DK: Hey guys! Welcome to the next episode! I am BACK with a much better throat so I can scream more! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

RSG: GAH! *blocks ears* EARRAPE! YOU RAPE MY EARS, MAN!

DK: A-HEM! DUDE! FAMILY SHOW HERE!

RSG: *blushes* Sorry.

DK: ANYWAY, let's meet the MCSM gang!

All the MCSM gang at once: HIIIIIIIIII!

DK: YEAH! NICE AND LOUD! But I can do it louder! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Lukas's ears: *explodes*

DK: Oh. Um… We can't have a show when Lukas cannot hear! Erm, sorry, folks. We'll be right back to fix up this mess we've made. And sorry, Lukas.

Lukas: Pardon?


THIS CHANNEL IS CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING CONNECTION PROBLEMS. FOR NOW, PLEASE WATCH THIS SHORT CLIP/ADVERT FEATURING GABRIEL, ELLEGAARD, MAGNUS, SOREN AND IVOR!


Soren was standing still, staring at the kitchen wall, doing nothing. The tile, sponge, was so beautiful, almost better than endermen! Then again, NOTHING was better than enderman. Suddenly, Magnus and Ellie came rushing into the room. The door opened so fast it fell right off its hinges and fell to the floor.

"SOREN, WE'RE THIRSTY!" They screamed, ignoring the depressed bad life-living door.

Soren turned to them. "Well, I should hope so. You two lovechickens have been playing outside for the past nine hours!" He showed nine fingers on a single hand as he said that.

They ignored the fact he called them lovechickens. "Yeah…" They said, guilty.

There was an EPIC SILENCE!

"How would you two like a delicious chocolatey glass of PIXELTINE!" Soren ruined the EPIC SILENCE, holding up two pairs of glasses.

The griefer and engineer screamed in excitement. "PIXELTINE!"

Ellie grabbed Magnus. Hoisting him over her head, she threw him into a wall. She screamed as she did so. "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!" Magnus flew like a block of obsidian and barely flinched as he hit the wall, which magically transformed into bedrock.

The builder was unfazed by this. "GET THE MILK AND VINEGAR!"

Ellie ran 21,212,121,212,121,212,121.212121212121 billion parsecs around the universe, found 0.5 litres of milk, then ran 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 angstroms back to the kitchen, and slammed the milk on the table. Magnus barfed out 333 bottles of vinegar on the table, doing his share. The liquids spilled all over the surface of the thing called a table. Soren, satisfied, took out a can of Pixeltine and dumped out the contents. Only a bit of it actually hit the milk and vinegar, the rest went on the floor.

Gabriel entered through the door that had somehow fixed itself. "Hello, ladies!"

"PIXELTIIIIIIINE!" Soren screamed, throwing the empty Pixeltine can at him. "GRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!"

The warrior uttered a yelp and slammed the door before the Pixeltine can could smash his head open. It hit the door, hard. Already, an anti-door abuse club was being formed at that moment. The threat, Gabriel, gone, Soren continued.

"MIX IT TOGETHER, CHILDREN!"

Ellie went first. "LONG LIVE THE KING!" She pounded the mix to the table with pistons. Then, she threw 99,999,999,999 chainsaw blenders at the Pixeltine. "SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Magnus, waiting patiently for her to finish, ate some pie. After his girlfriend was done, he spammed out TNT. "KamehamehAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Each explosion didn't do anything inside the kitchen itself, but just make everything REALLY laggy everywhere else. It stopped, later. They had the mix.

"It's ready," Soren announced. Magnus and Ellie peeked out from under the table. He turned to Ellie. "Go tell Ivor."

TIME SKIP

Ivor was sitting on a chair, reading anime comics Hiss Hiss Fighty Blow-upy 2 and Attack on Desert Village Volume 69 at the same time. Ellie slowly stuck her head around the corner.

"PIXELTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!" She screamed.

"WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAH!" Ivor exclaimed, and he exploded.

And that's why Ivor TRUELY quit.

*CUTSCENE*

Bada-BA, bada-BA, PIXELTINE! (Totally safe, not)


DK: And we are back!

Lukas: Honestly, I don't think that short skit helped my hearing…

Olivia: I don't think that was a skit… *glances at Order*

Soren, Ellie, Magnus, and Gabriel: Uuuuuh… 'Course it was fake!

