to find the minor scorch on his right fuselage. He just as quickly returned his attention to the battle at hand and continued to fire off projectiles while simultaneously dodging enemy fire so that they would destroy the firers' friends.
Ten seconds later, one of Jar Jar's lasers missed hitting a fighter.
That is the fighter that grazed me, Jar Jar thought.
He then zoomed toward that fighter that he did not lose track of, still evading and firing simultaneously with his typical godlike accuracy. When he was finally on that individual Bes'uliik's tail, he let loose with what little he had left.
And yet, even amidst all the shooting in the system, the individual Bes'uliik dodged each of Jar Jar's shots, as if he was the Gungun's equal in starfighter combat.
How could this be?! Jar Jar wondered in shock.
The fighter that Jar Jar was trying to shoot to molecules then fired out some kind of dart that hit the Nubian, resulting in an electrical charge that rendered the starfighter dead for all but life support.
And just like that, not even five minutes had passed since the battle begun, but Jar Jar Binks, the greatest combatant who had ever lived, had been defeated.
The Gungun closed his eyes and prepared for death from the Bes'uliiks all around him. But instead of experiencing the fiery sensation that preceded that kind of demise, all he felt was an abrupt tug that shuddered his vessel. Jar Jar opened his eyes and found that his ship was being tractored toward the space station that these ships had no doubt been created from.
The Gungun shook his head in both irritation and relief. How could these Mandos be so stupid? he wondered. None of them can survive me.
Except for the pilot that I wasted the last of my ammo on.
Well, he wasn't going to give up without a fight.
A minute later, the Nubian was forcefully docked into the station's docking bay alongside the survivors of the battle. Half a minute later, those angered Mandalorians disembarked from their ships, and Jar Jar took that as his cue to disembark from his own vessel, regardless of whether or not they wanted him out.
He popped open his canopy, undid his safety harness, and leaped from his starfighter, hitting the bay floor in a feline-like crouch. He rose up, slowly, to face the helmeted Mandos who were approaching him.
At the lead, Jar Jar knew simply by his gut instinct, was the pilot of the Mando who, in a sense, had defeated him. By this Mando's wave, they all stopped mere meters from the most dangerous being in the galaxy, and he removed his helmet to reveal a dark-skinned human male with rugged, battle-scarred features.
"Belok Rhal has put quite a price on your head, Gungun," the Mando said as he clipped his helmet to his belt. "But I'll make you a deal; kill me, Badda Snasniss, in combat, and you may go. My contract with Rhal will be rendered null-and-void anyway."
"Issa deal," Jar Jar said without hesitation.
"No weapons though," Snasniss added.
"Okay," Jar Jar said.
Once the two of them had either lain or thrown their weapons at either of their sides on the floor, they then charged each other. In seconds, Jar Jar and Snasniss met in a flurry of fists and kicks that either connected with their targets or were expertly dodged at a rate so fast that all of the Mandalorians witnessing the fight could barely keep up with what could be seen.
After about half a minute, Snasniss managed to wade one of his fists through Jar Jar's defenses and delivered a solid punch to the Gungun's chest that sent him flying several meters back across the hangar. But the limber alien managed to turn his tumbling landing into a backward roll from which he shot up from to get back to his feet and charge back for his human foe again. They once again exchanged an insanely-fast series of blows with everything they had at their physical disposal, and after another half minute, Jar Jar was the one to wade past Snasniss's defenses, grabbed the Mando's collar, and pulled him in so that the Gungun was now swinging the human around.
Jar Jar swung Snasniss around three times before throwing him straight toward his own Bes'uliik. The Mando hit it square with his back before slumping to the ground. But he looked back up at Jar Jar, his teeth bared in anger, which was all the resolve that the human needed to push himself back to his feet and charge back for the Gungun.
Another half-minute series of punches and kicks followed, but this time, it ended with the both of them with their hands on the opposing throats. Jar Jar and Snasniss then just stood there as they tried to squeeze the life out of the other by depriving their opponent of precious oxygen.
Ten seconds passed, and it ended when they simultaneously pulled each other in for a headbutt that they stumbled back from. But it was Snasniss who recovered first, and he took advantage as he charged at Jar Jar.
But the latter recovered only a second later, and he needed only half a second more to react to Snasniss's incoming attack.
It was that half-second that he got which earned him a punch for the Mandalorian's throat. Snasniss reeled back from the strike as he choked on the attack. Jar Jar seized the advantage and delivered a finishing snap-kick up the Mandalorian's jaw. The human stumbled back further, stunning him for several seconds, seconds that allowed Jar Jar the time to hit the locking mechanisms on Snasniss's besalisk armor before yanking it from his opponent's body. The Gungun then swung the armor around once and finished his human opponent off by using the leading edge of the armor to decapitate Snasniss.
Before the Mando's body even hit the docking bay floor, Jar Jar dropped the armor to the floor and turned to leave. But he stopped abruptly once he heard the charges of dozens of blasters at his back.
Without warning, he quickly bent down, swiped up his dual blasters, and leaped up into the air before the Mandalorians in the docking bay could fire their shots. And in the five seconds that the Gungun was airborne, he managed to spin in place and fire off a near-impossible rate of rapid fire that gunned down two dozen Mandalorians in two seconds. When he was down, he leaped up again and took advantage of the surviving Mandalorians' stunned distraction over what just happened to gun more of them down. When he landed again, he downed the last dozen Mandos without flipping back up into the air again while dodging their desperately-fired shots.
Once the last of them were down, it was only then that Snasniss's decapitated body had finally collapsed to the floor.
Jar Jar then holstered his blasters and looked around. "Hmm," he muttered to himself, "looks likka none of dese Mandos need their armament anymore. Dis shouldn't take long."
Ten minutes later, Jar Jar had his Nubian fighter restocked with weapons - albeit less advanced and less destructive than his own weapons - and was back in hyperspace.
Next stop; Mandalore, where he might as well end this war.
