Rating: T
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Hermione/Remus/Sirius
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em - not making any money off 'em. Dern it.
Word Count: 460

Notes:

30 Day OT3 Competition/Challenge: Day 24 - Lies

Pokemon Trading Card Collection Challenge: Croagunk- Bronze - (plot theme/action) Having to physically drag someone away from an attractive girl/boy.


Hermione and Sirius watched the interaction between the two. They watched as Marlene giggled as she laid her hand on Remus's arm.

Hermione glared at the girl. "I would have thought it was all lies when Lily came and told us Marlene was flirting with Remus. Especially since everyone knows that he's in a committed relationship with two people."

Sirius's arm was around Hermione's shoulder. "I know. Remus isn't the kind to have a wandering eye, but he doesn't seem to mind the attention."

"Wandering eye?" Hermione scoffed. "If anyone has the wandering eye, it's you."

"Hey," Sirius yelled, offended.

Hermione just looked at him.

Sirius took a deep breath. "Fine. I've looked, but that's all. I can't help that I appreciate attractive guys and girls, but you and Remus are the only ones I want."

"Good job. You admitted to a fault of your personality, but you followed it with a compliment."

"Enough about me. What do we do about that?" He gestured with the hand that wasn't touching Hermione.

"You get Remus, and I'll deal with Marlene."

Hermione smirked, and Sirius felt a shiver go down his spine. There was nothing scarier than an angry Hermione, and he felt a little bit of compassion for Marlene.

Well, a very little bit, considering she was flirting with their Moony.

Sirius marched over to the pair and dragged Remus away while Hermione started ranting at Marlene about how she should keep her hands off of their boyfriend if she knew what was good for her.

Sirius and Remus were waiting for Hermione when she marched into the room. "You have some explaining to do," Hermione began right away.

Remus backed up, bumping into Sirius. "I'm not interested in Marlene."

"You were letting her touch you," Sirius growled into Remus's ear.

He quickly turned so his back wasn't to either of his pissed off lovers.

"She was kind of forceful, and I didn't know how to politely say I wasn't interest."

"Who cares about being polite? She was flirting with you when she knew you were in a relationship. That isn't polite, so why should you be polite? Next time, just tell her to go away."

Remus looked at Sirius, hoping for help.

Sirius simply raised his eyebrows. "I agree with her. I don't share with anyone but Hermione."

"And I don't share with anyone but Sirius."

They walked closer to him and simultaneously, they said, "And you belong to us."

When Sirius took Remus's lips in a hard kiss, Hermione began biting and licking Remus's neck. Both of them were intent on marking him, showing the world that he was theirs, and no one, especially Marlene McKinnon, would take Remus away from them.

And Remus didn't mind one little bit.