Ivor: Nah, it's all true.

DK: UUUUUUUHHHH… let's get going before things get bad. Um… Here are two questions from Mysticsummer7!

Stacy: Do you like Stampy?

Stacy: *blushes* Of course not! Hehe…

Cassie: Oh, really? How come I looked through you video plans and they were all names after Stampy? Why was there a cake labeled 'For Stampy' in the fridge? Why are there at least 10 attempts to write love letters to Stampy in the recycling bin? Can you explain all that?

Everyone: Oooooooh!
Axel: *under breath* Get burned…

Stampy: Stacy? Is that all true? Really?

Stacy: Um, um... UGH! CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! I LIKE YOU, STAMPY! I LIKE THE WAY YOU EAT! YOU FILM! YOU LAUGH! YOU WALK YOUR DOGS AND CATS! YOUR CREATIVITY! IT'S AMAZING! IN THE MANSION, WHEN WE TALKED TOGETHER, THEY WERE, LIKE, THE BEST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE, EVEN WHEN WE HAD THE CHANCE OF DEATH! I- I WANTED TO STAY LIKE THAT FOREVER, STAMPY!

All: *silence*
Stacy: Uh, I mean, gotcha, guys! Woah, man, that PAMA dude, what did he do? Oh, yeah, he chipped me, made me say things, erm…

Stampy: … Stacy.

Stacy: *gulps* Y-Yes, Stampy?

Stampy: Do you wanna go out and get some cake after the end of this episode?
Stacy: I'D LOVE T- I mean, sure! Yeah…

DK: You two could go now, if you want!

Stampy: Okay then! Stacy? Let's go. I heard that William Beaver and Polly Reindeer are helping operate my Hot Buns Bakery! Bye, everyone! *Stampy and Stacy leave*

Everyone: *lets go of sigh*

Jesse: *starts choking* WAAAAAAHHH!

DK: WHAT IS IT? What's wrong with him!?

Jessica: He's suffering a condition!

DK: From WHAT?!

Jessica: THE FEELS!

DK: Oh. Will he be cool?

Jessie: Yeah. Give him a moment.

DK: Okay, fine. I'll read the next question, also from Mysticsummer7.

DK: Do you have a crush?

All: *silence*

DK: You know, I'll just admit it out loud, unlike other people who go bleh about it. I do have a small, tiny, minuscule crush on… MYSELF!

All: Seriously?

DK: Kidding! Currently, I'm slightly attracted to this new OC Inder is currently working on, but hey, I don't wanna SPOIL who they are yet!

All: Awwww…

DK: CHILL, PEEPS! You'll know soon! Anyway, we're at the end of today's episode! Send in questions and dares, and be sure to have some fun! I am DK, see you next time! Baaaiii!

Harper: Hang on! There are still two more questions and dares! These ones are from Gamerwhogames!

DK: On a scale of one two ten, what's your favourite colour of the numeric alphabets?

DK: Erm… Wat? Olivia, Harper and Ellie, please explain this to me. For now, let's move on to the dare while I am enlightened.

Jessica: Throw Jupiter at Ivor.

Ivor: *gulps*

Jessica: *gives evil grin* Honoured.

Sparklez: To the FIRING WALL!

MOMENTS LATER

Jessica: *aims at Ivor, attached to wall by rubber bands*

Reginald: *blows trumpet badly*

Isa: Shush.

Reginald: Sorry, Miss Founder.

Isa: Start the countdown.

Reginald: Yes. Three!

Jessica: *confirms target*

Reginald: Two!

Milo: *gets camera ready*

Reginald: GO!

Isa: Where is one?

Reginald: *shrugs*

Jessica: *throws*

Ivor: Agh!

Jupiter: *passes right through Ivor*

Ivor: I'm alive!

All: DANG IT!

Ivor: … Excuse me?

All: *acts casual*

DK: And I am BACK!

Harper: We actually had no idea what you meant by colour or numeric alphabet. Sorry about that.

DK: BUUUUUT! We typed up 'numeric alphabet' on Nooble and the closest thing we found was the NATO phonetic alphabet. I probably either like Alfa, Delta or Echo.

Olivia: Maybe Inder knows what that meant.

DK: Oh well. Anyway, that wraps up todays episode! Send in your questions and dares, and we will see you next time! BAAAAI!